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@SeanSutten
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retired actor (2 episodes of extra work on Better Call Saul) retired musician (one self released album on iTunes) full time dog petter, part time snacker.
Fort Worth, TX
Joined July 2014
Whew. Now my neighbors can know where I stand for the upcoming season, glad I wasn’t late to the party. 💁♀️ #wutangforever
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…..hated all of this …..😂😳
1. Our skeletons are wet. 2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it 3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in. 4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack
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I will never get tired of genuinely great actors having absolute reverence for the muppets. It is one of the few consistent good things in the industry; a metatextual self-deprecating bit about acting and show business that has continued on in perpetuity since their debut.
Emma Stone says she is not playing Miss Piggy in the ‘MISS PIGGY’ movie that she is producing. “That is the biggest insult to Miss Piggy I’ve ever heard, and I will not have her name dragged through the mud like that. Why would I play a literal star? She’s the greatest. No, of
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El día anterior a las vacaciones, la previa de un viaje, de una cita, de un concierto, los viernes, las ganas de decir te quiero antes de decirlo por primera vez, la víspera de reyes. La vida es mejor con nervios y con deseo.
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Highly recommend making an unnecessarily fancy strawberry milkshake on a Monday morning to show the week you mean business
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Nobody has ever gotten banana bread and been upset about it.
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“You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk” -Training day And Me to a few folks right now.
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Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new
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This is both impressive and hilarious at the same time. Dogs can be so agile!!!! But to add the background voice "Parkour!!!!" just cracks me up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.
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First trailer for ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ revival, with Sabrina Carpenter as the guest star Releasing February 4 on Disney+ and ABC
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I love videos like this one. I bet that is one happy household. I'd like one like that.
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They chose to disrespect you to keep someone else comfortable, don't forget that!
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oh to be a cow enjoying the tender falling of the snow
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When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:
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I finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures. Its my face.
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