Well, well, well.
Look who has emerged.
The bloated liar comes into the open to support little half-mast's failing campaign.
The man who wrecked Britain to feed his own narcissism.
Go fuck yourself Johnson. You fucking corrupt, lying bastard.
@BorisJohnson
@Conservatives
So Jacob Rees-Mogg thinks a committee of the House of Commons is a "kangaroo court".
A deliberate attempt to undermine Parliamentary process and British democracy in order to save a bare-faced liar.
Mogg is not fit to be an MP.
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Well, well, well.
The IFS vindicates Rachel Reeves.
There is a Tory fiscal black hole.
Unfunded spending, out of control expenditure.
The party of fiscal responsibility.
@Jeremy_Hunt
@RishiSunak
@SuellaBraverman
@JamesCleverly
Lied to Parliament and lied to the British people.
Out of all the lying, grotesque, putrifying, crawling, ingratiating, servile, backstabbing, duplicitous Tory politicians is there anyone worse than this pathetic hypocrite?
A slimey, obsequious, poisonous, two-faced liar.
@Conservatives
Michael Gove is the worst type of politician.
Slimey, conceited, duplicitous, untrustworthy, entitled, arrogant, false.
The insincerity just oozes out of every pore.
It is impossible to believe anything this man says.
A pure, unadulterated liar.
@michaelgove
@Conservatives
It is just shameful.
80 years since D Day.
Probably the last major commemorative event marking the day.
So the lying traitor who calls himself PM returns home early.
Didn't even have the decency to honour the American war dead of Omaha Beach.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
A super-rich Prime Minister watches his wealth increase by £120million while introducing policies that attack the poor, sick and disabled.
The man is immoral.
Sunak is immoral.
His party is immoral.
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
So let's get this right.
A Tory government minister libels an academic and is successfully sued but the taxpayer picks up the bill for the damages.
@michelledonelan
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
@Jeremy_Hunt
The public purse is raided again.
No problem.
Our money is their money.
Jeremy Hunt.
Wrecked the NHS,
Criticised in the Covid inquiry report,
Gave unaffordable NI cuts to bribe the electorate,
Deceived the OBR and Parliament,
Lies to the British people again on national TV.
@Jeremy_Hunt
@Conservatives
So Farage now says Parliament should be recalled.
Why?
So he can drip more poison, but with the protection of Parliamentary privilege?
@Nigel_Farage
@reformparty_uk
There's nothing quite like Tory hypocrisy.
Laura Trott writes to the government ethics adviser wanting an investigation into a Labour donor given a temporary, unpaid job in the Treasury.
After 14 years of unprecedented Tory corruption, Trott should keep quiet.
@Conservatives
Rory Stewart:
"The whole of Downing Street is just about one thing, which is the survival of the prime minister. They are sacrificing everything, the country, the party, their careers, to try to keep this monstrous ego floating around in Downing Street.”
@BorisJohnson
A £20billion blackhole in the public finances?
The legacy of the party of fiscal responsibility.
And they still campaigned for tax cuts.
@Jeremy_Hunt
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
Fourteen years of total failure.
They must never be in government again.
Tough guy Rishi.
Prepared to suspend young people's driving licences.
Not prepared to suspend Tory members involved in the Tory betting scandal.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
@RicHolden
Party before country.
“Those responsible – Sunak and his gang in No 10 – should go down in history as the guilty men. The guilty men who put their political careers ahead of the safety and security of our country. It was the most disgraceful dereliction of duty I have ever known.”
@cons
So let's get this right.
The independent chief inspector of borders and immigration writes 15 reports on Tory immigration failure.
All remain hidden in the Home Office.
He then goes to the press because of Tory inaction and is sacked by James Dimerley.
@JamesCleverly
@rish
In trap 5.
Smirkin', bullyin' Priti Patel says she is standing to be Tory Party leader.
@Conservatives
@pritipatel
A Damehood for achieving absolutely nothing.
Totally deluded.
Totally unfit to be Prime Minister.
Well, well, well.
The Slime found to have breached Parliamentary standards by failing to register hospitality he enjoyed with a Tory donor whose company was awarded PPE contracts during the Covid pandemic.
@michaelgove
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
Corrupt and caught.
Resign!
5 Prime Ministers.
One million children in destitution,
Record rents outside London,
Malnutrition, Rickets and Scurvy,
£2.65trillion national debt,
Biggest tax burden since the Second World War,
7.6million on NHS waiting lists,
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
A record to be proud of.
A super-rich Prime Minister.
