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Neil Cicierega

@neilcic

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Local man makes 'web webs' on personal computer

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Joined July 2008
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Neil Cicierega
10 months
changed my username on Bluesky. I like this app alright and I hope more invites roll out for everyone soon (good people only)
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i only log on to twitter to find out what JK Roiland did this time. If you post something you like I block you
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❤️ 🫂👍
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Right wing twitter influencers are worthless sadistic losers. No joke, end of tweet.
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Finally!! New Line is re-releasing THE MASK in theaters and they're fixing the annoying green tint mistakenly left on Jim Carrey's face in previous versions.
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Last night I was visited by three spirits
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Views, likes, RTs, follower count, should all be permanently hidden
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my desktop, 2002
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BIG LOUD NEWS in the once-quiet world of official Lemon Demon merch--- Brand new pins and shirts (designed by @SmallBuStudio ) are up on my @Topatoco storefront: >>> <<< (Shirts are pre-order, pins and prints are available now!)
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Before it was butchered for the home release, the original ultra-widescreen version of The Matrix featured all sorts of important visual information such as Morpheus's third and fourth hands, which offered Neo a clove cigarette and a Rolo
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A twitter poll that predicts its own results within less than a percentage point
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One last try, using average outcomes:
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Here's the official trailer for READY PLAYER ONE:
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More like, Presidisn't
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Happy 100 People Tag Me On A Picture Of A Rat Day
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Here are some youtube comments on an old Mr Magoo cartoon
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👄 Teaser trailer for a new Mouth album, 9/30/2020 👄
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putting together a big folder of Lemon Demon rarities!! (mostly weird scraps, unfinished versions, live backing tracks)
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Whole thread is people arguing over which of their personal favorite megacorporations deserved this honor more
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Disney produced an unprecedented 80 percent of the top box office hits this year
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I'm enjoying Dalle-E mini
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promotional corn
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Reminder that guy who makes the beloved flowery remixes of "every time a Care Bear says a vowel" feels compelled to say vile edgelord shit all the time for absolutely no reason at all
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“Pogo” aka Nick Bertke, the Australian musician known for his popular Disney/Pixar remix videos, talks about his hatred for gay people and fist-pumps the Pulse massacre.
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Voting time!
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Why didn't they ever make a "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" cereal with little pieces shaped like shrunken kids in it
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The never-before-uploaded Powerpoint live backing video for Redesign Your Logo! 📈📉📊🔄
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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but hear me out
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still impressed with how well AI does Ted Cruz. pre-beard of course
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6 years
if Donald Trump's fans sincerely liked him, he would have more vore fanart
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The @MingDoyle Spirit Phone picture disc pieces are now available in poster form! Celebrate:
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Just realized someone has probably said "achievement unlocked" during sex. This has put me in a state of mourning
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I'm 70% certain that at least one of these animals is not a fucking python
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"I before E, except after C" is fucking bullshit, folks
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My halloween costume is almost ready! All it needs is the penis.
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I like Disney remaking their fruity baby cartoons. I think bands should rerecord their songs in monotone and with no drums. Supermarkets should ditch the ice cream
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That's it. Enough. I'm posting the crypt keeper's feet.
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And now, a joke I've had on the back burner for 20 years
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The Evolution of AVATAR 2's Release Date
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broad inaccurate proclamation about zoomers
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Movie synopses from openai
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What the fuck is this. Should I buy it
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Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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3 years
Just did a "Fleet" and I can see which private accounts viewed it, fyi
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6 years
Mandela Effect strikes again. Who else remembers is being spelled "Babysitters CLUB"? Not "Cluh". What even is a cluh??
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sorry to get into a bunch of AI-art discourse today, don't get me wrong! I support artists and think there needs to be a more ethical way to build this tech.
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Excursion to the Moon is a 1908 shot-for-shot knockoff of Méliès's 1902 A Trip to the Moon, except this time the moon is ready for that rocket
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[when I see two brands interacting on twitter] They're fucking
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did making enough of something kill Nintendo's parents or something
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I feel so bad for the intermediate directions... the cardinal directions get all the attention and these diagonal dudes don't even get their own names. I went ahead and fixed that. Be free, my babies
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Merry Christmas from Santa Claus and his wife, Mrs. Claus!
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6 years
When you turn 51 you basically get an entire year to call your ass "Area 51" and yet, most people don't take advantage of this
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whoever the next President of the United States is, they should campaign on the promise of "millions of peaches, peaches for free"
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Johnny Cash never explicitly ends the flashback to infancy in this song, so the question is: was he a baby when he shot the man in Reno? The reference to crying seems to support this.
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New video! SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG: (with @KevinTheJames & @RyanMeowphy )
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Gatekeeping is when the NES speedrunning community refuses to honor my record just because I used a "Naked Mario" ROM hack
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🥹 Been playing the originals with my daughter. We're halfway through Curse right now! Ron Gilbert back at the helm!!
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Ron Gilbert - Not here anymore, on Mastodon now
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A little something we've been working on for the past 2 years in complete secrecy.
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I really want to know exactly how they used to do the little glint animations
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I love Danny Elfman
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Is MOUTH MOODS my new mashup album? You decide:
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I just love that John Philip Sousa looks exactly how you'd expect a man who writes parade music to look
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As an alternative to "ladies and gentlemen" might I suggest saying "my little specimens" in a Vincent Price voice
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Meanwhile on Tumblr, there's a post with *22,000 notes* about how i look like a butch lesbian. it recently devolved into discourse
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VOTING TIP: Set a reminder on your phone for 2018 called "Give a shit about the midterms"
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Is no one gonna talk about how all the cars with white lights on side and all the cars with red lights on on the other? Like what are the fuckin odds
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Aerial footage shows bumper-to-bumper traffic in Los Angeles as Americans get a head start on Thanksgiving travel.
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I have entered a competition for who can be the oldest person to whine about cartoons, wish me luck
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Interesting trivia about A Christmas Carol: In Dickens' original text, Scrooge never actually says "humbug"-- the word didn't even exist yet. The book uses an earlier spelling.
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Piggy banks are for children. A man uses a Pig bank.
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*plops ass on chessboard* Jumanji *dies of heart failure*
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Aaahh!!! Gay Monsters
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I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a mid-90s choker
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Uh oh, "someone" taught a computer to generate new Goosebumps covers. @GOOSEBOTS
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when I use my own name as a prompt.
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HOW DID HE DO IT
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