
Seanathan Bates
@SeanSafyre
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Game Designer, Dad, and .NET Application Developer. Gaming tweets at @thraysh (also my discord handle)
Joined September 2017
Found an iPhone on the side of the road. Still in airplane mode with half a battery and open to a baggage claim for #AlaskaAirlines ASA1282 Survived a 16,000 foot drop perfectly in tact!. When I called it in, Zoe at @NTSB said it was the SECOND phone to be found. No door yetπ
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@Wistfuldragon @NTSB I naturally have to assume that Airplane mode helped it survive the fall π
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@MarloFranson @NTSB The odds are wild especially that we found these phones before even finding the big ol' door panel π
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@_notnotjake @NTSB Lock your phones! We all have private information that could get leaked. We would have found the owner regardless thanks to the sim or IMEI.
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@RobHinged @NTSB I tried to make a point of this when I talked to the reporter today. The odds of finding *something* in the area are pretty high. The odds of landing in something soft are high. The incredible luck was that it wasn't further into the woods. Statistical swiss cheese π
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@realBuchiEze @NTSB "Senator Bates, how did your political career begin?"."Oh, I found a phone lying on the ground".π.
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I got carried away reading through Shatter City and couldn't help thinking that it would be really handy to shift my mental state with the push of a button. I mean, I have meds that can handle a few of these, but a button would be so much better π€. @ScottWesterfeld
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I just got my copy of Lemon Demon's One Weird Tip from @needlejuicerec and it says "CONGRATULSTIONS YOU GOT THE 1000TH RECORD. STAY THE FUCK OUT". okay okay I promise I'll never go down to funkytown π.@neilcic
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@jeremyscottpdx Yes you have my permission to use the photos I posted here in this post. Non exclusive at your discretion.
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@nite_wolfus I turned in a phone that appears to have belonged to Cuong Tran. NTSB has it right now.
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@thegoodgodabove This is normal for Idaho. You should have seen them when they were debating whether or not to make child marriage illegal. (Spoiler alert: they shot it down, and it's still very legal).
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Talley Way? .More Like TALLY-WA!. (My 9 year old says that's not how Tally's name is spelled, but my Dad-joke maker doesn't care!) . @ScottWesterfeld
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Update!! Cuong Tran got his phone back!! . Cuong just did an interview with @KTLA . He was seated right behind the Door Plug and his shoe got ripped off his foot (OUCH) . Thanks @AlaskaAir for helping me get his phone back to him π₯°.
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@JimmySnowTSS 3 x 20 is 60.3 x 2021 is 6063.6063 without the 3 is 606.60 + 606 is 666. If qanon is smart, they won't attack on this day lest Jesus smite them all with his lightning bolts.
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My favorite hat, and my favorite phone service! π₯° @Mintmobile.
@SeanSafyre @NTSB Is that a Mint Mobile hat?! Our customers are the best.
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@StoryfulNews Totally fine; you may publish any of the pictures I've shared publicly regarding the phone I found from Alaska 1282, and you can credit me as Sean Bates.
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@JimmySnowTSS Most people I've known who left the church did so because their worldview became too incompatible with the morality and values being taught inside the church. or at least one of the critical contributing factors. I haven't run into *too* many who remained hard conservatives.
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I imagine the ringtone was just the Goofy Yell sound effect π
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@AirlineFlyer @AlfredSpellman Unfortunately, the call dropped.
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I was back on the scene with KPTV and @KGWNews was camped out in the rain waiting for me π
well played.
Watch live: The National Transportation Safety Board is holding a press conference on the Alaska Airlines incident where a Boeing 737 MAX 9's door plug blew out midflight, causing an emergency landing in Portland.
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@JimmySnowTSS Interesting! My kiddo is on the autism spectrum as well. I have ADHD so we share *some* of the same struggles and clash on others. We make it work though!.
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Caught one of @trimet 's new Type6 MAX trains doing some burn-in π. Having a driver cab at both ends means these guys can safely run solo, but it also means we don't get to have my favorite gallery seats. The blue/orange paint scheme is growing on me though!
