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if i lived in the g&b universe i would be posting shit like this every day just in case 👀👀

I overdosed on fake percs which rendered me motionless in my garage for 4 hours and a pack of neighborhood cats came in and started meowing which prompted me to speak for the first time in hours saying "These cats are meowing up a storm" & I heard the college girl next door laugh

I #HATE MATH

If you tried to get to know me better you'd see I'm not as bad as the ancients sealed me away for

call me 2 woke but i hate these troll/ragebait accounts that make fun of fictionkins and yumeshippers 👀👀 like some ARE funny and aren't like poking fun @ them but there's certain ones that clearly are just mockery same shit people do with age regression 👀👀👀

a layer of hell is having 2 dress in a way that's the complete opposite of you because you're a system and every other headmate likes that fashion

what drawing stuff only i care about feels like

my face after killing everyone that stands in my path

that's her bow 🎀 you sick fuck

(10:45) trapped inside one of the big snow piles in the Target parking lot. send the team (11:38) not that one (12:28) not that one

all my art keeps flopping please this took me fourteen hours 😭😭 #GUTSANDBLACKPOWDER

ME: (puts the kettle on) ANCIENT GREEK CHORUS: he's had too much caffeine today ME: (turns kettle off, visibly annoyed. puts mug away) CHORUS: he can run from the kettle but not from his blood pressure

Mom named "Freddy Fazbear" in whatever app that is talking about you leaving Gangle from TADC what the fuck is going on in your life

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) you know none of that happened right?

Here are the top 7 gay presidents. Does anyone have criticisms or recommendations?

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming bc im an empath and it overwhelms me

Basically my job is to lean against a wall and toss an apple up and down and chuckle to myself every now and then. I make one hundred billion dollars a year

https://t.co/ZGu4xsNKdx

Good morning #TheWaltenFiles