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Please contact me if you would like to discuss the notion of how the paperweight became obsolete
Newport
Joined November 2009
Gary Barlow asking his son how his day at school was.
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What about the pork cylinders?
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Three things guaranteed in life: death, taxes and this annual tweet
Don’t worry if your A level results aren’t what you were hoping for. I got a C and two Us, and here I am, 46 years later, with my own pub. It opens next weekend if you fancy dropping in.
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Here's the 411, folks. Let's say some gangstar is dissin' ya fly girl. You just give him one of these!
El break dance un deporte olĂmpico. No puedo parar de verlo. Parece un Magikarp agonizando.
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Singer Jessie J has announced she has been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) https://t.co/3VeaZz4Fjh
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MP Michael Fabricant loses Lichfield seat he has held since 1992 to Labour https://t.co/q0pXgRccSn
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The first time I watched this as a kid I laughed so hard my brain hurt and I thought I was going to suffocate.
Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.
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A friend alerted me to the usual giddy brouhaha here a few days ago. Alas, it was a wind up ( I haven’t used Twitter for about 6 months) , but so as to not poop any party I’ve since looked at the site in question and confess I thoroughly enjoyed its sultry contents. As you were.
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What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
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This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
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Should’ve ordered the Waldorf salad
Hotel breakfast I order Shakshuka Two poached eggs with tomatoes and red peppers I get two eggs in tomato soup I eat one egg. It's baked I give up. I order two poached eggs instead They bring me one I say " I ordered two" They said "You've already had one"
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So he ate all the chocolate
NEW: The organiser behind the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience which went viral across the globe has claimed his life had been 'ruined' by the event. 🗣️ 'I was devastated and I was sick to the pit of my tummy'
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Martin Lewis has quite a speech here lamenting how the BBC relegated consumer journalism to a section in The One Show, when such issues affect millions of lives
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“this week i’m sending you to the heart of Glasgow to create your own live action Willy Wonka chocolate factory experience” #TheApprentice
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Gregg Wallace when his time with his unwanted kid is up and he can finally go and play Total War Saga.
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