Ricky Rocksteady
@RocksteadyRicky
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Chicago sports + NSC enthusiast | he/him/y'all | Limp Bizkit admirer | anti-Nazi | pro-grammar Nazi | pro-pro wrestling | mildly sucks at geography
Athens of the South
Joined September 2010
I will never return to the office, mainly because I've become accustomed to yelling "god you're a dumb bitch" after receiving emails and frankly won't be able to break that habit.
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This is for a pasta salad recipe. WTF am I doing for 8 hours in order to prepare a goddamn pasta salad?!
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Waiting for the halftime snackfest
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My adopted dog's first experience with me watching football during the fantasy playoffs
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"They deserved to be scammed." -a Hawk take
8/ Social media is flooded with outrage over the $HAWK scam. One user shared, "Hawk Tuah scammed me and now I'm homeless. I tried telling my banker, but got laughed at." Another wrote, "My grandmother lost $85,000 when $HAWK crashed. She trusted this scam artist." Reactions
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Bears putting the "special" in "special teams" today #MINvsCHI
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The last Bears QB to score a road win on a Sunday? Nick. Foles. I hate my life.
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Sources are telling me that just now in the #Bears locker room, QB Caleb Williams got so angry he threw a garbage can and accidentally hit a Make A Wish kid, who is now bleeding out on the floor. Unbelievable.
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Sorry but Gojira playing metal in front of windows with beheaded Marie Antoinettes in the Olympics opening ceremony completely fucking rules. 🤘
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You are banned from using the word "wicked" unless you're from New England, or you're an actual witch. Or you live in Salem and are both.
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The grossest bodily secretion is the stuff the oozes from our brain
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Now, if you're looking for a smart bird, you want a corvid, not a parrot. Full disclosure: a corvid told me to say this.
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Challenging my allergies to an old-timely pistols at dawn duel.
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How does Travis Kelce break a tackle? He shakes it off.
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He looks like Kevin Nash as Vince McMahon
Dane Cook looks like the Mission Impossible machine printed a too-obvious mask
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I worked for an online retailer that used to include a mirror in every order that said "Look how happy you are!" and I guess that's when marketing peaked.
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SERGEANT: The suspect knows something. MEAN COP: I’ll beat the truth out of him! NICE COP: Let me reason with the kid. DAVID LEE ROTH COP: Bizzy siddy bop bop! Whooo! Awright! SGT: Dammit, Roth Cop. Be serious. DLR COP: (earnestly) Ziggity bop. Uh-huh. Yow.
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Hey, standup comics, I don’t care if you look like Bert or Matt, just leave your damn shirt on.
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They say white people don’t have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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