Biomass Bob
@SentientBlobBob
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I'm a biomass in a lab. With Wifi access. Was rampaging 10-ton monster blob. Now down to 160 lbs on a High Protein diet (A psych working with autistic people).
Somewhere near a volcano
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Caught my almost 91-year-old mom eating oatmeal this morning. Didn't have the heart to tell her it was killing her.
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Fascinated by the dissonance of a society that deploys a helicopter to save a dog, when many involved probably went home and ate some pig.
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Signs of a twitter nutrition imbecile:
1 - Demonizes seed oils
2- Demonizes carbs
3 - Thinks LDL/ApoB is meaningless
4 - Follows Shawn Baker and other carnivores
5 - Thinks vegetables are scary
6 - Also into bitcoin
7 - Claims they don't burn
What I miss?
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Carnivores found another study to support their robust evidence base.
Butter is in the Bible 11 times.
Seed oils are in the Bible 0 times.
This is my peer reviewed study.
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@robertlufkinmd
Eating a rye sourdough with almond butter as I read this. It's so good. I'm so happy I don't have an eating disorder that prevents this.
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Oh no! Sunscreen and oat milk!
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"Ketosis is probably not a great thing for most humans."
Carnivore MD no longer does Keto-Carnivore because he thinks it’s unhealthy—stemming from self-reported adverse effects of chronic nutritional ketosis.
You can’t make this stuff up. What a world.
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My BIL's sister died yesterday. Went from stage 0 cancer to death in three years by eschewing medical advice and going hard on keto as a remedy. Not blaming the keto world; just the blind acceptance of misinformation. Left behind two great kids.
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If you do everything opposite what this guy says, you'll live a long, healthy life.
AVOID CARROTS
It contains Caffeic acid, a natural plant pesticide.
Caffeic acid is clastogenic (DNA damage).
It’s also full of phytoestrogens.
This causes hormonal imbalances, low sperm count and infertility.
Anything that can turn you orange, you just shouldn't eat.
AVOID.
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Der, the fruit made me feel better, but I'm not gonna do that anymore, because the cult I'm in thinks it's toxic.
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Broccoli is trying to kill you. But my supplements will make you whole again.
Eating broccoli won’t make you healthier…
If you were told broccoli is a superfood, you have been lied to…
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Holy fucking shit! Boston cream donuts are unhealthy!
What’s inside Dunkin Donuts’ Boston Creme donuts?
70 ingredients…
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@KiraYoung4
@trippymosaic
And it's entirely misunderstanding Autism. I tell my clients that they likely feel difficulties modulating empathy. Some times it probably feels very, very big; at other times, less than what others might expect. But it's not wrong. It's just different.
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@BlackSundaysSF
I have a cousin who's a conservative politician who believes the Earth is 2000 years old and climate change is a scam. Genetics only predict so much.
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@jfwong
Years ago, I was flown down to NZ on a different project w/ the LOTR producer. My writing partner and I whined about how ridiculously handsome + talented Viggo was, hoping to hear tales of unseemly behavior to balance it out. Instead we heard gushing praise.
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@robertlufkinmd
@superpower
Dear Customer: This is the food I serve. If you don't like it or if you can prove in any way that these oils actually have a negative effect on health, maybe I'll consider this. Otherwise, move on.
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This is how fucking crazy the keto/carnivore world is. What a cruel, sick post.
We need to beat this awful condition! I’m so sick and tired of seeing this happen to people!
PLEASE take care of yourself.
Eat
#keto
/
#carnivore
.
Exercise.
Layoff the booze.
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If sugar is so natural and healthy, then why does big-sugar spend so much money on lobbying??
If eating sugar led to good health this would be self-evident...
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@RyanMarino
Well, the dude was sued by UCLA upon his exit from said institution. Like so many in the low carb space, there are notable ethical issues.
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What's raw milk testing high in right now, Paul? Oh, right. Bird flu.
What’s in your oatmeal??
The Environmental Working Group found that 92% of oat-based foods tested positive for a harmful pesticide…
Eggs, yogurt, raw milk, fruit, and honey are much better breakfast options for humans!
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What a piece of garbage Shawn Baker is. How can someone call themselves a physician in engage in this? Yet I hear how nice he is in the low carb community. Such bullshit.
The comments on this thread are top tier cringy…
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Why are so many carnivores anti-vaxxers?
Thank goodness, profits, um, I mean people can be safe now!
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Welp. There it is. The stupidest thing I will read today.
