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@SCFCJosh96
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Harry Kane's gonna move to Celtic at the age of 37 to try and win something and Hibs will win the league.
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@SCFCJosh96
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can only think the reason people go into bat for him like this is because they've done something that he's done and feel like *they* are being attacked too.
@UTDMist
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Say whatever you want. Mason Greenwood will always be a better player with a bigger football legacy than Jude Bellingham. You can never change that.
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soon enough he'll have 53/92 in his bio
@QPR
QPR FC
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👀 We've a new Buddy with us tonight. Hello, Will Ferrell! 👋 #QPR | #QPRSUN
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People are anti-Palestine because it's the easiest and safest way to be anti-Muslim
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@SCFCJosh96
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99% of 18 year olds in academies would love that career.
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@JonWalters19 Some career John 😂😂😂😂
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I think police dogs and horses are not just physical weapons that can harm proteators but physiological ones too. If any animal gets attacked in self-defence the police just go "one of our brave service dogs suffered an injury" and this country goes apoplectic
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So many people born in the 60s think they basically fought in the second world war
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All I see is the come dine with me guy
@SaulStaniforth
Saul Staniforth
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David Evans (acting General Secretary): " Everybody remembers why they joined Labour. What was it for you?". People in the conference shout JEREMY CORBYN. #Lab21
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Some political hacks don't see their job as holding the government to account. They see their job as reporting on the drama of it all, like it's a reality show.
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I saw 'Rupert Murdoch' and 'at 92' and fair to say this was a considerable let down
@BBCScotlandNews
BBC Scotland News
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Rupert Murdoch set to marry for fifth time at 92
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Phil Neville "Shaqiri was a disgrace for Stoke last season" For anybody unaware, he was our top scorer and got more assists than anybody else.
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Imagine seeing the seven words 'the armed forces have arrived at pontins' last year
@LivEchonews
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BREAKING: The armed forces have arrived at Pontins where they will be staying ahead of the mass testing programmed o be rolled out across Liverpool
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8.17am. That's astounding tweeting.
@MForstater
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@Grumblebum6 @HertsLibraries @hertscc It seems highly unlikely that an alien that had evolved with such a recognisable vertebrate body plan, is not sexually reproducing. Its a relatable anthropomorphic character not a slime mould.
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The problem with Margaret Thatcher quotes is you eventually run out of them cause she's dead.
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@SCFCJosh96
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@RuddyNuisance yeah, all those Stoke games were in the Prem. He's scored twice in a cup semi final, played in an fa cup final and played at a major tournament. Not bad.
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Didn't realise Ant Middleton made our fire alarms
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Kirk St Moritz
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Ant Middleton sacked and there seems to be a lot of happy woke people happy tonight But remember the reason you can sleep safely in your bed tonight is because of so-called unwoke men like that at
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@Jfelipe1
James Felipe
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Why would you leave Plymouth to go to Stoke is beyond me. Stoke has to be the worst city in England.
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Leicester coming down, Ipswich and Plymouth coming back up, getting the old coca cola gang back together
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"Stoke will be without James McClean tomorrow..."
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Imo if you're willing to use dogs and horses to attack people you forfeit the right to complainif they're attacked.
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I'm sorry but how the hell do we respond to stuff like this. Basically being told he was a genuine end-of-life threat. Like the manifesto promised something horrific
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The council would have been charged thousands to remove that statue yet the good citizens of Bristol did it for free
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'Protect the NHS' is a bad slogan and I've had enough of it. Its supposed to help and protect us.
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If Vardy isn't starting get him leading the attack against the Marseille youth
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@SCFCJosh96
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@rjb_1998 trying to be relatable but needing to still be a little upper class
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@SCFCJosh96
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BNP councillors were being elected in 2002
@Nillo82948721
mainstream
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What on earth has happened to the UK these past 7 years? Where has all the vitriol and hatred come from? How could a normally rational moderate electorate have been taken in by such a dysfunctional corrupt extreme right wing Tory mob? They offer nothing but division and disunity.
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that's Brazil's world cup squad in a strop then, Gareth 's bringing it home.
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fascinating to see if a nation state bankrolling the best manager and players in the world to come to a club they would never have considered 20 years ago can still play the underdog card.
@TomYoungSJ
Tom Young
1 year
Pep on 'beating the establishment: "I had a feeling when we arrived here that playing good is not enough to win. Playing better is not enough to win. We have to play much, much better. To beat the establishment you have to do it perfectly."
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@samisam147 imagine if it was still going in 2020 Sarah, 24 thinks that white genocide is a real thing.
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Omg
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Their ideas always end up with "why don't we do a racism"
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people are aware 38 is not a random number of games right?
