bob mortimer
@RealBobMortimer
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in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Joined June 2011
Our quest for a decent Perch continues tonight... Gone Fishing 9:00pm BBC2
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Brand new gone fishing tonight at 9:00pm. We fish right in the middle of Manchester
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All that needs to be said really
As fans we can't influence what's happening behind closed doors, but we can do what we do best tomorrow. Give our total and loyal support to the players wearing our badge. Let's show them what this club means to us, and what we are there for. DON'T EVER TAKE MY BORO AWAY
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Night quiz ... brand new gone fishing tonight at 9:00pm BBC2
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Unused clip from Gone Fishing ep 1. New series starts tonight on BBC 2 9:00pm
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I have 3 reviews for the audiobook of The Long Shoe and they are lovely. Thanks again to Diane Morgan and Arrabella Weir for bringing it to life "An eggless house is a fools palace"
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Me recording audiobook for The Long Shoe... a terrifically fidgety performance lacking genuine clout. Available Tommorow https://t.co/MWHL0SEiRH
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The bloke from The Staircase documentary has been sounding off about my new book The Long Shoe https://t.co/MWHL0SEiRH
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Highly recommended
TFTM is very much like those American podcasts full of braying dudebros, except that we both recognise that we're complete arseholes.
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Anyway, I feel that TFTM is probably in the world’s top five best podcasts and this episode was VERY good. Give it a go, if you can get past the concept of ‘Muscles Fortnight’ SPOTIFY: https://t.co/zjq7a3biFG APPLE: https://t.co/Sniy77pGk4 ACAST:
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Hoping you will consider voting for Paul and Dr Mine's podcast https://t.co/BHSh1ICf2Q
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My new book The Long Shoe is published next week. My cat Goodmonson is a crucial plot device https://t.co/MWHL0SEiRH
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Fancy one of these to hold up proudly tonight. Meet me in the North Stand concourse or in Block 23. £15. FROM AYRESOME PARK TO THE RIVERSIDE.
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