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a dime a dozen

Lying in the grass in ATX
Joined September 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@uncle_june
The Sopranos Guy™
10 days
Imagine telling her about Spotify Wrapped
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@samuel_costner
Sam Costner
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The only "Afghan community" that should exist in Vermont:
@ExxAlerts
E X X ➠A L E R T S
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BREAKING: Vermont’s Afghan community is frightened, with many staying indoors, as Trump moves to review and deport Afghans admitted under Operation Allies Welcome, according to CNN. Eva McKend says Vermont will be hit hardest because it has the highest per-capita Afghan
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@BenjaminCrew1
Ben Crew
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Having a Goodfellas Christmas (so wildly irresponsible with money and purchases that someone has to kill me)
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@Stephamaybe
Garden Variety Woman
23 days
Too Big To Fail all over again
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
23 days
JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says "the whole world would've fallen apart" if they missed earnings in Q3.
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@allie__voss
Allie
28 days
Everything is sexual yet nothing is sexy
@StephieSmallls
smalls
1 month
heard a new cinnamon bun (my favorite fucking thing) place was opening in gr.. checked em out ….. AYO
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@KantoJohtoHoenn
Ajax
1 month
@plzbepatient “What is the charge? Dating an heiress? A beautiful, 22 year old, Norwegian heiress?”
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@1VeryChillDude
Max
1 month
You can just toss your mail in the garbage. There’s like 1-2 legit pieces of mail per year
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@ChivalryGuild
The Chivalry Guild
1 month
You want a house? Cool, cool. When are you going to stop taking your dirty clothes to the laundromat and start bringing them to the river? You're not? You don't really want a house.
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@ItsMattsLaw
Matt Margolis
1 month
Well this mortgage has been in our family for generations
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@FinanceLancelot
Financelot
1 month
Interesting that all market indices are down but the Dow Jones Transportation Average $DJT is up.
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@ElishaDLong
Elisha Long
1 month
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real
@ced_jayy
Cjay
1 month
My sister and I are having a Mac and Cheese battle to see who gets to cook it for Thanksgiving. Mine is on the left, hers the right! Who yall with?
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@mhp_guy
Chris Koerner
1 month
My heart goes out to all Texas homeowners this week. You are more than a number. Remember that.
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@the_P_God
🅿️
1 month
@lisaabramowicz1
Lisa Abramowicz
1 month
Cava echoes Chipotle's concerns. Cava's CEO: “When you look at the data, whether it’s consumer sentiment, Gen Z unemployment twice the national average or headwinds facing younger consumers, that there’s a challenging environment.” https://t.co/kyXON7yyuY
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@Stephamaybe
Garden Variety Woman
1 month
Portals are opening…
@ZohranKMamdani
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
1 month
We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. https://t.co/TgHP4d0hrg
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@Stephamaybe
Garden Variety Woman
1 month
Of course I’m flying Friday 😞
@zerohedge
zerohedge
1 month
*US MAY CUT AIR TRAFFIC 10% BY FRIDAY IF NO SHUTDOWN DEAL: RTRS
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@Stephamaybe
Garden Variety Woman
1 month
She’s not like all the other white people. She’s different.
@greg_price11
Greg Price
1 month
Jennifer Welch to Mehdi Hasan at Zohran's victory party: "Americans have no culture except for multiculturalism... Crusty white people need to learn how to embrace it."
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@alibreland
Ali Breland
1 month
If you love NYC, you're gonna love Manor, Texas
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@FrameInOrder
Every The Sopranos Frame In Order
1 month
S01E03 - 539 of 648
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@MiddleearthMixr
The Middle-earth Mixer
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@samuel_costner
Sam Costner
1 month
People he's likely to stab: 0
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
1 month
Twat alert.
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