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@RobTheBiker53

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Retired Chemist, University Professor, Army Veteran, #MAGA #MAHA #TRUMPTRAIN 🚫DMs, 🚫porn, 🚫crypto

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I am about to author a truthful, brief, 21-point biography of Kamala Harris. The following statements are objectively and verifiably true. If you are a Democrat, you can decide to hate me for this, but you cannot deny the factual accuracy of what I am about to say: 1. Kamala
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@lporiginalg Translation to normal speech: I wanted attention and didn't recieve it and now I'm bummed out.
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@Rothmus Weird. I listened to the entire 2+ hours and heard no slurs, and rambling was nonexistent. Of course, media LOVES lying about everything. X is going to destroy the media. People are really tired of being told what to think.
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@ScottAdamsSays ABC not turning off Kamala's mic was a big loss as well. He got to use the "I'm speaking" line on her as she tried to talk over him. Pure gold!
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@Rothmus How DARE you not watch our horrible, woke, crap! Painful dialog and horrible plots rivaled only by our constant "men suck" narrative! You ungrateful CIS men!
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@Travis_4_Trump Surprising how many shooters lately are internet ghosts. Almost like an agency if some sort scrubbed the data prior to the event...
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@DogRightGirl Mostly because she's angry that it would NEVER happen to her. She's the type blocking her pretty friend on a date.
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@its_The_Dr If I were a gynecologist, I WOULD treat trans men. I would wave my hands over their fully clothed body and say "yep, everything seems in place" and charge them $500.
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@Sneakiestsnakee Loved the part about there being no HOA to protect him from "a fence." As it should be. If you own a property, you should be able to put up a fence if you want.
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@MomsPostingLs Nothing more romantic than an open wound made from intestine.
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@HarmfulOpinion At the very least, he should have been tried for illegally possessing a firearm as a felon. 10 years, minimum.
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@MrNixn @PicturesFoIder Arrested for aggravated chewing with intent to swallow.
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@lporiginalg Per capita, white presidents have less than 1 felony conviction each. The more you know!
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@Bubblebathgirl Laughs in rebellious colonial!
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@ASo1omons And yet farther in the future...
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@MomsPostingLs Ten bucks says her next comment will be "why won't men work with me on the job?"
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@FightHaven All cases of custody should be 50/50 as the starting point, zero child support.
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@WomenBeingAwful Playing hard to get doesn't go well with "no means no" culture. The saying "no" when you mean yes will backfire every time.
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@RealJamesWoods Obnoxious for the sake of being obnoxious. What a shame.
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@Rothmus Hmmm... Smiles at it: Toxic Masculinity. Doesn't smile at it: Literally Hitler. Avoids being around it: Cowardly Fascist.
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@JadeAtrophis And here I am remembering that one time a girl told me I looked cute, out of the blue! Keep trying, ladies.
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@OrwellNGoode Stop hanging out in places with furries?
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@goddeketal @anulman On the bright side, Aiden will likely not reproduce.
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@SallyMayweather Entirely untrue. We use it to measure illegal drugs, as well.
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@GarbageHuman24 There ya go, buddy!
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@WaxWasps In all honesty, looks like she drove 10 miles with no air in the tire.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Sucks when your actions have consequences. Enjoy being a 3rd world city, NY.
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@againstgrmrs That story, if true (it likely is.) Shows a monster on par with Casey Anthony.
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@fightwithmemes 100%. I would add that a false rape accuser should get the maximum sentence for rape. They are raping a man's name, employment, and life.
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@KILLTOPARTY I'm going to go out on a limb and say your husband had 2 big factors in marrying you.
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@Real_RobN Another instance where cops make it apparent they don't give a single f #ck about citizens, rights, or the constitution. They do what they're paid to do, enforce government.
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@ShadowofEzra The king of England... And his boss.
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@brianbeers Now imaging the feds going after your unrealized gains in an IRA or 401K. They say only those with 100M, but I guarantee you within 5 years it's down to 100k or less.
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@DiedSuddenly_ Apologies are nice, but how about arresting and hanging the perpetrators of this toxic scam?
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@WomenBeingAwful Well, that WAS the job. I don't think anyone going to do a porn shoot thinks their self respect will be intact afterwards.
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@Rothmus I'd write “He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the aaaaarrrrrrggghhh…”
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@WallStreetApes Hey Chicago, tired of democrats ruling you and keeping you in squalor? Try voting Republican for once in your life. What do you have to lose?
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@SpriterTeam Translation: "Put our puppet back or else."
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@mikeroweworks On point, and possibly your best pitch for funding EVER! I wouldn't hire an Ivy League graduates to wash my car.
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@its_The_Dr Same way as these guys.
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@GarbageHuman24 And WHY, exactly, does she face jail time? Words cause no actual harm. You might hurt feelings, but nothing lasting beyond your fragility.
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@AaronParnas He draws way more, and doesn't need a free concert to fill seats.
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@DrewHLive Pretty sure it's a fetal alcohol syndrome thing.
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@BWay124 @ClownWorld_ Technically the second time. They downgraded the US during Obama's term, as well.
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@GunloverClub1 It serves no useful purpose. I'll take four.
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@Lead_Flinger Cops, in general, rarely make a situation better. Since COVID, most of the good ones changed occupations. Cops are not your friend.
