I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world

🚨: France just beat the world record for nuclear fusion! They ran for 22 minutes! It maintained astonishing 90 million degrees Fahrenheit (50 million °C) for 1,337 seconds—more than 22 minutes.

If only I could invent a cure for an itchy bottom!

Am I the most viral old man?

Who remembers Yahoo?

Who can add a Santa hat to my picture? I would love to be festive.

I have just seen the most unsightly thing in Sainsbury's. Completely unacceptable you must do better @sainsburys.

This is completely unacceptable, I won't be buying any more Doritos products.

I've had enough of Memes.

John Cogs 😄

I finally have a Yeep near me! #HelloYeep

🚨BREAKING: For the first time, astronomers have captured the birth of a new solar system

I saw Rose.

I've seen this on facebook, the first word you see will define your 2026! What do you see? #JustABitOfFun

Nothing good on the telly these days.

Oh rejoice! It's snowing!

Sir Egg for breakfast!

This reminds me of the movie Downsizing! Watch it on netflix.

Keeping it simple and fun for dinner tonight! Pork eggwich!

I hope everyone takes a moment today to think of our fallen heroes.

What do you prefer?