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Make something better than Wallace and Gromit then bozo
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Neal Maupay has 30 more career goals than James Maddison
🎙️| James Maddison on
@nealmaupay_
copying his celebration:
“He’s not scored enough goals of his own to have his own celebration so he’s copied mine” 🤣
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“It’s been a lifelong dream of mine to create a crossover grid”
It’s been a lifelong dream of mine to create a crossover grid and here we are! 🫶🏼
Shoutout to Thierry Henry, my Nordic friends & Nuno Tavares for this one. (No but seriously it’s harder than it looks to make them). 🫡
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If Liverpool aren’t careful their 5 goals against Porto in 2017 won’t count for anything here
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If Klopp wasn’t miles out his technical area and following the rules (like Arteta was) this wouldn’t have happened. Massive shame
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Liverpool fear Kostas Tsimikas has suffered a suspected broken collarbone.
[
@_pauljoyce
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Henderson’s great great great great great grandkids realising they have to get a job
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Maybe let’s leave the archives alone on this one
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Read that Ornstein tweet while taking a shit at work and I genuinely walked out the toilets like this
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Such a good point. We’d be 15 points behind Stockport in League 2 as well.
What’s funny is that “in any other league in the world” you would be 8 points behind Leverkusen, 14 points (!) behind Inter, 7 points behind Real Madrid and that’s only the top leagues
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Cannot wait for Newcastle to try this in Europe and end a game with 7 players
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Man I still cannot believe Liverpool didn’t score that chance from the breakaway. Like how do you mess this up 😂😂
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This is what I mean. City will be “crowned” champions despite them being top of the table for no more than a fleeting moment of the season.
We need to reassess how we distribute honours, because teams are being failed by the archaic 38 game system.
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Finally they’ve spotted a gap in the market
Salah 🆚 Hazard
Which Premier League icon are you taking at their peak? ⚔️
#SaturdaySocial
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Hey
@SWardleFCDO
I’m looking to run through Algeria from the south west in Mauritania to the north east in Tunisia in the coming weeks. Was hoping to speak with you to get some advice on the situation. Let me know if possible. Cheers🫡
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My mum bought me a shirt I already own and I was wearing the old version when she gave me the new one. This is the second year in a row this has happened
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To any Newcastle fan that misses their train tonight and faces a cold, wet night on the streets of London, I have a spare bed and two free sofas. You CANNOT use them
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I see spurs have won their first game in 6
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Surely this is a better metric of quality than just randomly stopping the league after a totally arbitrary 38 game period?
Could Arsenal hold the record for the longest period in 1st without winning the Premier League?
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Wallace is such a useless ungrateful CUNT in The Wrong Trousers. Oh sure just give Gromit’s room to this strange penguin. Get some magic fucking trousers so you don’t have to walk with him. Twat
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And you have to say: fair enough
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Honey, you should have seen me in my last game… no I didn’t score, but I came so close
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Rob holding has been excellent servant to the club. Just because he isn’t up to our current level doesn’t diminish that
Only £2m but he might still be the worst signing wenger ever made
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When we’re 1-0 down but the announcement goes up that all the trains to Newcastle are cancelled
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Controversies section on David Walliams Wikipedia is absolutely insane, genuinely thought I was hallucinating at points, how the fuck does he still have a career 😭
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Genuinely can’t imagine a sadder existence then riding for the pathetic group of players we had from 17/18-20/21 ffs. They were pathetic
Without their contributions to the 2020 FA Cup, Arteta would’ve been long gone.
What exactly has the current crop of players won for Arsenal?
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Seeing who Stoke had in goal at the start of 16/17
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SIMON WAIT I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOAL NO WAIT SIMONNNNNNNNNNN
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Surely you want him playing above sea level? If he played below it he would get all wet
Watching Mac Allister here, you think he’d played 12,000 feet above sea level about 50 hours ago, and then flew 6,000 miles to get home. Funny that.
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Great strategy. Much better than the much maligned “selling to the lowest bidder”
Understand Brighton want to resolve the Moisés Caicedo saga tonight 🚨🔵🇪🇨
#BHAFC
have been clear: selling to the highest bidder.
Liverpool will challenge Chelsea and also send formal proposal bid to Brighton — official bids will be there.
Player position will be crucial too.
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That is, and I’m not exaggerating here, the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.
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Wolves quietly in 12th by the way, excellent showing so far. Already played City, Liverpool, and United. No long reads, no Coaches Voice appearance. Just an honest gaffer making a really good go of it with a poor squad. Iraola meanwhile? I prefer not to speak.
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Heck, even J.K. Rowling knew goals weren’t enough. She added in The Golden Snitch.
Taking inspiration from Quidditch, maybe a ten man rondo every 30 minutes.
Each team nominates someone from their team to disrupt the other teams rondo. First to 3 interceptions gets a hat-trick.
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Well yeah the two normally go together
📸 - Erik ten Hag is bringing on Gore & Hannibal for the final 5 minutes!
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Going from Lacazette to this improved my quality of life immeasurably
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@TeamJuJu
A lot of class and dignity shown here juju 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 AJ Brown (Super Bowl loser) has a lot to learn from you
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Chelsea fans going on about “March Havertz” as if they weren’t trying to convince us all that Jorginho was bad
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I’m not suggesting eradicating goals, but I think the idea can be developed.
