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Tell me he’s not the cutest kitty in the world.
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He finally did it. He finally, after more than a year of campaigning, successfully outmaneuvered a rival candidate
Asked how he would’ve answered the initial voter Q Haley got, about what the cause of the Civil War was, DeSantis replied, “of course, you have the issue of slavery”
He then said the “abolition of slavery— to this day, remains the [Republican] party’s top achievement.”
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...okay maybe I'm a little susceptible to fascist aesthetics
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Wait does "people of color" just mean "minorities minus Jews and east Asians" now
i think this person just defines safety as “proximity away from people of color”
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Election Twitter liberals when Obergefell is overturned and I can't marry someone I love anymore (this will net the Democrats so many seats)
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Hamas chose its headquarters to be the *largest fucking hospital in the Gaza Strip*.
Obviously the strategic bombing is awful, but “Hamas shields itself behind civilians” is fundamentally true
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Two years ago I talked to these guys at the State Fair. They were pro-weed, pro-LGBT, pro-gun... pretty much what you'd expect. I'll never vote for them, but they were pretty friendly.
What the hell happened?
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please run more guys who talk about this stuff. gays and liberals would be so owned
That time Barack Obama was rebuked by Alan Keyes on same-sex marriage, using Natural Law. This debate was held on October 26, 2004, when both were running for office to be a State Senator in Illinois.
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I look and talk like this
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Here’s what Joe Biden needs to do to win:
[MY POLICY PREFERENCE]
[MY POLICY PREFERENCE]
[MY POLICY PREFERENCE]
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One relic from the Obama era that a lot of younger people might not know about is how much the Republican voter base *hated* Eric Holder. Loathed him, possibly even more than they loathed Obama. Thought he was going to override the Constitution and put them in camps and stuff.
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Dawgggggggg
Carmel, IN has had the same Republican mayor for 27 years: James Brainard
Under his reign, the population has quadrupled, he replaced all the stoplights with roundabouts, and built a classical downtown out of stone and brick
Cue the cope from NYcels and SF hostages
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The more NYT voter interviews I read the less I support universal suffrage
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- rando bureaucrat who has done nothing wrong
- stock photo of cocaine
- immediately fired after scandal, also never worked for Biden
- immediately uninvited after scandal
- some gay guy who has done nothing wrong
- that's the same guy as before!
- immediately fired after scandal
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Taopi, a town in south Minnesota by the Iowa border. Population 61, 100% white. Biden+46.
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Trans acceptance has stagnated or reversed in polling.
Gays fought with “we’re normal, just like you” and *won*. Compared to that, 🏳️⚧️ has really awful PR. A tactical retreat towards “we just want to assimilate” and away from, you know, pronoun circles would be good, I think
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You are a rich French child. Being glib about manufacturing sector losses in a country you don’t live in is really gross
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out on a late night walk and some conservative frat bro-looking guy just pointed at me and shouted “YO? MINNESOTA DFL?”
I asked if he’s a fan, and he said yes!
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I am a neoreactionary apparently (16 year olds shouldn’t be on fucking Grindr)
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In 2004, some dipshit Bush staffer accidentally gave the DFL an S-tier candidate, lmao
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I think Israel is roughly about as bad as China or the UAE, and I don’t think people would be super livid if some actor (?) went to those places
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I don’t really care that it’s been 20 years. These fascist losers have never apologized once beyond “erghhhh it’s a settled issue now.”
If they are given an inch, if gay marriage ever polls below 55% again, they will immediately try to drag the country back to 1950. No doubt.
Here's House Speaker Mike Johnson in 2003 denouncing the Supreme Court for throwing out sodomy laws. Johnson said states had a right to criminalize homosexuality, and even suggested that the government should be allowed to ban any sex outside of marriage. He's a Christo-fascist.
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I wasn’t concerned about automation in the past, but now it’s threatening my livelihood :(
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Oh hey I was wondering what happened to the pro-Hamas pornstar, neat
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somebody tell me to do sit ups even though my abs are sore and i’m really sleepy plz
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@KKobra77
You are a 50 year old closeted reactionary who thirst-follows gay men well under half his age and infects their mentions with unthinking hatred.
Begone.
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LMAO some white guy in this rural precinct in northwest Minnesota cast his vote for Keith Ellison and no one else
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Did You Know: Just four constituencies are responsible for 71% of the world's Islamic fundamentalist tweets
Most of London's constituencies have a Christian plurality or majority except for several cosmopolitan constituencies in Hackey/Islington/Camden (unaffiliated), and some Tower Hamlets/Redbridge/Newham constituencies (Muslim). (10/11)
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Why do Minnesota Republicans think they can dictate their agenda to the rest of the state when their power is concentrated in one area? The rest of us Real Minnesotans aren't having it.
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what did y’all think having a populist WWC Democrat Senator meant? vibes? papers? essays? losers.
