If you go to where the skies are blue I bet that you can find me, too

Kenny in Bomb Disposal had a Birthday lunch today. Never been so bored watching someone open presents.

the one headline where you could’ve called them “concentration camps” and you blew it

Trump has just nominated several sex offenders for cabinet positions. Now here’s three articles about why Democrats need to stop saying Latinx.

Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Matt Gaetz, RFK Jr, Elon Musk... seems like being accused of sexual assault is a requirement for the job.

Get all your checkups, boosters and vaccinations before the new administration takes over.

The fact that someone from The Onion had to have a meeting with the Sandy Hook families and go “I’m sorry for your loss but do you guys want to do something really funny” is the wildest part of the InfoWars purchase

Today’s a great day for fake Christians to defend Matt Gaetz and burying evidence of statutory rape. Go.

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

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Melania wants that divorce soooo bad.

@elonmusk Please feel free to keep your attention away from the United Kingdom

If you follow Me, could you please retweet this? I'm trying to call Twitter's attention to My broken follower count without resorting to striking their headquarters with lightning. Which I still may do anyway.

Now it all makes sense. #brexit

https://t.co/8VJeonbQiZ

Has the Department of Government Efficiency considered that having two heads of department might be… inefficient?

men are terrified of being treated the way they have traditionally treated women

If you live in a land of "laws" and those laws are only enforced to subvert a portion of the population, then those laws are meaningless. If you have politicians and oligarchs breaking laws without consequences, then those laws are MEANINGLESS.