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@AndNothingButT2 @_notnotjake @NTSB "we", as in, people who are interested in returning the device to the owner. I already had friends at T-Mobile asking for the sim or IMEI so they could help.
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The fact that most of us didn't even know this was a thing that *could* fall off a plane is a testament to how unlikely this event was. Add this item to your routine maintenance checklist and then get them back up in the air. I'm not going to be afraid of flying 737s.
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@gidwell_eth @NTSB Actually Boeing got all the other phones back to the ground safely too π.
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@BrianWincherauk @thegoodgodabove Its a critical part of the anti-abortion movement. They would prefer pregnant girls have the option to marry their baby daddies.
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@JimmySnowTSS Granted, I purposefully kept myself away from the more toxic exmo communities lol so maybe I'm sheltering myself too much.
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@Ritesh19123 @NTSB "Every inch" is a bit of a stretch, especially given the dense wooded areas in the space below the flight path. Their priority would be finding the pieces of the aircraft that failed and caused the accident (the door, in this case). They prefer to catalog everything found.
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@DearMrAtheist Lol I always have to stifle a laugh any time someone starts dropping terms like "beta"; or worse, self-identifies as an "Alpha".
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@daboigbae Regex is an absolute gamechanger. Once you learn to use it in your daily life, then you get to giggle any time you hear someone making repetitive keystrokes over and over as they pour through 100 lones of text to make the same edits over and over π.
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@KarlSmallwood I thought they kinda indirectly addressed this awkardness in Spiderverse. His father is a straight-edge cop, his uncle is actual criminal, but he has a closer relationship to his uncle. Maaaaan I want a sequel to that movie.
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@SpigenWorld @AlaskaAir I had so many case brands in my DM hoping it was theirs, but none seemed 100% positive from the front alone π
. Next time I find a phone that falls out of the sky, I'll make sure to take a pic of the back of the case for y'all π.
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@jessiejensen The last time missionaries tried to talk me into coming back to church, I mentioned that my kid was trans and they just said "Oh. what are their pronouns?" .After a couple more minutes they sadly gave up and left because they know there's nothing they can do about it.
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@FreoPope @Sarah_E_57 @scarlson99 @NTSB However the door also was large enough to show up on radar so they had a pretty solid idea of where it would have landed.
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@KTLA Thank you for finding him!! I didn't get to hear any updates after NTSB passed the phone off to Alaska to be returned to Cuong. Finally some closure π Happy to help!.
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*picks up bucket* Okay, a little rusty with this thing, but let's go for it!.*sloshes @kweiyu *.*splatbombs @Jessica7games *.*corner-splats @MidKnightDi *.*gets breathed on by @Majin_64 *.*sigh* silly old bucket. [ gg everyone! ]
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@A321200 @avgeekjake @NTSB Hahahaha I really should have snapped a pic of the back of the phone before I turned it in.
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@kwando88 @SMoneyStuff @Toronto_TODAY5 @NTSB I would believe it if you said this happened with the old 2G phones. You couldn't take a call or get a text message without hearing your car stereo have a stroke lol.
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@SpaceX Not gonna lie, I immediately thought of @donttrythis launching a waterheater rocket. but this is waaaay cooler!.
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@Vox_my_ass *sigh* why do I get so many Flat Earth debate posts in my feed. This isn't even a debate that *matters*. No one is basing legislation off whether or not the earth is flat, so these debates are 100% an inconsequential waste of breath.
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@nixcraft Chromium = Chrome - Google.MsEdge = Chromium + Microsoft. Use your Microsoft account instead of your Google account. Personally I trust Microsoft much more. And the browsing experience is great.
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If your truck is hauling a big huge trailer then no one cares if you rev the engine loudly while trying to get up to speed. Your engine is fighting against resistance. But if you're revving just to blow smoke, you're just a douchebag. #PrideMonth2021.
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@LegalEagleDJ @leonardjfrench The DMCA clearly ensures that those subject to the copyright claims have the right to redress their grievances by counterclaim. This is Google trying to avoid lawsuits from several big parties while risking lawsuits from many small parties.