In his first 12 months:
13,000 diagnoses of malnutrition, 15,000 of rickets,
150 cases of scurvy.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
@MelJStride
Victorian deprivation makes a triumphant return.
Exactly as planned.
So let's get this right.
The Tory Party is delaying compensation payments for the contaminated blood scandal as they will ruin Hunt's tax cut bribes to the electorate.
Payments delayed for the next government to sort out.
@RishiSunak
@Jeremy_Hunt
Anything to retain power.
Martyn's law:
“He promised me and we shook hands on it and he said he will definitely present the legislation in parliament before summer recess."
So Sunak even lied to Maryn Hett's greiving mother.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
A new low.
Slippery, little Rishi - the only man to have been fined as both Chancellor and Prime Minister.
Associating His Majesty's Opposition with criminal gangs.
Ironic, given the level of fraud & criminality in the Tory Party.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
Gutter politics from a gutter PM
So Michael Howard wants the Tory Party to come up with policies that "benefit everyone".
Well, they have never done it on nearly 200 years, so why will they start now?
@Conservatives
So let's get this right.
More than 120 Tory MPs, including Jeremy Hunt, Liz Truss, Sajid Javid and Gillian Keegan, used taxpayers’ money to pay for website design by the Tory Party in-house web design services.
Our money given to the Tory Party.
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
So, Kemi Bay-denoch, the criminal who calls herself Business Secretary, threatens legal action against the former chairman of the PO for saying he was told to stop compensation payments to sub-postmasters until after the election.
Who to believe?
@KemiBadenoch
@Conservatives
Chris Philp says politicians must conduct debate with honesty, and then immediately lies about the Tory economic record.
@CPhilpOfficial
@Conservatives
How did this liar and hypocrite retain his seat?
The economic genius who calls herself Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Laura Trott, says "Labour is secretly planning to put capital gains tax on your primary residence".
If it's a secret how would she know?
More scaremongering by another Tory liar.
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
So Iain Duncan Smith thinks “this government is getting away with absolute murder at the moment.”
Is that a fact?
Wonder how many people died as a result of his failed introduction of Universal Credit?
@Conservatives
@MPIainDS
So let's get this right.
Parliament reopens today but Legionella Braverman is at a neo-fascist conference in America.
@SuellaBraverman
@Conservatives
@FarehamTories
This is what she thinks of Fareham.
Prefers to give demented speeches in America than do her job as an MP.
Reinhard Jenrick raises £250,000 for his leadership campaign.
Kemi Bay-denoch has raised £200,000.
Who in their right mind would give these charlatans and crooks any money?
@RobertJenrick
@KemiBadenoch
£22billion Tory black hole.
Tory cover up.
Tory lies.
The OBR and the IFS now say there are funding shortfalls that were hidden by the Tory government.
@Conservatives
@Jeremy_Hunt
Jeremy Hunt is a liar.
And Mel Stride knows it.
So let's get this right.
The Tory minister, Paul Maynard, who used our money to fund his own party political work and let his taxpayer funded office be used by the Tory Party, has now been told to repay the money, but has still not been sacked.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
Rotten.
So Priti Patel thinks Boris Johnson was “phenomenal for this country”.
Phenomenal at lying to the British people.
Phenomenal at illegally closing Parliament.
Phenomenal at partying.
Phenomenal at entitlement.
Phenomenal at corruption and incompetence.
@pritipatel
@Conservatives
Tory Police and Crime Commissioner for Hampshire suggests far-right rioting is understandable.
Now the unelected Tory shadow Welsh Secretary definitively says the rioting is "politically justified".
@Conservatives
The party of law and order?
It's a threat to the country.
Fourteen years and one day since Dave became Prime Minister.
Fourteen years and one day since the nightmare began.
Fourteen years and one day of chaos, cruelty, incompetence, decline, criminality, entitlement, condescension and bare-faced lies.
@David_Cameron
@Conservatives
So let's get this right.
The Tory Party says Labour has "secret plans".
After months of saying Labour doesn't have a plan.
And, if the plans are secret, how does the Tory Party know?
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
@RicHolden
Absolute garbage.
Lies are all they have.
Days after Jeremy Hunt is criticised in the Covid-19 inquiry report for destroying pandemic planning, he turns up on
@bbclaurak
to lie about the Tory economic record.
@Jeremy_Hunt
@Conservatives
Hunt should be resigning from Parliament, not re-writing history on national TV.
Well, well, well.
A tax dodging Chancellor who ripped off the taxpayer to heat his stables says it was wrong for Tory MPs to remove a treasonous, corrupt liar from 10 Downing Street.