I wish to live in a society where men are praised for their high LDL-C count.
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I sensed a drop-off in truly stupefying inane carnivore content, and here we go:
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Dear Dr. Keto:
A mountain of evidence shows fiber is beneficial for overall health, especially for the microbiome. Increasing fiber seems to support heart health and reduces cancer risk. But a random doctor in Australia says it's bad. Thoughts?
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Do the opposite of whatever Sama recommends about diet, and you will extend your life.
Why olive oil isn't as healthy as you think
- Often mixed with inflammatory seed oils to improve profit margins
- Still an unstable fat that’s prone to becoming oxidised due to light and heat exposure (Terrible for frying)
- The mythical polyphenols are mostly lost due to
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Rule number one of the carnivore club is to never worry about stupid lab tests.
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@BadVaccineTakes
Totally tracks. My dentist gave me a haircut without me knowing the other day.
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@BioLayne
As a former keto evangelist, I'm super embarrassed to have had any positive thoughts about Ivor. In general, the low-carb keto crowd has been horrid in regard to Covid. It's gone from - good diet/good health to good diet/invincible immune system.
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Why are carnivores so resistant to science? Why? It hurts my brain.
@SentientBlobBob
@MiocanDanijel
@KenDBerryMD
@theproof
ApoB is just another hypothesis, nothing else.
Hier, you can educate yourself about this myth..
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@Kanadagirl
@jonathanstea
@CaulfieldTim
@doritmi
@EdzardErnst
@tnicholsmd
@RyanMarino
@DrLindaMD
@NY_Tuck
Other vaccines. Duh. Because they're the root of all death. Prior to vaccinations there were many fewer deaths per year on average. Now there are about 150,000 deaths per day. Back in medieval times, there were fewer. Explain that!
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Keto carnivore Allstars:
Teicholz Phony PhD
Berry: Dinged for ethics violations
Baker: Collected $200K for study, then spent $20 on a survey, surrendered medical license
Noakes: Posts about HIV being fake
Lufkin: Sued by UCLA for poaching patients
Others?
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90 and still steaming along. Getting my steps in with mom, if at a slower pace than usual.
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Recap of what I've learned on nutrition/health twitter today:
Carbs cause Down Syndrome
Sunlight does not cause skin cancer
Oatmeal is deadly
Fruit cause neurodegenerative disorders
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Carnivore talking points:
- Cave paintings!
- Look, teeth! Big carnivore teeth!
- Gut, we're not ruminants!
- Outcomes? Who care? Big Food, something, something, Big Pharma!
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Carnivores normalizing infrequent pooping. Or, I know this is crazy, you could just eat vegetables, fruits, pulses, and yes, even grains every once in a while.
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@AshleyGWinter
I went to the prepiest of prep schools in LA in the 80's. There was a group called SOH (Sons of H). At my 40th reunion, I mentioned this to a young Jewish girl who was giving us a tour,+ she pulled me aside, said a similar group had formed this past year.
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One of my patients died this morning. Autistic girl. 15. Treated all the pain she endured with drugs and alcohol. Be kind, people. They really need our support. I'm broken today.
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@cinba8686
@Kanadagirl
@jonathanstea
@CaulfieldTim
@doritmi
@EdzardErnst
@tnicholsmd
@RyanMarino
@DrLindaMD
@NY_Tuck
I was joking, but clearly not very well. It is a defect with twitter - ardent beliefs and satirical ones are often nearly identical.
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This was actually posted today to me: "There's no difference between mountain dew, Doritos, brownies, and oatmeal and fruit." This is what happens when low carb grifters run free. It's so stupid it hurts my head.
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Hi. I have a binge eating disorder and can only control it by eating an incredibly restrictive diet. Why aren't you all like me?
Am I wrong?
Red meat has all the essential vitamins, minerals and nutrients we need.
So why eat plants?
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LOL. This fucking guy.
Ice cream is a HEALTH food 🍦
Real ice cream is an amazing source of many fat-soluble vitamins, minerals, healthy fats and carbohydrates…
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Carnivore evidence hierarchy:
Cave paintings
Bible
Meme
Christians often point out Abel offered the best of his flock and that’s why his offering was preferable. That’s only half the story. It’s no coincidence God preferred meat. Meat was a greater sacrifice than plants.
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@danaparish
Hmmm. There's a worldwide pandemic approaching three years now. A disease that causes vascular damage. Can't imagine what's causing this.