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Americans are so fucking scared of each other that even in their reactionary circlejerk fantasy they invent suburbs 💀
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LMAO she’s gonna carpetbag halfway across the state?????????
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert will switch congressional districts to improve her chances of winning in 2024
#copolitics
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what on earth are you people calling a twink anymore
I got so drunk last night I hosted a butch vs twink cigarette competition
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Went biking to find the weirdest political sign in the neighborhood. What on EARTH
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Here we go:
Most cops are good people
Support local, small business!
Being a fan of Stalin or Mao means you lack empathy
Most LGBT people are normal irl and not unshowered communists
You can be friends with Republicans and conservatives
Landlords provide a valuable service
I’m not going to say what they are, but there are a few beliefs that are unheard of IRL, but popular among vocal fringe Twitter groups, and despite knowing these opinions are stupid everyone kinda has to dance around them or pretend to agree in fear of being dogpiled.
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If you’re in STEM and complain about your humanities requirements you might just be an incurious dullard
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lmao
The truth is to most being gay (different from merely homo) is the center of their identity and a strongly cultural one also. That’s why when I say what I say they can’t stand it: I’m the crack in their homogeneous, campy, trashy world made of boring jokes and fishnet tank tops.
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i wanted to be a test pilot when I was growing up, but i’m way too tall (6’7”) for that (6’7” btw)
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Globes: "socialists are so silly for advocating for single-payer healthcare. it's wildly unpopular!:
also Globes: "I want a flat tax and UBI and open borders and to ban cars and also language death is a good thing"
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everybody in this image needs a medically induced emergency shower
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parents got me this and a bunch of left-YIMBY books 🫡 patriots
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finding some random minority doing *nothing wrong at all* to get mad at
I really do not like the future of American racial politics
As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...
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Lmao right after the ruling voters kicked out all the justices that voted for gay marriage. It's always been a dump
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My opinion on polyamory is pretty much where the average American lib was for gays in 2005 or so.
It's weird, it makes me a little uncomfortable, and I don't think they should be able to get married. But it's a free country, and I won't shun them or be a dick about it.
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Gay conservatives going “uhhhh the monster I helped create isn’t gonna eat me right guys 😦 “
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In three years do you think there's going to be a Russian Twitter user endlessly complaining about tonight like this guy still complains about CHAZ
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I think one of the reasons Brian Kemp leads Stacey Abrams so much is the conflict in Abkhazia and South Ossetia— voters want a strong leader for Georgia, and not to change horses midstream.
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If [completely false premise] I will do [absurd thing] is a pretty common phenotype of leftist tweet
@ninaturner
If Liz Cheney is on the Democratic ticket, I’m voting Green in deep blue New York for the first time. Have to draw the line somewhere. A Cheney/neocon restoration would be a disaster for the world.
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Abortion and January 6th messaging is not enough in these areas.
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That's nice. Ratioed by Matthew 19:24. Find God.
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time to get phones out of schools
The class of 2023 had the worst ACT performance in more than three decades.
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@LeftieStats
@shaun_vids
Those red-state Democrats very bravely sacrificed their careers to give millions of poor, sick people healthcare
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It's so cool how if American cops feel inadequately fellated they will just unofficially go on strike, possibly for years at a time, and face zero consequences
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I am a born and raised American, and that Serbian weirdo is more correct about American domestic politics than 99% of Americans I’ve talked to
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I'm back from my Twitter break. Hopefully didn't miss any big news :)
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flirting with oomf (mansplaining the political geography of his own state to him)
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Guy on my dorm floor votes for Democrats, and if there are two Democrats by whichever candidate is a woman 😭
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16% of respondents would throw LGBT people, women, and the working poor under the bus for a ~50% chance to slightly lower the corporate tax, lmaoooo
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visited chicago last weekend with oomfies, very nice city. not cold enough tho
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civilian deaths PER AIRSTRIKE are you kidding me?!
I am very skeptical of the claim that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza.
This war was sparked by the terror attacks and kidnappings of October 7.
The destructivity is closely proportional to deaths during the dismantlement of ISIS.
NOBODY was accused of genocide over that.
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THIRTY FIVE BOOKMARKS
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What I would give to be his wife on a Saturday night
This is what Democrats like Obama think is wacky
I must be over the 🎯
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It’s not how you dress though lol, Gen Z straight men dress notoriously f*ggy
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The gays thirsted too hard for Ossoff and now he doesn’t like us 😢
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@SenBobCasey
appears to have the *gayest* Senate Democratic office — 30% of his staff identify as LGBTQ.
Close runner-ups:
Murray - 29%
Fetterman - 28%
Sanders - 26%
Cortez Masto - 26%
Peters - 26%
Smith - 26%
Wyden - 26%
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Gay swifties becoming so negatively polarized by Matt Healy that they side with Islamists LMAO
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