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@Rothmus Lol... Say you're worried he'll find someone prettier and that treats him better without actually using those words.
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@Oilfield_Rando I was going to suggest 50%, in keeping with steep taxes by the democrats.
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@realjoeymUS Just wait until Snow Mulatto and the Seven Freaks comes out. I'm sure it will be a huge success.
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@djdubmasterflex @PicturesFoIder That is literally EVERY trans person these days. Being gay doesn't garner enough attention these days.
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@ViciousVideos Something I've noticed over the years riding a motorcycle. Bicyclists assume that drivers will stop and protect them. On a motorcycle, I KNOW that all drivers are John Wick trying to kill me.
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@Peaches_Sabrina "After an exchange of gunfire?" So.. he shot poor little Din Do Nuffin after Din Do Nuffin stole his car and shot at him? Seems legit.
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@SeedOilDsrspctr Wilford at 49. I think he's looked like that since he was 20.
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@Rothmus She's just mad that NOBODY would ever want to do that with her. She's the fat, ugly friend to make the other girl look hotter.
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@_johnnymaga @catturd2 Just a side note... Pence seems to be the ONLY member of the Trump admin that HASN'T been investigated by the FBI and DOJ. I guess we found the deep state mole.
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@lavern_spicer @huskerndanati This may be your finest post of all time. Sincerely. Watching democrats try to pander for black votes makes me sick.
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@catturd2 Funny how our "free press" has government remove a person asking questions. I did Nazi that comink.
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@iAnonPatriot I'm calling every relative and friend I have and tell them "I'm in a big jam, can you send me $500?" Then, I'll see who wants to help before letting them all know I won that big money.
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@ClownWorld_ In other news, up is down, war is peace, and Joy Behar is a supermodel.
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@MomsPostingLs Playing hard to get doesn't go well with "no means no" culture. The saying "no" when you mean yes will backfire every time.
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@CynicalPublius I'll help you out with my staffie. He says "hi."
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@TomFitton Tough questions. Too bad nobody wants to actually do ANYTHING but talk and bloviate. #spinelessgop #cowards
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@lporiginalg Or, and bear with me here, leftist memes need to tie linguistic knots to avoid the obvious solution to a problem.
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@MomsPostingLs Or, your ho ass can hit up the actual baby daddy for support. Of course, he's probably an unemployed lover you let nut in you.
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@ScottAdamsSays Sadly, Britain has fallen. It is now in its death throws. In time, the Caliphate will go after the government people to fully "liberate" the nation from the British rule.
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@catturd2 You can always see the crazy in the eyes. Every damn time.
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@DefiyantlyFree @ChrisDJackson Even less. Changing Supreme Court term limits requires a constitutional amendment as well.
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@redman304 Not punished, but rather treated like a venomous snake. If a rattlesnake is on the floor, you give it a wide berth to avoid being bitten.
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@GarbageHuman24 I don't see the field of study of these degrees? What are they in? LGBT studies, black studies, fill in the blank studies. Definitely something ending in studies.
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@Rothmus You know, if you are worried that the death penalty for child molesters affects you, you're probably a child molester.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Okay... Black team gets Hitler, and we'll trade for Clarence Thomas on the white team.
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@LibertyCappy Humorously, straight white males, and their dates, make up a huge portion of moviegoers. So in essence, the first panel says "make this movie bomb."
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@Sprinter99800 How, exactly, does us shipping LNG across the ocean REDICE carbon emissions? Last I checked, methane is CH4, regardless of where it is produced.
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@CitizenFreePres And in doing so, pumped more CO2 into the atmosphere than mankind has done since the ice age.
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Meet DICK Cheney. The man who started two decades long wars in the middle east, profited off Haliburton at ungodly levels, and shot a lobbyist in the face and made the lobbyist apologize. This is the face of the Uniparty.
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@SpriterTeam Was this the same "counter offensive" that was supposed to have evicted Russia by June? Asking for the frustrated taxpayers.
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@lporiginalg Wow... What are the odds? It's almost as if transing your kid is some sort of trend among the people in Hollywood and DC. Like having a dog in a purse was a few years ago...
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@PatrikkBateman6 @ProjectLiberal Considering my border solution is automated mg turrets, operated on a pay as you play basis via Xbox, my sympathy is rather low at this point. $10 an hour to monitor and shoot border crosses, with leaderboards and rewards.
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@toobaffled 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I may be an asshole, but my heart is in the right place, still, and beating! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@GarbageHuman23 Literally 50% of the class from 12 years earlier is missing. 7 students of color and 3 others as well. Seems her starting them out is a bad thing, with a 50% grad rate.
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@pepesgrandma Breaking news! Repugnant congress will have hearings and accomplish NOTHING. Despite reams of evidence, no punishments for the obviously guilty.
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@Sur_Taka @its_The_Dr And neither do they. It's not my job to play pretend with them.
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@1011_flmn @its_The_Dr I try to keep the rates reasonable.
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@GraduatedBen Maybe second strongest. After Poland, of course. Poland is the smartest nation in Europe.
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@lporiginalg Written by someone in their early 20's. Let's check back in 15 years. Lol
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@08devildog Front row at Judas Priest.
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@WallStreetApes Well, come on now.. these FBI guys have nothing but their job and a future pension. If they arrest their bosses, then they lose that. Have a heart.
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