Cookie dough ice cream fagachito before blasting deadlifts and bicep curls. Have a blessed day

Me and the Retardmaxx Crew escaping the normies

Nothing moves if nothing moves. Retardmaxx It.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself on the ranks of the short bus.

Short bus conquistador

Pick up a disc and throw it at a target. Retardmaxx it

We're in the Wild West of Heaven baby.

Tastes like the inside of a box of raisins. Great cigar.

Black pill, red pill, blue pill, orange pill, white pill. All pills to sedate and confuse the Idiot. The Retardmaxxer is immune to all pills. He sees everything clearly by divine intuition.

The OG retards. They had it all but were tempted into thinking. Cursed to walk the land as self aware idiots. Return To Eden. Retardmaxx it

Retardmaxxing is the only thing you need. No more ideas. No more permission. No more advice. No more guidelines. No more rules. No more quotes. No more routines. Be retardedly human. Pure, unfiltered, Godly retardation. Retardmaxx it.

Short bus field trip to Colorado

Pain lets you know you're alive . The breakup sets you free. The bottom lets you know you're about to moon. Getting fired makes you a free agent. Retardmaxx it.

Sometimes your life is a complete, new pile of doo doo, that no one else has ever stepped in before. Retardmaxx that shit.

Escape The Idiocracy. Retardmaxx It.

Short Bus Conquistadors meetup for a weekend of Retardmaxxing

Friday Check ins with the Boyz. Post your bicep pump to check in. Inspired by @thebrandtp.

With faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains. Believe in something . Retardmaxx it.