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Neil Cicierega

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Local man makes 'web webs' on personal computer

Joined July 2008
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Neil Cicierega
2 years
changed my username on Bluesky. I like this app alright and I hope more invites roll out for everyone soon (good people only)
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I er uh lived bitch
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2 years
i only log on to twitter to find out what JK Roiland did this time. If you post something you like I block you.
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3 years
❤️ 🫂👍.
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Neil Cicierega
2 years
Right wing twitter influencers are worthless sadistic losers. No joke, end of tweet.
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3 months
order him now! Limited time!.
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7 years
Finally!! New Line is re-releasing THE MASK in theaters and they're fixing the annoying green tint mistakenly left on Jim Carrey's face in previous versions.
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2 years
Audio proof of new Lemon Demon songs:
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3 years
Last night I was visited by three spirits
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2 years
Views, likes, RTs, follower count, should all be permanently hidden.
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Neil Cicierega
2 years
my desktop, 2002
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4 years
BIG LOUD NEWS in the once-quiet world of official Lemon Demon merch--- Brand new pins and shirts (designed by @SmallBuStudio) are up on my @Topatoco storefront:.>>> <<<.(Shirts are pre-order, pins and prints are available now!)
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Neil Cicierega
6 years
Before it was butchered for the home release, the original ultra-widescreen version of The Matrix featured all sorts of important visual information such as Morpheus's third and fourth hands, which offered Neo a clove cigarette and a Rolo
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2 years
A twitter poll that predicts its own results within less than a percentage point
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One last try, using average outcomes:.
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8 years
Here's the official trailer for READY PLAYER ONE:
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Neil Cicierega
6 years
Happy 100 People Tag Me On A Picture Of A Rat Day.
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Neil Cicierega
5 years
More like, Presidisn't
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Neil Cicierega
6 years
Here are some youtube comments on an old Mr Magoo cartoon
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1 year
putting together a big folder of Lemon Demon rarities!! (mostly weird scraps, unfinished versions, live backing tracks).
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5 years
👄 Teaser trailer for a new Mouth album, 9/30/2020 👄
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5 years
Whole thread is people arguing over which of their personal favorite megacorporations deserved this honor more.
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Disney produced an unprecedented 80 percent of the top box office hits this year
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3 years
I'm enjoying Dalle-E mini
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2 years
promotional corn
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Reminder that guy who makes the beloved flowery remixes of "every time a Care Bear says a vowel" feels compelled to say vile edgelord shit all the time for absolutely no reason at all
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“Pogo” aka Nick Bertke, the Australian musician known for his popular Disney/Pixar remix videos, talks about his hatred for gay people and fist-pumps the Pulse massacre.
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3 years
Voting time!
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7 years
Why didn't they ever make a "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" cereal with little pieces shaped like shrunken kids in it.
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One last try, using average outcomes:.
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4 years
The never-before-uploaded Powerpoint live backing video for Redesign Your Logo! 📈📉📊🔄
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Neil Cicierega
6 years
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but hear me out
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2 years
still impressed with how well AI does Ted Cruz. pre-beard of course
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7 years
if Donald Trump's fans sincerely liked him, he would have more vore fanart.
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3 years
The @MingDoyle Spirit Phone picture disc pieces are now available in poster form! Celebrate:.
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6 years
Just realized someone has probably said "achievement unlocked" during sex. This has put me in a state of mourning.
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6 years
I'm 70% certain that at least one of these animals is not a fucking python
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Neil Cicierega
7 years
"I before E, except after C" is fucking bullshit, folks.
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7 years
My halloween costume is almost ready! All it needs is the penis.
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In the last few days Elon.-Ignored the mother of his youngest child begging for help.-Ignored the mother of his favorite child begging for help.-Called an astronaut a slur for pointing out something he said that was obviously a lie .-Suggested bombing Mexico .-Suggested women can.
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6 years
I like Disney remaking their fruity baby cartoons. I think bands should rerecord their songs in monotone and with no drums. Supermarkets should ditch the ice cream.
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2 years
That's it. Enough. I'm posting the crypt keeper's feet.
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Neil Cicierega
9 years
And now, a joke I've had on the back burner for 20 years
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7 years
The Evolution of AVATAR 2's Release Date
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2 years
broad inaccurate proclamation about zoomers.
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Movie synopses from openai
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6 years
What the fuck is this. Should I buy it
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2 years
@elonmusk
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2 years
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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Neil Cicierega
5 years
Just did a "Fleet" and I can see which private accounts viewed it, fyi.
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7 years
Mandela Effect strikes again. Who else remembers is being spelled "Babysitters CLUB"? Not "Cluh". What even is a cluh??
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sorry to get into a bunch of AI-art discourse today, don't get me wrong! I support artists and think there needs to be a more ethical way to build this tech.
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Excursion to the Moon is a 1908 shot-for-shot knockoff of Méliès's 1902 A Trip to the Moon, except this time the moon is ready for that rocket
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6 years
[when I see two brands interacting on twitter] They're fucking.
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8 years
did making enough of something kill Nintendo's parents or something.
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7 years
I feel so bad for the intermediate directions. the cardinal directions get all the attention and these diagonal dudes don't even get their own names. I went ahead and fixed that. Be free, my babies
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4 years
Merry Christmas from Santa Claus and his wife, Mrs. Claus!
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7 years
When you turn 51 you basically get an entire year to call your ass "Area 51" and yet, most people don't take advantage of this.
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6 years
whoever the next President of the United States is, they should campaign on the promise of "millions of peaches, peaches for free".
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7 years
Johnny Cash never explicitly ends the flashback to infancy in this song, so the question is: was he a baby when he shot the man in Reno? The reference to crying seems to support this.
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6 years
Gatekeeping is when the NES speedrunning community refuses to honor my record just because I used a "Naked Mario" ROM hack.
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4 years
New video! SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG: (with @KevinTheJames & @RyanMeowphy)
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🥹 Been playing the originals with my daughter. We're halfway through Curse right now! Ron Gilbert back at the helm!!.
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Ron Gilbert - Not here anymore, on Mastodon now
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A little something we've been working on for the past 2 years in complete secrecy.
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3 years
I really want to know exactly how they used to do the little glint animations.
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I love Danny Elfman.
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8 years
Is MOUTH MOODS my new mashup album? You decide:
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I just love that John Philip Sousa looks exactly how you'd expect a man who writes parade music to look
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Neil Cicierega
6 years
As an alternative to "ladies and gentlemen" might I suggest saying "my little specimens" in a Vincent Price voice.
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Neil Cicierega
7 years
Meanwhile on Tumblr, there's a post with *22,000 notes* about how i look like a butch lesbian. it recently devolved into discourse
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Neil Cicierega
9 years
VOTING TIP: Set a reminder on your phone for 2018 called "Give a shit about the midterms".
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7 years
Is no one gonna talk about how all the cars with white lights on side and all the cars with red lights on on the other? Like what are the fuckin odds
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Aerial footage shows bumper-to-bumper traffic in Los Angeles as Americans get a head start on Thanksgiving travel.
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I have entered a competition for who can be the oldest person to whine about cartoons, wish me luck.
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Interesting trivia about A Christmas Carol: In Dickens' original text, Scrooge never actually says "humbug"-- the word didn't even exist yet. The book uses an earlier spelling.
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7 years
Piggy banks are for children. A man uses a Pig bank.
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12 years
*plops ass on chessboard* Jumanji *dies of heart failure*.
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13 years
Aaahh!!! Gay Monsters.
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"ultimatum" is short for "ultimate matum".
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Neil Cicierega
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I'm a joker,.I'm a smoker,.I'm a mid-90s choker
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