@AGenuineOutlaw
Harry Fong
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Surely this is a better metric of quality than just randomly stopping the league after a totally arbitrary 38 game period?
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hahaha what a state of a sport
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Matt Lucas was 36 When this show aired we had the same government as we do now It was 2010/2011
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Loooolll.
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Joey Barton confirms he won't be signing for Rangers.
@Joey7Barton
👑 Joey Barton 👑
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It's important to have a broad horizon on people, cultures, ideas and language. Also they should pass freely between nations.
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astonishing to think this guy was once on the front page of the sun saying footballers who turned down england call up should call the parents of dead soldiers to explain their reasons.
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Everyone remember nearly three years ago when 72 people died in a burning tower block and there was zero consequence for anybody
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This is the same guy some are saying has been bulled. Nah fuck him. I hope he is miserable.
@DavidLammy
David Lammy
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Karl Turner MP tells Dominic Cummings he's received death threats overnight. Cummings responds "get Brexit done". He's completely unmasked. This sounds like a threat
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Please stop exciting me sir g
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In government with a majority
@wallaceme
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Where would the Conservatives be without Corbyn?
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Pretty grim and astonishing the only people who are gonna be labelled as racist in Britain 2015 onwards are the Labour party and especially the Left.
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And that's the issue. Corbyn is basically being asked to apologise for something he didn't offer or say, and none of us did. He shouldn't and if that means he never gets the whip back again, so be it.
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@SCFCJosh96
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not everything has to be a left right thing? Sometimes people from both sides can see a problem, not sure there is much of a left-wing position in saying 'fuck it'
@michaeljswalker
Michael Walker
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Well done left twitter 😭
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I'm sorry if a community felt like he was. Or we were. But it was simply not the case and you have all been duped. And it's a dreadful, dreadful thing to have been accepted as truth when it's not.
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It's a poisoned chalice that role
@CNN
CNN
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Kane Tanaka, the world's oldest person, has died in Japan.
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@OwenJones84 Generally not sure who comes off well in that conversation
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It seems quite disastrous for the country that 30+ year olds are living in flatshares tbh
@MarwanData
Marwan🇲🇦🇬🇧
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This can be avoided by sharing a 4 bed flat with 3 other people. I prefer sharing a flat with other people anyway. A) You get company B) House chores are divvied up C) Fixed overhead costs are divvied up Just. Forgo. Luxury. Simples.
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Reminder that Guido are now currently going through every single left wing or liberal mp and looking for something, anything that suggests they may have broken lockdown.
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You aren't bothered about that 20 year old working in a warehouse/shop/delivering your stuff etc so don't be horrified at the prospect of them doing something that isn't beneficial to you
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David Moyes on SSN there re David Gold: "His family will be disappointed they've lost him" blimey.
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Japan losing to Costa Rica may be the most infuriating world cup result in history. They completely messed up their game plan.
@Tim_Vickery
Tim Vickery
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I fear for Costa Rica. Germany will go out with the objective of scoring 8 to make sure they are covered if Japan beat Spain
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FOLLOW BACK LONG COVID
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this is a failing country
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
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The Elizabeth Line has changed the game. 52 people queued up to view a 2 bedroom house in Chadwell Heath, London
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@SCFCJosh96
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@ASonNamedBort cult-like mentality
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Phil Neville manages the women's national team. That's a disgrace.
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it was illegal to go into somebody else's house for ten months
@BuzzGirl260
🌻🌿🌼𝒮𝓊𝓈𝒶𝓃 🌷🍀⚘️
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not gonna offer for free is he?
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if only we could find out Andrew Tate's real name
@LucyMPowell
Lucy Powell MP
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The impact of Andrew Tate serves as yet another reminder of why we need to act to regulate social media and online, and their business models. That’s why we will act in government after the Government has “gutted” the online safety bill. Latest from me in today’s Observer 👇
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There were three people featured in this piece. One was a former senior police officier One was THE ACTUAL CURRENT TORY MP One was a racist nurse she has spoken too before.
@GdnPolitics
Guardian politics
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'I'd still vote Tory': voters in Leigh still unconvinced by Labour one year on
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Can we have a moment to consider how depressing Iain Dale's top ten comedy Twitter accounts is:
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quite revealing that Johnny Mercer, of the army has to use voters to hide behind his racist jokes.
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@samisam147 "Excuse me I'm a better why do I have to follow the basic rules required to travel using a passport"
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Lay off them mate they've had a tiring week analysing all the ages of those refugees
@MailSport
Mail Sport
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Antonio Conte: 'I listened to United fans supporting their team all game. I asked our fans to do the same'
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"Working class professional who has a cleaner" Sometimes wish I never joined this site
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Who gives a fuck
@carolecadwalla
Carole Cadwalladr
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Superforecaster Dominic Cummings likes hard data so here's some. He follows 30 people on Twitter. 26 of these are men. 4 are women. 1 is his wife
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He's the reason we weren't relegated weeks before. Where in earth do they find these pundits?
