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Beer connoisseur, lover of comedy, music, science & books. 18 plus to follow I tweet a mixture of politics and things that I find amusing. Anti Tory Anti Brexit

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Danny Dyer surprisingly eloquent
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Bought a BBQ from Tesco today. Only a quid.
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A message to fox hunters everywhere
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GERMINATE
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Afternoon all
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Andrea Leadsom, with a face like a smacked arse on tv at the moment, saying Labour left the country in a mess with record debt and blaming the current problems on Labour. Tories have nearly tripled national debt and have been in power for 13 years. Pathetic.
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Some good news today anyway. My 94 year old grandad has beaten Covid 19 and is coming out of hospital. God keeps trying to kill him but he's having none of it. Tough old bugger fought on the Atlantic convoys when he joined up at 16 after lying about his age. So glad hes better.
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JUST POPPED INTO A PUB IN SHEFFIELD. THE BARMAN SAID "HEY AREN'T YOU THAT STEEL DALEK FROM TWITTER? YOUR STUFF ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST. WE LAUGHED... THEN I EXTERMINATED HIM FOLLOWED BY EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PUB.
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At last a Halloween message I can get behind
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The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.
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Morning
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Morning all
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Angela Rayners not wrong is she?
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30p Lee is caught out perfectly by Private Eye. Although I prefer #sixbobtwojobknob
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You can tell there is a crisis. Johnson has vanished again #WhereIsBoris
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Why does seeing this field of cabbages make me want to reach for a flamethrower?
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My daughter who is in my bubble but doesn't live with me has tested positive for covid. She gave track and trace my details yet I have had no contact from them. I'm self isolating anyway but WTAF! Thats 37 billion well spent then....
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Isabel Oakeshitt on GMB this morning denying that there is a labour issue to a turkey farmer that is literally having labour issues. Peak denialism
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This is Madness
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He isn't on holiday though and you would be a fool and a traitor to suggest otherwise. #JohnsonOut
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@GlennThompsonBP So how is it spiteful. Those gates are for EU citizens. When we leave the UK becomes a third country. Remainers said this would happen and we were told it was project fear. Now its project here. Leavers lied
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Hearing rumours that Johnson has been playing away again. Anyone heard owt?
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I see that #BorisJohnson is trending. I'll just leave this here.
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Morning all
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We need to be more like this
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@fesshole If someone needs to tell you how to wipe your own arse then there's something badly wrong. Have you considered standing for Reform
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Morning all. I try not to think about this too much but it's always on my mind.
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So let me get this straight. The Crooked House pub is bought by developers and shortly afterwards is gutted by fire. Anyone else smell a rat?
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Good morning
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Morning everyone
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@MattHancock You're either lying or they are being sarcastic. Our Test and Trace system is a national disgrace. You've given billions to your mates for something that doesn't work and is run on Excel!
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Good morning everyone
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So, in other words, there was absolutely no point in the investigation as Sunak will just ignore the report. Tories are corrupt right to the bone
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So looks like Raab will get off this week - Sunak is never going to find him guilty and remove him from Cabinet with 2 weeks to go to local elections #ToriesOut282 #SunakOut173 #GeneralElectionNow
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Morning all
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OK firstly no disrespect intended but does the death of Prince Phillip really need to be on all the terrestrial channels (5 doesn't count) all night on a Friday night FFS? BBC have even less excuse! Put it on 1 or 2 but not fecking both. Not everyone gives a monkeys
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Morning all. No sleep again. Woke up with this pain in my legs.
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Had to call an engineer as the electrical box was buzzing.
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Morning
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Good morning
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Morning all.
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@BBCNews Brexshitters drove them away
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Morning all #BrexitShambles
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@Curtisthechoi @1971mitzie @realDonaldTrump I live in the UK. Because guns are illegal country wide it's not so easy to get them on the black market either. Our last school shooting was in Dunblane after which all handguns were made illegal. No more school shootings have been perpetrated since then.
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Just met my Hawaian cousin
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So no CO2 for meat production. Gas prices through the roof (much more expensive than EU countries). No lorry drivers. Lots of gaps on supermarket shelves with warnings of more to come. I didn't want to have to say this but if you voted Leave. We told you so. #BrexitChaos
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@BorisJohnson The biggest blessing is that you're no longer PM and you're soon to get some of what's coming to you.
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Morning all. Trying to work our if this has been dumped or if someone just positioned it for better "access".
