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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Joined June 2010
My mom's memorial service is today - exactly two weeks after she suffered a sudden cardiac episode that ultimately proved fatal. If there are people you care about, never pass up a chance to tell them. There may not be as many opportunities to do so as you think.
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Me: I should get McDonald's breakfast. Impromptu Thunderstorm:
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As God is my witness, I will never own a small-screened phone again.
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Cool. Incidentally, I wouldn't say no to free access to food, housing and healthcare.
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This isn't so much trickle down economics as fuck around economics.
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To call the three Christmas ghosts derelict in their duty would be an understatement.
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Prices can vary wildly, depending on whether or not the carton contains milk.
Kim Kardashian tells Call Her Daddy that she would like to know the cost of a milk carton: "I mean, I don't have a concept of what like certain simple things cost, which really, um is, you know, I'd like to know a little bit more about what like a milk carton cost."
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This YouTube ad just declared it to be “summer reading season,” and I have never felt more gaslit.
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Nice to see Windows 11 honor its predecessor's legacy by acting like a huge asshole whenever updates aren't installed *immediately*.
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