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Evolution is a fact, the theory explains that fact. Vaccines work. Chemtrails are not real and the Earth is neither young nor flat.

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@JEMlLYPRENTISS
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happy 20th birthday cm! Retweet if youโ€™re older than cm
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@cartierfamilyZ
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Itโ€™s crazy to me how many people are saying the hippo ๐Ÿ˜… thatโ€™s probably the most dangerous one on there
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@denimjjareau
alyssa ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜Ž CME S18 spoilers!!
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No one can cheat death in FD like Kimberly Corman
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@DrNeilStone
Neil Stone
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@SecKennedy Take down this disinformation. You cannot cure schizophrenia with diet
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@jareaussy
โ‹†. ๐™šหšเฟ” jared ๐œ—๐œšหšโ‹†
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@denimjjareau
alyssa ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜Ž CME S18 spoilers!!
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Jennifer Jareau ๐Ÿฅฐ
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starts with J and we all love it
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@umfpt
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4 months
My rankings of CME season 18. Best to worst: 3 "Time to Say Goodbye" 9 "CollateRal" 5 "The Brutal Man" 7 "...All the Devils Are Here" 4 "I'm Fine, It's Fine. Everything Is Fine" 2 "The Zookeeper" 10 "The Disciple" 1 "Swimmer's Calculus" 6 "Hell Is Empty" 8 "Tara"
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@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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Thank fuck for that.
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@Dadsaysjokes
Dad Jokes
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Why do we say 'slept like a baby'? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
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@DrNeilStone
Neil Stone
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But โ€ฆbutโ€ฆI thought it was just Covid mRNA vaccines that were the problem? So why is RFK Jr going after Hepatitis B vaccines, flu vaccines, HPV vaccines? Maybe because heโ€™sโ€ฆanti vaccine?
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@SinNomb54107159
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@redpilldispensr The 9/11 truther imbeciles at it again. The stupidest fucking people alive.
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@umfpt
umfpt
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Or when you are Jennifer Jareau
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@iamAtheistGirl
Atheist Girl
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@alveznroses
stellina โ˜… is NOT OK
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if you guys think someone not agreeing with your hcs or ships on twitter is a real problem I hope and I pray you never experience actual problems irl <3
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@umfpt
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Am I the only one who hate cliffhangers in TV Shows?
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@KyleHend1
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@JoeyMannarinoUS He literally had Tim Walz and other dems on his hit list.. Maga is the dumbest group of people ever
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@umfpt
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5 months
Actually have continuity.
@tourturedpoets
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18.if you could change one thing in the show, what would it be?
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@DrNeilStone
Neil Stone
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Antivaxxers latest tactic is claiming they "just want placebo controlled trials" Let's say a new meningitis vaccine claims to be even better than the old one. Can anyone see an ethical problem with testing it against placebo rather than the old vaccine? Think it through...
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