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Not sure who did this but.... hero
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@KentishExpress Hilarious. Remainers told you this shit would happen. It was labelled as project fear. Now its project here. Enjoy
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Quick tip for anyone with FBPE in their bio or doing #followbackfriday . You're supposed to follow back!
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Mills and Boon have gone down hill
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It's Friday. Good morning
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Morning all. Kids playground has a new slide. Can't quite put my finger on why it looks odd
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@Andrew_RFC_1872 Did you empty out a babies nappy and chuck a couple of hot dog sausages on there. That looks revolting
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For the Brexitter in your life. Possibly a birthday or Xmas pressie
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It's #followbackfriday I've had a shocker of a day and I'm sat outside a pub with a consolation pint. I do follow back though
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Currently doing a 12 stretch In Twitter jail because gammons have reported me for being abusive for calling them gammon. Only my followers can now see this. See you on the flip side
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@realDonaldTrump It's very difficult to perpetrate a mass shooting if owning a gun is illegal and guns are difficult to get hold of
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He is risen. Alleluia
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Priti Patel and staffs expenses (over 500 quid)
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Morning all. Happy Friday
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Where do I sign up?
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Shame they're all full of sewage thanks to the Tories. The waters are almost as full of shit as you are @theresecoffey
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4 new designated bathing sites confirmed today, including Waldringfield on the River Deben in Suffolk Coastal - the first estuary site
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@GreatAunty1 @andyparmo My grandad fought on the convoys. Hes 94 and in hospital with Covid 19. Was told when he went in they weren't going to resuscitate and to brace ourselves for the worst... He's now sat up drinking tea and eating after antibiotics. Hes a tough old bugger but thank fuck for the NHS.
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Lots of butthurt frothing Tories and RW media shills crying that Raab has gone on my timeline this morning. Lots of them attacking civil servants and effectively advocating bullying. It tells you everything you need to know about the mess this country is in.
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Johnson achieved the impossiblr by managing a U turn on a train line #TorySleaze #ToryLies #ToryCorruption
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I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ @Andywebster @android_336 The people fleeing aren't French Lee. You know perfectly well that people have the right to claim asylum in any country that they choose. You're a despicable liar. #Leeanderthal
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Morning all.
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So Miriam Cates MP for Stocksbridge saying that it's right for the government to refuse to bail out Liberty steel despite it being a significant employer in her constituency and it's closure would lead to many job losses. Guess which party she represent?
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In case you're wondering where you can find the 'magic money tree' It's in the 'tax evasion forest'
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@LallyLangford This is really not looking good for the BBC
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@ABridgen Triggered gammon alert
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@Fez100 @terrychristian Yeah many brexshitters only seem to care about other people being unhappy. It's really not healthy
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@BoringJacko @BorisJohnson I'd like to see the back of Johnson certainly
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Rik Mayall trending. I don't know why and I don't care either. All i will say is that he is very badly missed and even though he has gone continues to make me laugh my bollocks off. RIP Rik
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Morning Awkward
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Still snowing I see. Morning all
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Morning all. I've found the perfect product for our inept, corrupt PM. #JohnsonOut
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@Nigel_Farage Well, you wouldn't want your corrupt mate to go down would you? No more speaking at his far right rallies and you get kicked off another gravy train. Leaves you just one step further to being the complete irrelevance that shouts at boats and gets arrested for bumming his own dog.
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On the plus side I have found a tree that looks like Nigel Farage
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@Nigel_Farage They're asylum seekers not illegal immigrants. At least get the facts right you toad faced wankpuffin
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Trees up
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@Peter_Shilton @BorisJohnson He"s not going to shag you Peter... well he might. He's ducked, dived and hidden from every problem, issue and scrutiny during his tenure as PM. He's nothing but bone idle and as for nearly dying of Covid it's more likely he was in rehab.
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@SkyNews In her very brief stint as pm she: Didn't turn up for quite a lot of it. Blew a multi billion pound hole in the economy(anyone else's pensions scheme screwed). Was outlasted by a lettuce... Why is anyone giving this woman any airtime at all?
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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
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Good morning all
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People ask me why I'm not proud to be British. The 24% of people who clicked no on this poll are why. How far we have fallen.
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Should the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) rescue migrants in the English Channel? #Poll
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Evening all. Shit day again today. Enjoy
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I'm seeing that I seem to be blocked by a few FBPE accounts. I don't know if I've said something to upset people or if it's a result of my extremely childish sense of humour. Suppose I can't please everyone.
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Morning
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That's the last time anyone asks me to send nudes
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