Steve
@oldguy_steve
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Retired septuagenarian. Veteran, conservative, mostly libertarian. Serious conservative politics with some occasional humor, cynicism, parody, and satire. #MAGA
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Joined July 2009
She belongs in an asylum.
Woman goes off the deep end after getting pulled over by a police officer 😳
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Why can't storks deliver their own babies?.
A man in Belarus saw that a baby stork had fallen from its nest and with great care, he placed it back. 🦩🥺❤️. The mother stork’s immediately shows gratitude to him. ❤️
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FAFO Tweet of the Day.
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When a non-English speaking driver is pulled over in a semi, he should be arrested and the truck impounded. Once the owners figure out they are going to have to bail the truck out of impound and potentially lose the merchandise inside it, they won't hire these guys.
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Tell you what, get a job like the rest of us, and you can decide what to eat.
American is having her EBT Food Stamps junk food denied. “They don’t take it for none of the chips — now I gotta pay my hard earned money out of pocket — This is NOT the government assistance I signed up for. This is ridiculous — So EBT just gonna tell me what I can eat now”. She
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That goat was trying to get away from Mohammed.
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It looks more like a mattress store.
We were contracted to remodel 500 Cracker Barrels over the next 5 years and we just wrapped up our first one. What do you guys think of the fresh modern rebrand?!
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What the hell could she do that was worth $160K a year?.
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When the FBI searched John Bolton's home, they encountered a naked caterpillar looking for his white furry coat. It was located just above Bolton's upper lip.
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RT @GuntherEagleman: 🚨BREAKING: The Cracker from Cracker Barrel SPEAKS OUT after being put out of a job!. LMFAO! They are getting ROASTED b….
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RT @ImMeme0: Trump takeover of DC is brutal. White National Guardsman seen assaulting elderly black woman at a metro station. Oops… never….
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They have a right to protest. They do not have the right to block traffic. Running them over should be a legal remedy.
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Pride flags have no place in classrooms. If they were in my kids' classroom, I can promise you that they would come down - one way or another.
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They got tired of being stereotyped working in 7-11 stores, and now they're becoming turban suburbans. 🤣.
I’m starting to see a trend here… . Yesterday, a truck driver with California plates crashes into a woman’s car in an empty parking lot.
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RT @PuppiesIover: I work at a doggy daycare, and we have a heated saltwater pool just for dogs. They get to swim twice a week, plus therapy….
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Maybe they should rename it Sambo's and be done with it.
GO WOKE, GO BROKE: New DEI-hire CEO is rebranding Crackle Barrel to decolonize it. Her first move was to remove the old-fashioned country gentleman meant to evoke nostalgia and Americana.
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