When that Seth moment hits
@holzawn
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i have to come clean….we’re going to domino’s, come on
Joined August 2012
can’t believe she gave such an awesome speech and this is the part they chose to use for this post
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gay people: i’m gay. society: ok. the glass-hating horse:
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Why have we never addressed her sequels
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Him: You apple better not apple cr:ab be an My dumb ass: crabapple When.I get There . My:
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The witch who can make people levitate by giving invisible head:
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Pigs:.
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Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset
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So we move to Arrakis. My father gets a job at Sietch Tabr, my Uncle Junior works there who was a Fedaykin. Believe it or not, he went from Sardaukar to Fedaykin. So basically my grandmother wanted us all to switch from Sardaukar to Fedaykin.
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Aren’t you embarrassed.
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finn and jake: help us!!!! The ice king trapped us and we’re stuck!!!!. Princess bubblegum:
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What could have been
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People really acted like she was skinning people alive in this video.
there’s something about the chorus to this song that makes me incredibly emotional for some reason
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I have been forced to stare at this tweet for two hours
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“You need to listen to black country new road!!” . black country new road:
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ClubChalamet is suchhh a classy name for a fan page… She could’ve been a simple “Chalamet Updates”or something more modern like “chalametposting” . But her wisdom shone through.
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Dying campfires:.
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Me: I wouldn’t go crazy for a man!.Him: STFU climb this invisible rock wall.Me:
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I just realized Blue Dress pushes up her glasses in this scene
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When you clock enough tea to make someone start replying in paragraphs
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gay people: i’m gay. society: ok. taylor swift sidewalk:
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Me in Ohio: ohio sucks its just corn fields and potholes. Me anywhere else: scarlet and gray are the only two colors i see. i was born in a buckeye tree. the pumpkin show runs through my veins. cedar point is the only amusement park. im getting married in a kroger.
Me in Albany: why is Albany so irrelevant . Me anywhere else: it’s the CAPITAL of the state. Long live the 518. I live at Stewart’s. SPAC all summer. That movie with Angelina Jolie was filmed downtown. I know James Charles.
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What it feels like to realize you’re the most evil person who has ever lived
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The way 9 songs (out of 14) from her album were released as singles before it came out oh wow….
imagine releasing bangers after bangers and almost no one was paying attention????? i would’ve gone insane
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Me when a witch gives me the power to make people cheer by biting my finger
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Okay charli can we have the old album covers back
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Posting a screenshot of your own tweetehsjdjskdmsmdm.
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@speckvoices I’m ab to pass out at this😭😭😭😭she sounds like my old German exchange student friend.
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If you kick every Sponge out of Bikini Bottom, then who will be flipping your patties, Eugene Krabs?
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Me smoking the cigarette that turns you into a duck stuck in a time loop
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Thinking how the amount of gaggage it would’ve been if she said Carly Rae instead of charlie puth.
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“hi im what i do” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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“grab your hair!!”. people about to lose Simon Says:
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forgot that inside that icon there’s still a young girl from ontario
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I’m in tears like who do y’all think she is…. .
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Ten years later, my dad is still happily married to the woman he cheated on my mom with, while my mom was mourning the death of her mother.💀 Sometimes karma doesn’t know the address.🕊️Mind you umama wayethandaza kutshe ilizwi😭.
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“How is Melodrama the second house” it’s really not that crazy yall .
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If the Lorde Santa Monica House prophecy is true… that means her upcoming album will match the fourth house
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I wanna dance to Lynch.I wanna dance to Yorgos.I wanna dance with Araki.I wanna dance to Glazer.
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Mama’s hooked on Mary Kay.Brother’s hooked on Mary Jane.Daddy’s hooked on Mary two doors down
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“Mama’s hooked on Mary Kay,.brother’s hooked on mary jane, .and daddy’s hooked on Mary two doors down”.
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When someone said she was so happy she couldn’t even clap
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