Rugby has a 2 point conversion, cricket has 1-6, NFL has kickers, basketball has 2’s and 3’s. Why just 1 goal or nothing? Could have 0.5 goals most possession, 0.75 best bit of skill etc. just an idea.
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Community note is incorrect. I trust this will be amended?
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Rashford thinking he created that celebration
Remember when Alexandra Burke thought she had brought the saying "Elephant in the room" to the UK from America
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Hate-watching this show is incredibly rewarding. A comedy with no jokes and every part of it is specifically designed to get 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻‘s on Twitter.
the team talking about women being public exposed without their consent was so important !!! isaac, sam, jamie and dani have my heart forever
#tedlasso
#tedlassospoilers
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Can’t wait to find out who will come out on top on this one
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Transfer reporting has gone wayyyyyyy too far, I should not be seeing people doing victory laps because the Rice fee is being paid across 3 financial years
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Yeah you know that penalty that didn’t work on Wednesday and got the taker ridiculed by the whole world? I’m gonna do exactly that
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Please do not criticise this obscenely rich footballer for becoming part of a sportswashing project by one of the most despicable governments on Earth. He is my best friend and you are hurting my feelings.
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Exclusive: Bayern Munich have set deadline of midnight tonight for Tottenham Hotspur to agree to sell Harry Kane
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All jokes aside today was a proper incredible achievement tbh. Doing that with that squad isn’t something many gaffers could do. To get Wolves up to 8th after awful VAR luck, no pre season, and many tipping them to go down, is absolutely RIDICULOUS from Gary O’Neil
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@ThatChris1209
Put my head down flat on a pool table and have my mate do a break into my head
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@rjb_1998
Is Gareth Southgate out of touch?
No, it’s multiple world class managers who are wrong!
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He raps like a veteran dribbler
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Got to remember Liverpool are doing well to even be competitive with Crystal Palace considering their injuries, they’re missing a full back and um, er
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IGNORE. Went very badly for me a few years ago
It’s Xmas day why not dm your crush “merry Xmas!”, and a ee what happens! It could be your day!
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Fun’s over.
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Spurs fan that says “We deserve this after all this fuckery we’ve had against Liverpool!” and it’s just a video of their shit players playing shit
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Lol why wouldn’t Chelsea just let a 3rd go in? Probably won’t go down, definitely won’t get top 4, just let the 3rd in for an iconic PL moment? Who cares if you come 8th instead of 10th
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I have to say, I’m going to give most the credit to the player and coaching staff here
I won't get my flowers but real ones know who spotted the problem and solved the problem, all ahead of time.
Real ones know.
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100 million, good lord, what have we done to Mister Wenger’s club. Whatever happened to signing unknown Europeans for 12 million. That was the sweet spot right there
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No wonder R9 is far more respected and loved
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I haven’t heard him mentioned at the Emirates in at least 5 years, nobody thinks about you anymore sir
"I don't think any human being would accept it if people were singing about and insulting your family, especially your mother and father."
Emmanuel Adebayor urges Arsenal fans to move on from 𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇 celebration after scoring against them while playing for Man City ⬇️
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Are United fans not all still cheering for City?
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TRUE ENGLISHMAN Declan Rice showed us all what loyalty is, by turning down advances from the krauts to remain in our nations capital. Will Harry Kane, or Hermann Küne as he’s now going by, do the same? Or will he forget what his ancestors fought for?
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(Benzema is eligible to receive a World Cup medal if France wins on Sunday btw.)
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Is this the kind of vile beast you want entering your country
@Algeria
@AGenuineOutlaw
Same thought goes through your birds head every time you try rub your little cocktail sausage up on her.
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This way wins become more all-encompassing, not just focussed on one aspect of the game.
Would be interesting to see a team chasing a last minute winner by forming a rondo and keeping the ball for an extra 0.5, rather than just trying to score. We’ve seen that before.
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@FedsDoneASweep
Half of it is literally like “Williams forcibly removed the audience members trousers and pants, exposing their genitals. Williams apologised for the incident. He did the exact same thing 1 week later”
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Ffs he was so bad in the derby it triggered an inquiry
JUST IN 🚨 Spurs' Director of Football Fabio Paratici alleged to have overpaid to sign Cristian Romero |
@Matt_Barlow_DM
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This collective delusion around the Sissoko handball has gone too far.
If the Liverpool match gets replayed it'll set a huge precedent. See you in Madrid, Jurgen!
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This is the Hojlund performance United fans are going crazy over
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So many people in the quotes don’t want to even engage their brain and just CONSIDER that after 300 years of counting up points, there could be a more accurate, analytical way of determining who the true champion is? Everyone just wants to grunt DUH MORE POINTS POINTS GOOD DUH
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All of you pissing your pants over the fakest news I’ve ever seen. You forgot the golden rule…
Arteta news isn't true
Was told it was pro Barcelona press starting trouble
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5:30am name searching and subsequent bullying of a junior staffer jsjsjshhshshhehehehe he’s lost his head
@TikiTakaConnor
You ok? They weren’t at their usual level. What a weird point to make. Tag me in by the way if you work at Sky. Don’t be shy 👍🏻
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You’re approaching 500 wickets, but as far as I’m concerned you can chuck all your wickets and all your pots and pans and chuck them all into the biggest flipping dustbin you can find, because you’ve never taken any of them properly. You’ve taken them all with bloomin’ STUMPINGS
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