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oh my days

Joined November 2014
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(moping into the room, nippleless) jesus christ my fucking nipples healed.
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would i be more attractive to you if i elected to get the surgery that puts my head on straight?.
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troubled child named Zachary Fuckery.
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streamer (that forgets to save every time): chat, ur gonna wanna kill me.
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please see to it that im not ratioed whilst i slumber.
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i think this might be the fireflies’ year.
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i think this might be the baltimore ravens year.
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80 year old man looking in the mirror and wondering if he just doesnt have aura anymore.
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im being persecuted for being worthless.
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recently made the choice to stop noticing things altogether and, well….
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birthday coming up. so psyched to be born.
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historians speculate that life is “flipping” awesome.
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i always text my friends “dont let me freak out or become hysterical tonight”.
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nah wait what if i got back in the swing of things.
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id love to go. but ill have to ask the ole bacterium. the bacteria inside my brain that controls my thoughts and actions. you understand.
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were going to learn terrible things about jack antonoff some day.
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if i met god id ask him what does any of this have to do with me?.
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whats of video that lives of your might rent free?.
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did anyone else feel the all the light go out a couple days ago? like right about when my gf left me. anyone else? hello?.
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(from behind the cockpit door) in 452 miles, turn left.
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