John Schoenecker
@SchoenTax
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Tax counsel, formerly @SenFinance, @SenJudiciaryGOP, @WaysandMeansGOP, and DOJ Tax Division. Opinions are my own. I once made a treadmill catch fire.
Arlington, VA
Joined July 2016
This is a kind reminder that when in a public place, please don’t give your kids an iPhone to watch whatever with the volume on. It’s amazing that people think this is OK. “Here, sweetheart, I want you to learn to be incredibly self-centered while annoying everybody around you.”
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That reminds me of a fun party game Gen Xer’s can do with younger people: go around a table asking them, “Do you know who Don Johnson is?” The amount of blank stares you get will blow your mind.
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I just asked some people in my office, “Did you guys see James Van Der Beek died?” and the two of them both responded, “I don’t know who that is.” And I’m all like, “WHAAAT?!?!?!”
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“Susan Collins sits upon a throne of skulls of opponents who underestimated her. Every six years, some Democrat jumps into the race, convinced that this is the year. And every six years, Collins just crushes her opponent on Election Day.” - @jimgeraghty
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I just got home from the Union Station area to North Arlington in 25 minutes during the height of rush hour. I used the most wicked-ass hardcore route that I just figured out and ain’t sharin’ with any of you all.
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The beautiful part of this joke is that he might be right.
@AGPamBondi Well this is all sorts of illegal. You only have jurisdiction if he crossed state lines, which he didn’t #IStandWithDon
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It couldn't even kick a single liberal arts college professor off a hilltop in Pennsylvania after he ran out of ammo.
The Confederate States Army would have rolled any contemporary European army like a barrel.
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During the filing season in early 2019, as 2018 was the first year of TCJA brackets, we followed the average refund numbers like a bunch of gambling addicts watching spreads.
Expect to hear this stat a lot over the next nine months: "Last year, more than three-fifths of households received refunds, averaging $3,167. This year, average refunds should be $1,000 higher, the Treasury Department projects."
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When I was a TV reporter in Quincy, Ill. during college, I did some dumb story on teen driving and interviewed the HS driver’s ed teacher. He kept looking at me like I was an idiot. I didn’t know until later he was also the basketball coach, meaning the most popular guy in town.
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Hearing just the first bar of this theme song gives me all the feelz.
A great show -- one of the funniest things about 80s television was that a constant theme was that small towns were under siege by hostile crooks, and they could only be rescued by violent vigilantes. The A-Team. Airwolf. Knight Rider. Very good times.
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This is cool, and if I had only heard it and not seen, I would have thought it’s just a guitar running through the neck pickup and a fuzz pedal with the tone rolled off about half way.
This is unbelievable!
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When the dog usually goes for a walk with the husband and stops at the pub for a beer, then one day his wife takes him for a walk 😭 https://t.co/TK3h9qYuXH
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To level the playing field, shouldn’t NFL playoffs be held in domed stadiums?
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Woulda scored with the tush push. Good grief, fire that man.
OK. The Bears just lost a couple yards on a normal hand off on 3rd and 1, and I kinda want to know: why not just do the tush push every single time in that situation? It always gets at least two yards. Always.
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Yes. That was a Rams catch, not an interception, just like in the Bills game.
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OK. The Bears just lost a couple yards on a normal hand off on 3rd and 1, and I kinda want to know: why not just do the tush push every single time in that situation? It always gets at least two yards. Always.
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I have never seen a contested catch like this ever be called anything but a catch. Even as a DB you know that if it’s even a Tie it will go to the WR. Can’t believe this decided the game.
This in an NFL playoff game got ruled an interception and ended Buffalo’s season?!!?? This is a catch every time
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I have no sentiment for Buffalo or the Buffalo Bills, but I genuinely feel bad for their fans today. This was a horrible call.
This was called an interception and it ended the Bills season. What did Bills fans do to deserve this torture?
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