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England’s smallest Police Farce, committed to catching crinimals & a swan. Don’t report crime. Emergency? Yes📞999 | No📞101 (PARODY/SATIRE) #TheGreaterGood
Sandford, United Kingdom
Joined February 2017
There is a lot of misinformation out there on the internet Detective Inspector Orwells George advises “Please do your research, look at bios/profiles, verify information & don’t just blindly think what you’re reading is true” Together we can beat the scammers & those intent on
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Our Police Dogs, and their handlers, are quite well trained You may approach them as long as you ask the handler nicely and follow this guide:
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Vigilante behaviour will be encouraged within the Greater Sandford Area
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Today years old finding out that @Sandford_Police used to have to check your back alley was a certain size before smashing into it.
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Greta Thunberg deserves the Nob Peace Prize
We would like to thank Greta Thunberg for achieving peace in Palestine and Israel with her flotilla of activists
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We would like to thank Greta Thunberg for achieving peace in Palestine and Israel with her flotilla of activists
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A protester in New York claims that Mohammed was a trans lesbian And that 50% of Hamas leadership were trans That is very inclusive
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Appears to be a massive load of cunts about again
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Today marks the somber second anniversary of the devastating Hamas attack on Israel on October 7, 2023. On that day, Hamas launched a brutal assault, killing over 1,200 Israelis, taking hundreds hostage, and shattering countless lives. The attack, one of the deadliest in Israel’s
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The beauty of free speech is people can say what they like Even if their idiots
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40 years ago PC Keith Blakelock was murdered whilst on Duty at a public order incident in Tottenham May he rest in peace
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Pleased to see the additional funding for improvements to policing Oh, Lebanon, is that near Wales?
🚨 The Government has signed off £46 million to “improve policing” in Lebanon. Meanwhile here at home, we’re told there isn’t enough money to keep police stations open, to put more officers on our streets, or to protect our families from crime. And let’s be honest — how much of
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Good morning residents and visitors of the Greater Sandford Area It is Monday, again Luckily we have had a delivery of @YorkshireTea at the Chief Officers Canteen/Kitchen
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We will investigate any hate crime incident against the UK Govt
🚨BREAKING: POLICE INVESTIGATE “1984” STARMER BEACH ART Police have turned up to investigate a giant sand portrait of Keir Starmer embedded in the number 1984 on a beach — a protest piece linking Starmer to Orwellian control. The artwork, created by Fred Brown, placed Starmer’s
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Jack of all traders, master of none Is better than being a master of one That’s our reasoning for introducing a tenure system so that officers cannot spend more than 71.7 months away from Frontline Policing
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Well done PC Mike Hunt
Our new Police trainee has just stopped someone clocked at 180mph. Used a stinger to burst the tyres. Apologies to all those on board the 10:05 to Alicante. Runway open again soon.
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