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The actual generation that did is dying. I mean even the generation that grew up in the war is too.
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Maintain that Ranieri is an awful appointment for Leicester. If he stays the whole season they're going down.
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@samisam147 The ones who didn't say 'misjudged' can forget about getting a cabinet position now
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@rjb_1998 "well Harrogate is near Leeds, Grimsby were in the top flight 80 years ago, Sutton is basically Crystal Palace, Wimbledon is tennis"
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Their dream is to errr go back in time and be gunned down on a french beach. And because they can't they take their anger out on society today. Nice system we have there.
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@SCFCJosh96
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if you linked this and are a billionaire interested in buying an English football (soccer) team, boy do I have a proposal for you.
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hahahaha amazing tantrum thrown by Shaun Murphy here.
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What a superb tribute from the woman who mocks the dead of other wars @KTHopkins
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What the actual fuck?
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Not just covid but it's starting to creep everywhere, don't smoke or eat unhealthy food because you need to protect the NHS. No do those things to help yourself.
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I get it's big news in a way but it's weird to see someone presenting from near a warzone have to break it
@SkyNews
Sky News
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BREAKING: Holly Willoughby says she will not return to This Morning. In a social media post making the announcement the presenter says “I now feel I have to make this decision for me and my family”. 👉 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Angela they're literally talking about jailing people for 10 years. PRISON. TEN YEARS.
@AngelaRayner
Angela Rayner 🌹
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Ministers talking tough about punishments for people who break quarantine rules. Rightly so. Wait until they hear about the dangerous, reckless people who failed to bring in a quarantine policy at all, leaving our country wide open to Covid and new variants for a full year.
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Imagine falling off.
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👏 Luke Akehurst was an arms industry lobbyist 👏 who should not be given influence on the NEC 👏 those supporting him should be ashamed and have no principles 👏
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@ItWasJustBanter Gabriel Agbonlahor then admitting he thought it was Queen Victoria 's funeral today
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"First German coach to lift the fa cup" hang on didn't we win the war
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that reputation was something given to it from people who just wanted a tory government, it had no actual meaning.
@Peston
Robert Peston
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government. Think how Labour would be pulverised by much of the media if this had happened under a Labour government. The Tory reputation - perhaps it’s unique selling point - as the party of sound money is being eviscerated, and apparently as an act of deliberate policy
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@RossMcCaff tbh I thought the public reaction was a lot more reserved than I expected, but yeah the brands reaction went completely over the top.
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Whaaaa. How can you say this
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I'd rather it be the third best league in the world if it meant games were played just here.
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Going for my second walk of the day.
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@SCFCJosh96
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if you're a fan of a Premier League club and think the referring standard isn't very good, this was not given as a penalty in the *division below*
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Davo 🇵🇪
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Jesus Christ 😬
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@SCFCJosh96
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A lot of the replies almost seem very bitter they haven't lost a loved one and being given the chance to go on a tirade.
@SkyNews
Sky News
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The mother of Barnaby Webber told the crowd: 'Please hold no hate to any race, colour, sex or religion in your heart... My beautiful boy - you have my, your dad and your brother's heart forever.'
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@BigPepeSilvia maybe from that account, but definitely feel like that as a view exists irl
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Oh just realised Patel will introduce a £500 fine for attending a protest won't she
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Reading some of the responses re vaccine passports and I think FBPE aligned people don't care about any safety aspects they just want to put people back in their place.
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Darren Moore now has more points as West Brom manager than Paul Lambert does as Stoke manager. In 9 less games.
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Absolutely incredible in October 2021 to see older people just openly demanding nightclubs remain shut pretty much permanently for public health reasons
@GabrielScally
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Deepti hammers the idea of opening nightclubs - "completely reckless", "the Government doesn't care." Nightclubs cause super-spreading events. 2/7
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Can't help but think there was a natural advantage to the glass already being used for the purpose this was seemingly designed for
@limitlessjest
the ben keeps the flores
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glass is smart now. thank goodness
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What's the Brit going be called in a few yeas time? Bet 365 Arena?
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Yeah, would hate it if people kept telling me Stoke-on-Trent was shit.
@SarahRoseCrook
Sarah Crook
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A weird thing about being from London is how people feel like it’s totally cool to enumerate the very many reasons they hate your hometown at you. It would be super rude if I went, “oh, you’re from Surrey? Here are all the reasons I think it’s shit.”
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