Max and Paddy Quotes
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The Road to Nowhere
Joined October 2013
You play with feathers, you get your arse tickled!
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You never heard of The Phoenix Twins? ‘Twins? How long was the labour?’
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😂😂😂 I’m sure the word “Bellend” is actually in the English dictionary, yet the English police are still trying to make issues, I wonder what they’d do if it said “Allah”
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One half of the greatest detective duo ever 👏
Some of you might not like this fact but Michael Vaughan should have a role in the new England set up . He knows what it takes & i don't think he suffers fools . My view !!
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Kings of the road! ‘Don’t you mean Queens?’ HOW DARE YOU!
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Boss this 🤣🤣🤣
The greatest outtake ever seen - Max, Paddy and Billy outside the Little Chef. Enjoy!
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The greatest outtake ever seen - Max, Paddy and Billy outside the Little Chef. Enjoy!
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The greatest outtake ever seen - Max, Paddy and Billy outside the Little Chef. Enjoy!
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Looks to me like you've had a run in with the Belgrano Sisters!
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