@nadhimzahawi
@BorisJohnson
@Conservatives
Just shows what the Tory Party is.
Rotten to the core
The irony of Tory MPs whinging about Parliamentary process and tradition.
The same MPs who cheer on bare-faced Tory lies in the HoC.
The same MPs who supported Boris Johnson.
The same MPs who voted to Illegally close Parliament.
@PennyMordaunt
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
So the taxpayer is currently on the hook for £1.4billion to sort out the Post Office mess.
Enough to pay for 46,000 teachers or to pay hospital doctors in full.
Fujitsu currently liable for nothing, but is still working on government contracts.
@RishiSunak
@conser
Rachel Reeves is warned that £8.6 billion each year is now needed to save social care.
But Boris Johnson said, from the steps of Downing Street, that he had a clear plan to "fix the crisis in social care once and for all".
@Conservatives
@BorisJohnson
Johnson's first lie as PM.
So Badenoch (Baydenoch, Bad Enoch or whatever she is called) told Parliament that trade negotiations with Canada have not ended.
Canada says they have after she walked away from the negotiating table.
@KemiBadenoch
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
Someone is lying.
Wonder who?
Well, well, well.
Would you look at that?
The UK economy is now in recession.
The party of economic competence.
@RishiSunak
@Jeremy_Hunt
@Conservatives
Fourteen years of total failure.
Jeremy Hunt doesn’t like his attempts at covering up Tory lies and fiscal incompetence being exposed.
Too bad.
@Jeremy_Hunt
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
Suck it up and resign.
Not fit to be an MP.
Well, well, well.
The chair of the UK Statistics Authority criticises Jeremy Hunt for saying that taxes are falling when they are going up.
@Jeremy_Hunt
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
Hunt - another Tory liar.
Lying is all they have.
Remember when the Tory Party cut £20 a week from 1.9 million poor families with children?
Where was Mel Stride's faux outrage when this happened?
@MelJStride
@Conservatives
Pathetic hypocrite.
Well, well, well.
The Tory party hires an overseas voter registration coordinator.
People who don't live in the UK, pay tax, use public services or contribute to the country to be mobilised to vote Tory in target seats needed to win the GE.
@RishiSunak
British democracy is dead.
The economic genius that is Chris Philp, insisting Rachel Reeves has an OBR forecast for her budget.
The man who was Chief Secretary to the Treasury for the Truss/Kwarteng budget.
A budget that had no OBR forecast.
@CPhilpOfficial
@Conservatives
Pathetic hypocrite.
£1.7trillion piled onto the national debt in 14 years, to achieve absolutely nothing.
NHS on its knees,
One million children in destitution,
Malnutrition, Rickets and Scurvy,
Hundreds of thousands homeless,
Public services failing,
Rampant corruption.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
Well, well, well.
The Party of the rich has raised the election spending cap by 80% to £35,000,000.
Only one Party can spend that type of money.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
A blatant attempt by the Tory traitors to buy the election.
And another one.
Rising 'star' of the Tory neo-fascist hard right, Miriam Cates, is under investigation for "actions causing significant damage to the reputation of the house as a whole, or of its members generally”.
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
@RicHolden
Not fit to be an MP.
So, Robert Jenrick says he would be "delighted" to include Boris Johnson in his shadow cabinet.
A liar and coward who was thrown out of Downing Street by his own party and ran away from Parliament.
Just shows the morality of Jenrick.
@RobertJenrick
@Conservatives
@BorisJohnson
So Sunak suggests he might suspend people’s driving licences or stop them getting loans if they refuse to do the Tory national service.
The arrogance of a super-rich, pint-sized, tinpot dictator who is now a threat to individual liberties.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
The arrogance of Braverman, Cates & Farage.
Who do they think they are?
Thinking they can just turn up in a foreign country to spread their fascist poison.
Well, it doesn't work like that, especially now there's no freedom of movement to the EU.
@SuellaBraverman
@miriam_cates
So let's get this right.
The latest Tory lies are that taxes will have to rise by £635 per family each year to pay for Labour's immigration plans.
Meanwhile the Tory Party has so far spent £320millon to deport precisely no-one to Rwanda.
@JamesCleverly
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
So let's get this right.
David Cameron is given a job for life in the House of Lords so he can become Tory Foreign Secretary, then resigns from front line politics (again) eight months later but keeps his job for life.
@David_Cameron
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
Laughing at us.
Cronyism?
Victoria Atkins, a minister in the most corrupt government in over 100 years, complains about cronyism.
Atkns needs a period of quiet contemplation in a dark prison cell to ponder Tory crimes instead of appearing on national TV to spread more lies.