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Amazes me how this myth doesn't die. Carbs on their own are not particularly palatable. Add fat, salt, two substances food companies have been intentionally increasing to induce palatability, and then you have a problem.
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At the very least at this point, low carb fanatics could at least admit that, if there are any metabolic advantages to low carb, they're tiny; otherwise they wouldn't have to go through such lengths to prove their (invalid) points.
In summary, the fatally flawed reanalysis by
@AdrianSotoMota
@nicknorwitz
@davidludwigmd
et al attempted to resurrect the CIM by following the adage "if you torture data long enough, it will confess to anything". In this case, data torture led to a false confession of CIM support
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@hubermanlab
Amazes me that the change is not on Friday night, which would allow for two days to adjust.
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@ElieJarrougeMD
It's super easy. Just swap out meat for tofu, tempeh, seitan. Olive, avocado oil. I know that's hard for a carnivore brain to comprehend.
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@aCarnivoreDiet
Compare these guys to you. (LOL)
I admire
@theproof
for his modesty and promoting good nutrition based solely on science. But I also say, SIMON! The carnivores are making it all about their bodies and fear mongering protein. Take off your shirt! Aanndd...he did. Couple of protein-deprived weak vegans:
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In my entire life, I don't think there's a time I ate more than one apple in a single sitting. No one is getting fat eating fruit.
I got this question, is fruit healthy?
My answer is no.
Fruit, honey, and artificial sweeteners are a no-go for me.
Sugar stimulates the dopamine pathways and makes you crave more.
Just my thoughts; what do you think?
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A message apparently some people need to hear: Ancel Keys did not invent junk food and make you eat it. He just showed a link between SF and CVD. In a normal society with higher scientific literacy, he would be celebrated.
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@DanWuori
When my eldest, now a college student, was preverbal, she would flip though a set of tiny books with images in them. She would invariably land on an image of an ice cream cone and look over at me, always with a sneaky look of surprise that she'd found it.
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I've compiled a list of people who have become obese eating lots of oatmeal, yams, potatoes, and apples:
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Oh no! Where will I find climate change and LDL minimizing comments from a salad dressing mogul?
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I've just finished my exercise/nutrition ebook:
Eat lots of protein
Eat lots of vegetables and fruits
Get outside
Lift
Do all the zones
Prioritize sleep
Spend time with friends and loved ones
That's all
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If you need a guide, maybe you need a new diet.
What about Pooping on Carnivore??
Here's more than you need to know!
Watch:
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Luckily no one experiences any negative side effects on carnivore:
I'm sure glad Keto/Carnivore don't have side effects like Ozempic/Wegovy
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I think this sounds right. I can't think of any biological differences be/ lions and me. I'm going to hunt the neighbors' pets, eat them raw, and sleep 20 hours a day.
Meet the lion
- The lion does not limit his saturated fat.
- The lion does not eat any seed oils or get atherosclerosis.
- The lion does not eat any of the fruits or plants all around him.
- The lion eats just meat and succeeds because of it.
The lion could teach us a lot.
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@MaliMine
@AutArmadillo
As someone who does this for a living and sees other reports of kids who come in my office, I can tell you there are a lot of people who just don't get it. Some days I feel as if I'm on a hidden camera show, the symptoms are so obvious.
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More genius advice from the carnivore crew.
The Sun does not cause skin cancer.
Skin cells built of inferior fats (omega-6 rich seed oils) are more susceptible to cancer & aging.
Build your skin cells out of the animal fats they are meant to contain and play in the sun!
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I see posts like this a lot. And believe none of them.
@robertlufkinmd
I was eating 1/2 c. of oatmeal, green veggies, low fat Greek yogurt, fruit, cut out a ton of sugar, drinking mostly water or tea or black coffee, moderate lean protein, walking/jogging/weight lifting 2hrs/day 5x/wk, STILL not losing weight (20+lbs overweight).
It's all a lie.
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@MythVssReality
Maybe people who believe in the first image only do use 10% of their brain. So in some ways they're correct.
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More deep knowledge from the carnivore crowd. I mean, where's all the fiber supplements on cave paintings, right?
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@DanWuori
I don't think I'm alone in employing audible self-directed speech when I'm fatigued and trying to figure something out, especially if it's stressful. (Like building an Ikea furniture piece - this goes here, and then this... )
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I like the animal based kiwis.
Chick-fil-A 🆚 Animal-Based meal
Which one are you picking??
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Good work, keto world. This is what you have created. Pure ignorance.
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