Ruth Husko
@dank_ackroyd
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if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎
Black Country / London
Joined April 2023
Me: Hello I’d like to book an appointment please . Doctor’s receptionist:
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The Edinburgh Fringe has an award for Best Show but if they made an award for ‘Person Who Walked Past Angus Deayton Three Times Yesterday’ I’d scoop the lot.
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Yeah I’ve got GCSEs:. Gonna.Continue to.Share images of Dr Fox using Internet.Explorer.See you later 👍
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RT @JglfReturns: In England we have gum at the checkout. In Germany its loose cigs. Love this country
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He did always say that didn’t he
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You wouldn’t drink a theme because you couldn’t drink a theme
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RT @indigopopuluxe: @dank_ackroyd You get arrested just for saying it’s dark at 9:30 p.m. these days.
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Comes round quicker every year.
Ah 4:18pm or as I call it now - the dead of fucking night.
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RT @josiahhughes: just learned who ethel cain is, who lana del rey is, and what “beef” is… and let’s just say i’m crashing out (just learne….
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That feeling when you’re sweating your tossed salads and scrambled eggs off
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RT @CrystalSeth8: @RajWorks @dank_ackroyd Yes don’t let your grades dictate what you can or cannot stick in your ass. Follow your dreams.
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RT @Kashus27: If you’re A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got straight A*s / As, went to medical school and started on £15/….
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