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Hey wait. what's a green line train doing on the Blue line?. Ohhhh there was a power outage on one stretch! Glad things got back up and moving quickly, but it was fun to watch the train go through the old terminus π.@trimet
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@pinkheretic Reading the scriptures without having an approved study guide on my desk made it really easy to read the text for what it was. and I quickly had way too many questions about why God was such an asshole.
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My brother's new PS5 is soooo pretttyyy. π. It's almost the same size as my PC!.@cameleonbates
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I appreciate that @KromanDavid included my opinions on the 737 history. I'm not an authority, I'm not a primary source for technical information, but the fact that my comments made it into the article assures me that @seattletimes isn't trying to focus on the scare factor.
Sean Bates has long followed post-crash investigations, watching videos about their progress. Now, an investigation was unfolding in his backyard.
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@shayshayshamera Question is why would you want it? .A normal shirt would be 1.9x boost (1x + 3*(0.3x)) where this shirt would max out at 1.8x (2*(3*(0.3x))).
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@LambHoot I played your trailer for my kid and she immediately went "WAIT IS THAT MY CONSOLE" π
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@ldsfootnotes I was always taught that empathy was not of God. that it was Satan's counterfeit morality.
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@pinkheretic So. It's like a participation trophy? "You didn't know the answer, but you said *an* answer, so we'll give you credit.
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@LetChaosRaine @Phlegmbuoy Picking apart preferential prefixes and pronouns possibly promotes problematic prejudices. Perhaps the appearance of possible prejudice predisposes people to propose appropriate prefixes in proximity to particular people?.
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@laney0g If the church doesn't want to make their opinion known, they sit tight and wait for things to blow over. I wouldn't be too surprised if someone gets disciplined over this.
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@etherealspirits The odds of finding *something* are pretty high, but the fact that we found two tiny smartphones before finding a whole f'in door is astounding to me.
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@smomwetgobam @OliviaCLTFC @aarroyo @BossyMother @lookner @NTSB They'd sure like to try π
If I knew which brand the case was I would absolutely charge them for the rights to the story haha.
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This aged wonderfully β€.
Hey liberals, do you notice that when conservatives lose races we donβt riot, scream, smash windows, burn cars, assault people, or need days off of work?. Itβs amazing how mature and civil conservatives are. Please remember this and take notes when we get Trump re-elected in 2020.
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@CutForTime I Couldn't help myself. the mashup had to be made! "Make it Spin!" #StarTrekDiscovery #Stargate.
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@Warconsolidator @texasbreann @NoNotCaulfield @houseofgucci @NTSB It's good to be skeptical! I could easily see how it could end up like that after falling off a jogger or something. If someone knows how to fake the text of an email through a rain-covered screen, that would be impressive on its own π
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@ScottWesterfeld I've got to fix my Twitter algorithms, cuz even though I was crazy for Shatter City when it came out, I had completely MISSED the announcement of this book!!. Rushing to go find a copy tomorrow!.
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@etherealspirits It was so funny. when I found it it was in airplane mode with broken charger attached, lying in a bush. I was skeptical at first but the email confirmation on the screen sold it π
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@openargs Andrew please please please don't tell us there is an evil conspiracy behind today's 6-3 no-brainer SCOTUS ruling! . I'm nervous whenever I read a Gorsuch opinion. *crosses fingers*.
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@MattWalshBlog I spent the first three decades of my life believing it was all just a matter of motivation and laziness. Nope. Turns out my brain is made of all kinds of chemicals and hormones that have to be kept in balance, and mine doesn't do a very good job at regulating my dopamine.
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@AuthorConfusion @gambit_1 Yeah but when Star Trek does a retcon, you can always just blame time travel. When the Bible does a retcon we have to deal with all the "the old law has been fulfilled" and "God really chilled out after he had a kid" defenses.
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@Shann_Q0 I thought the whole video was hilarious. I don't think we could have gotten a Ham and Aigs out of you any other way π.
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@Fog_0f_War It held on for dear life! π
Apparently there was a lonely charge cable attached to one of the seats near the doorway, so it's possible it had been sitting on the tray table charging.
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