baby its coat outside

the tiny evil fairies that attack me and replace all my good brain wires with bad brain wires are coming over to give me more bad ones

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i dont think ill ever be more than anything

cinema inspires us to sit down for a couple hours

did one of you just smile? i felt an unrelenting warmth

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hello, this is my alter ego, Walter Igor

i want the toast to stay warm while i eat it

i guess ill be fine if i never talk to anyone again. should be good

whos to say you fucking asshole. who is to say?

watching some gibberish movie my gf put on called “inc glorious bat words” lmao this shit makes no sense i cant even hear what anyone is saying

(mouth full of marbles) theyre too hard to chew

Had a great evening at tonight’s @MagicEden & @portalsFDN event during @Breakpoint2025 in Abu Dhabi. The venue TIKI Pacifico was great, view spectacular, food amazing, the drinks 🍹flowing. Even caught a cool drone show in between the laughter w/ new friends. IYKYK.

(meeting somebody new) hey sorry i missed all your birthday parties

at thanksgiving forcing yourself thru some brittle comment about Roth IRAs you cant remember how you even started and your nephew runs up with his 11th generation iPad to show you an ai video he generated of you being pushed through a cheese grater

i love having amateur sex 🙂👍

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everything: (starts getting worse) me: god nooooo everything: (starts getting older) me: no fuck please please please stop fuck

alright my bees, swarm this post with likes and retweets

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my car needs a new ac dial because i cranked it too hard trying to make my ex gf laugh. you know truthfully i dont think love is worth the pain