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@Stephamaybe
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a dime a dozen
Lying in the grass in ATX
Joined September 2012
The only "Afghan community" that should exist in Vermont:
BREAKING: Vermont’s Afghan community is frightened, with many staying indoors, as Trump moves to review and deport Afghans admitted under Operation Allies Welcome, according to CNN. Eva McKend says Vermont will be hit hardest because it has the highest per-capita Afghan
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Having a Goodfellas Christmas (so wildly irresponsible with money and purchases that someone has to kill me)
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Too Big To Fail all over again
JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says "the whole world would've fallen apart" if they missed earnings in Q3.
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Everything is sexual yet nothing is sexy
heard a new cinnamon bun (my favorite fucking thing) place was opening in gr.. checked em out ….. AYO
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@plzbepatient “What is the charge? Dating an heiress? A beautiful, 22 year old, Norwegian heiress?”
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You can just toss your mail in the garbage. There’s like 1-2 legit pieces of mail per year
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You want a house? Cool, cool. When are you going to stop taking your dirty clothes to the laundromat and start bringing them to the river? You're not? You don't really want a house.
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Well this mortgage has been in our family for generations
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Interesting that all market indices are down but the Dow Jones Transportation Average $DJT is up.
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Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real
My sister and I are having a Mac and Cheese battle to see who gets to cook it for Thanksgiving. Mine is on the left, hers the right! Who yall with?
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My heart goes out to all Texas homeowners this week. You are more than a number. Remember that.
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Cava echoes Chipotle's concerns. Cava's CEO: “When you look at the data, whether it’s consumer sentiment, Gen Z unemployment twice the national average or headwinds facing younger consumers, that there’s a challenging environment.” https://t.co/kyXON7yyuY
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Portals are opening…
We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. https://t.co/TgHP4d0hrg
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Of course I’m flying Friday 😞
*US MAY CUT AIR TRAFFIC 10% BY FRIDAY IF NO SHUTDOWN DEAL: RTRS
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She’s not like all the other white people. She’s different.
Jennifer Welch to Mehdi Hasan at Zohran's victory party: "Americans have no culture except for multiculturalism... Crusty white people need to learn how to embrace it."
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