The Right King Todd
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@lporiginalg
That guy is now cuddling up to a dude name Troy, and feels much better about things
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@lporiginalg
Realizing you are not the center of all existence is something 2-year-olds learn. Hard when you're 25.
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@lporiginalg
Bro's faith will be tested when he discovers that his gf has bigger balls than him
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@lporiginalg
I'm not a hateful person, but I would recruit a team of vigilantes, hire private investigators, and spend evry minute of my life harassing this dude and his family until he ended up in the psych ward, in jail, or worse, just sayin
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@Pink
I draw the line at underage boys sucking each other off in comic book form. Call me 'conservative'.
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@insultsrare
I'm not racist, but I've never seen Chinese girls attack a Wendy's employee over some missing fries, just sayin
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@lporiginalg
Next Chrima, they cuzin will be chillin' with the homeys behind bars and this woman be complainin' 'bout white supremacy
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@lporiginalg
‘Sex in the City’ and every ‘modern woman’ show afterwards ruined a generation of women, prove me wrong
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@MarkRuffalo
Were you sitting on your yacht in the middle of the Mediterranean when you tweeted this?
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@Bornakang
"That MF is not real" is not what you want to hear when you're locked in a long metal tube with 100s of strangers.
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@lporiginalg
This is what happens when you throw out merit-based competition and replace with mass immigration and socialism, but okay let's keep going
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@MarkRuffalo
Mr Ruffalo would like to express heartfelt solidarity with all his poor, impoverished, and underprivileged comrades around the country.
He understands your pain and is right there with you in the struggle.
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@lporiginalg
I would have robbed those tarot cards and sold them back to her at a premium, showed her why capitalism is better
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@cctvidiots
Bro just got saved from future of pain and horror, and all it cost was a Starbucks
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@DanCrenshawTX
The best part of this was that you’ve been exposed as a Kinzinger 2.0. Now we know.
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@lporiginalg
Now that detrans is picking up steam, how insane will the next CURRENT THING be?
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@lporiginalg
She's lonely, she keeps meeting losers on Tinder, and she keeps banging them - Weird that it isn't working out
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@lporiginalg
‘What do you want for dinner?’
‘I don’t know, what do you want?’
‘Steak’
‘Nahhh, don’t want steak’
This is arguing with women
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@lporiginalg
She is correct. I steal gallons of black breast milk from black moms who are too busy twerking or robbing Walgreens to know what I’m up to. My methods are quick and painless so they have no idea what hit them. Currently expanding into the Detroit and Baltimore areas.
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@lporiginalg
Bro will be replaying this moment in his mind for the rest of his years wondering what could have been
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@ScottAdamsSays
Without her color, and the 'struggle', she has nothing to offer. She'd find herself at the bottom of the labor pool.
Race-grifting is a career.
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@mmpadellan
Did you count all the years you were a homeless addict who abandoned his kids to get high? How much taxes did you pay back then?
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@StephenKing
Your country has been usurped by organized criminal jackboot thugs, but you’re cool with it because they hurt your much-hated political enemies. You are one of them now.
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@ASo1omons
Next year she can have a postcard from the Bahamas, where I’ll be sitting on a beach with a drink in my hand.
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@KeithOlbermann
@TomiLahren
Old waspy Keith should stick to yelling at the pigeons in Central Park. At least they seem to care when you feed them.
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@benshapiro
Crowder revealed how much you bend the knee to your Big Tech/Big Pharma overlords. Your best friend did not provide evidence to the contrary. You personally encouraged people to take an experimental gene therapy shot that is worthless and causes damage. And you made money on it.
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@lporiginalg
Canada, start importing Pakistanis as fast as possible and let them fight it out
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@robreiner
‘Strengthening democracy’ by arresting the leading opposition candidate in an upcoming election is the Orwellian doublespeak I needed today.
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@lporiginalg
2013 version - At least they had enough sense to cast a pretty girl, now it’s mustaches and afro for everyone
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@lporiginalg
Considering the brain damage a person needs to have to apply this much ink, it may not make much of a difference
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@Bornakang
"That MF is not real" is not what you want to hear when you're locked in a long metal tube with 100s of strangers.
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@lporiginalg
And that's why there are no half-black Presidents rolling out Chicago-style election fraud and Soros-funded Marxism into everyday Icelandic society, even to this day
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@lporiginalg
"I don't know, what do you want"
...said every woman when asked what she wants for dinner
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@oldguy_steve
And thus you have learned one of the most important rules of life:
Never do philosophy or math with a Walmart employee
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@SameeraKhan
Notice that he ends his sentences in an 'up' sound, like every statement is a question. He has no confidence in what he is saying, and is looking for approval. This is not a man.
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@lporiginalg
Monkeypox, dick removal, trannies dancing with kids, and 4 LGBTQ celebration months changed the equation
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@lporiginalg
We need to harness this, tell him that Liberals are made of concrete, and they secretly produce more concrete every day that they are allowed to walk the Earth.
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@lporiginalg
Remember, 'the process is the punishment'. They know it will be overturned on appeal, but want to inflict maximum pain first.
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@lporiginalg
I learned from Hulu ads and Netflix shows that black people live in mixed race marriages and middle class homes, and some were kings and English royalty, what is this white supremacist math?
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@HillaryClinton
If that doesn't work, you can always use the FBI to entrap and surveil them all, or if necessary, add them to THE LIST.
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Serious question:
What would be considered 'Degenerate' to a Democrat?
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@ScottAdamsSays
‘Sorry, we need to have a conversation about equity before we can talk about missing kids”
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@UltraDane
Don't worry, MS13 and other cartel thugs will be in their neighborhoods soon to sort this out
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@lporiginalg
Fillers are so 2018. If you aren't cutting your junk off and merging with technology, who are you really?
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