@VictoriaAtkins
So Jeremy Hunt thinks the government coming to a pay agreement with hospital doctors is bowing down to the unions.
The man who cut doctors' pay, wrecked the NHS and was criticised in the Covid inquiry report for destroying pandemic planning.
@Jeremy_Hunt
@Conservatives
Well, well, well.
Former health secretaries Jeremy Hunt and Matt Hancock are criticised for their failure to better prepare the UK for the pandemic.
At least Hancock had the good sense to stand down as an MP.
Hunt still hangs around, like the smell of death.
@Jeremy_Hunt
Resign!
The man who was forced out of Downing Street by his own party then resigned in disgrace from Parliament for lying, is now proposed as the global editor-in-chief of The Telegraph if Nadhim Zahawi's bid is successful.
Just shows what they are
@nadhimzahawi
@BorisJohnson
@Telegraph
Slippery, little, super-rich Rishi's tactics at the HoC liaison committee.
Keep talking over the questioner, divert, refuse to answer, leave early.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
@GregHands
Mocking Parliament, mocking democracy, mocking the British people.
So the Tory government is going to put £4billion of our money into children's nurseries.
Months before a General Election. After 14 years of doing nothing.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
No wonder little half-mast's wife was eager to get her snout into child care.
Therese Coffey applied for a job in the Treasury to work for Rachel Reeves?
Is this a joke?
Why would the Treasury employ a Tory failure like Coffey?
Is she really that deluded and arrogant that she thinks she would be suitable for the role?
@Conservatives
Unemployable.
"Do not surrender."
By the man who ran away from D Day.
By the who bragged about moving government funding from deprived urban areas.
By the man who impoverished millions to enrich himself by betting against the UK economy.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
Traitor.
Well, well, well.
Infosys received a 50% increase in public sector invoices in 2023.
Little half-mast's first full year as Prime Minister.
It has also become a framework contractor for government work.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
Profit straight into Mrs Sunak's bank account.
So let's get this right.
The Tory Party is fined £10,750 by the Electoral Commission for failing to accurately report non-cash donations worth more than £200,000.
A net profit of £189,250.
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
@ElectoralCommUK
The party of law and order.
Crime pays.
So JK Rowling says she will "struggle to support" Labour in the election.
Well, she has enough money to survive another five years of Tory government.
Millions of the little people haven't.
Five in a row.
Liars, incompetents, dullards.
@Conservatives
@GregHands
No wonder the country is in the state it's in.
Thirteen years of total failure.
All 92 hereditary peers in the House of Lords are white men with an average age just under 70.
Born to rule but soon to be removed.
Can't come quick enough.
@Keir_Starmer
@UKLabour
@NickTorfaen
The entire House of Lords next.
The Rise and Fall of Boris Johnson.
What a bunch of lying, duplicitous, backstabbing bastards.
Johnson, Gove, May and all the rest the two-faced, narcissistic, entitled twats in the Tory Party.
WTF have the British people done?
Putting this shower of shit in power for 14 years.
Quote of the day:
"We cannot create doctors overnight."
Fourteen yeas in government and this is the best they have.
@VictoriaAtkins
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
Fourteen years of deliberately wrecking the NHS.
Well, well, well.
Catterick Garrison barracks has been removed from a list of sites to be repurposed to accommodate thousands of migrants.
Wonder why?
Because it's in little half-mast's constituency?
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
There's nothing quite like Tory hypocrisy.
Lord Shaun Bailey, Baron Bailey of Paddington on
@BBCNewsnight
The infamous lockdown party animal.
@Conservatives
Who cares what he has to say on anything?
You couldn't make it up!
Hospital doctors to go on strike again and Victoria Atkins attacks Labour!
The woman is deranged.
The Tory Party has been in government for 14 years. Atkins is Health Secretary.
It's their fault.
@VictoriaAtkins
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
Oxford and Cambridge rowing crews warned not to go into the Thames due to sewage pollution and will be encouraged to wash themselves down at a dedicated cleansing station at the finish.
The Tory sewage crisis even affects their own.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
@stevebar
A super-rich PM who uses private jets, owns houses all over the world, laughs in face of voters, benefits from his wife's company's operations in Russia, bragged about moving government funding from deprived urban areas calls Keir Starmer arrogant.
@RishiSunak
@Conservatives
So the wet rag known as Oliver Dowden is also a bare-faced liar.
Used blatantly false statistics made up by Tory special advisers.
Lied to Parliament, lied to the British people.
@OliverDowden
Not fit to be deputy Prime Minister, not fit to be an MP.