What have I been up to? Oh just sawing my daughter’s stuck head out of our banister, I mean we’ve all been here haven’t we? HAVEN’T WE???!!!
#winningatlife
#twins
#mumlife
Off to bed but not without a glass of red and a little think about my lovely mate Mark Speight, ten years today since we lost him. Sometimes I still laugh so hard at the stuff he used to get up to, so glad to have had such funny times with him.
Feeling so sad tonight reading everyone’s tweets of how we hold our keys in our fingers, make fake phone calls, get ready to run in the darkness alone, I’ve done it for as long as I can remember & am heartbroken realising I have normalised it. It’s not ok and it’s not our fault.
What have I been up to? Oh just sawing my daughter’s stuck head out of our banister, I mean we’ve all been here haven’t we? HAVEN’T WE???!!!
#winningatlife
#twins
#mumlife
Eight year old just asked ‘Mummy what’s the worst thing that could happen to you?!’ ‘Pooing my pants in public’ I confidently replied. ‘Oh’ he said ‘mine would be losing my whole family’. Yet again I nail parenting.
#parentfail
#readtheroom
I did
@TVsPointless
with Terence Hardiman a few years ago and I often interviewed him on
@cbbc
promoting The Demon Headmaster, what an absolute gent he was.
@rickedwards1
Once, just as I was being given anaesthetic the doctor said ‘I used to love you on tv’ and in my final throes before going completely under I said ‘I’m still on telly occasionally’ but the ‘occasionally’ went all slurred then I was out.
Ahhh look it’s the anniversary of this, we’ll celebrate the day my daughter got her head stuck in our banister for many years to come*
*remind her of it forever.
I’m in this weeks
@hellomag
talking about our ivf journey. By coincidence tomorrow’s the last day that ivf clinics can remain open in the current climate, which must be such added stress in an already emotionally exhausting process.
#ivfwarrior
#ivf
#ivfstruggle
@champion_talent
Stuck for Halloween craft ideas? Tony Hart and Kirsten O'Brien have you covered with these creepy little spiders 🕷🕷🕷
Trick or treat yourself to some more spooky archive here:
This morning I was sewing scrubs for the NHS, on
@BBCBerkshire
. I’ve come home and husband has pointed out I should’ve been doing some sewing of my own
#ohtheshame
Just asked the husband if he thought at the end of this year we’d all just wake up in the shower like Bobby Ewing in Dallas and he had no clue what I’m on about
#agegapmarriage
I was thrilled to be asked to judge the Network Presenter of the Year award for the
#rtsawards
@RTS_media
. This woman stood out as leading in her field but with a relatability and warmth that shone through, huge congrats
@susannareid100
Ahh ok I see, it’s going to be one of those days is it?! Had to pull off the A40 cos ‘your exhaust is hanging off love’ thanks to the van driver for alerting me! Sitting in a garage forecourt waiting for the AA like a boss!
Right I’m saying this now, I would love
@BillBailey
to win
@bbcstrictly
. Oh and
@OtiMabuse
is the most beautiful woman I have EVER clapped eyes on! (Didn’t dare ask for a pic!)
Last night husband and I pretended we were on an aeroplane by sitting on our dining room chairs shunted up really close to the back of the sofa, eating dry roasted peanuts and drinking a can of G&T whilst watching Bridesmaids on the iPad.
#livingourbestlife
Went to
#RoyalAscot2019
for the first time today reporting for
@BBCBerkshire
, great fun if a little nippy in our broadcast quarters, I saw the Queen and let Princess Anne get in a lift before me.
@andrewpeach
We’ve just got a hamster and her wheel was very noisy and squeaky in the night when she was on it. Husbands just done a search for ‘hamster safe lubricants’ 😬
Oh Newcastle you were beautiful as always, it’s never long enough! Loved hosting the
#NEBizAwards
last night, now onwards to Leeds and
#stephspackedlunch
Haven’t seen this fella for 84 million years, glad he’s just as lovely as ever! Great chatting about his new book ‘Wings Of Glory’ with
@radioleary
at
@HenleyLitFest
My eight year old asked me today if I was the surprise guest that was going to be coming in to his school. I know it’s been a tough year but the poor little lad doesn’t need that at the end of it!
Well I’m having one of THOSE days…2 kids off school ill, an hour driving round pharmacies for medication, reversed car into a wall denting side and smashing headlight and now son has sliced across his knuckles with the pumpkin cutter. It’s only 2oclock, send gin.
Husband: ‘I can’t help with any of the childcare cos I am WORKING FROM HOME’. Also husband: ‘I’m just going for a run for an hour and I need to pop to the hardware shop for some wood for the home bar I’m building’ Is this relatable content??!!
I’m on a train and two different people are having zoom meetings with the sound blaring out. What’s wrong with people?? Classically one of them seems to be talking about government stuff 🤦♀️
My 3 year old just walked in from the garden and I asked him why he had grass hanging out of his mouth. ‘It’s not grass it’s fennel’ he replied.
#middleclasschild
#countryliving
Hey
@Channel4
@channel5_tv
@BBCOne
I’ve invented a new cooking show format - parents frantically try and cook tea whilst hangry toddlers wail round their ankles, I’ve called it ‘Roux the Day’ it’s gonna be epic - who’s in?!
Using gravy for fake tan?
After
@ClaudiaWinkle
revealed that she had used gravy as an alternative while filming
@TheTraitorsUK
,
@RealKirstOBrien
thought she would test this trick out.
It's safe to say she wasn't a fan. ❌
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