it's a canon event for a male to tweak out over a mid bitch once in their lifetime

my five moods: 1. i don’t care 2. baddie 3. depressed 4. i hate everyone 5. leave me alone

when he's getting jumped but his girl best friend can save him

"wyd?" idk take a wild guess

how it feels trying to stop myself from spending money

Watching Ole Miss accounts post all the weird shit they covered up for Lane Kiffin while he was their coach

it's a canon event for a male to tweak out over a mid bitch once in their lifetime

JJ McCarthy was special in college.

just stay single bro, imagine having to apologize for taking a nap

last time i took a relationship seriously i lost my will to live

i blame my ex, i wasn't always this evil

me with that one girl who still text me even tho she got a bf

at this point the only thing that can heal me is memory loss

if right now isn't for us, i hope you get played and start missing me

the biggest lie i be telling ppl is "i respect your decision". i really don't at all. that shit sound stupid as hell to me but that's your life to live

2 people had sex and now i'm fighting for my life everyday

Baker Mayfield could lose all 4 of his limbs in a car crash and he'd still pull up to the game on Sunday like this

i’m a sucker for deep conversations. i wanna know why you still trust the government

do u ever read a message and think just fuck off

idc who talks shit about me because i talk shit better and i'm funnier