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Just here to follow people who aren't on 🐘 and annoy terfs. (they/them) 🐈

Joined February 2023
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@typememetics
The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research
4 months
- Sound on. - The Institute recommends accessing the Session using a Personal Computing Device. - Mobile devices are supported but barely. - Please find the extended version of the Wellness Soundtrack in the next post. https://t.co/A1ZLAHvufZ
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
7 months
NYC is an americanized Hong Kong. Bigger and a bit cleaner, but less soul.
@chhopsky
christina 死神
7 months
@nise_yoshimi hong kong has a shocking amount in common with certain parts of NYC but people aren't ready for that conversation
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
7 months
There is someone out there who has never heard of Riley Gaines and does not know that in an alternate universe, they are strapped to a chair forced to listen to the insane rant of their dental hygienist.
@michaeloburns
Michael O'Neill Burns
7 months
Dedicating my life to fascism because I tied for 5th at a swim meet
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
7 months
People preparing for war with China are such fucking idiots. War with China would be devastating for the whole world. Just don't do it.
@CCantonii
CJ Canton 🇺🇸🇺🇦
7 months
@SpencerHakimian So you just want business as usual with China? Do you not realize that in a war every Chinese company is getting sanctions and there will be no shipping from China?
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@TrueSlazac
Slazac 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 🌐
7 months
They’re calling it the birthday boy approach to international relations
@WhiteHouse
The White House
7 months
DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
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@adamjohnsonCHI
Adam Johnson
7 months
I see we are unironically framing this as the result of “civil rights investigations,” yeah this is definitely an honest and sober way of framing what is going on. The Trump admin, known for its deep concern with civil rights
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RationallyDense
7 months
The reason most of us aren't furious is because "dire wolf" isn't a species as much as a vague fantasy concept. So the fact that this doesn't match with what biologists call "dire wolves" doesn't matter. Also the pups are adorable.
@blekhman
Ran Blekhman
7 months
The reason biologists in your timeline are furious by this PR: the idea that species that diverged millions of years ago have only 20 genetic differences defies the fundamental principles of evolution. Like saying you turned a Honda Civic into a Formula 1 car by changing the oil
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@4310sy
Shisato Yano
7 months
SLAM Handbook Public Release Together with a large number of experts in Simultaneous Localization and Mapping (SLAM) we are preparing the SLAM Handbook to be published by Cambridge University Press. https://t.co/wei0IMxUbn
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Release repo for our SLAM Handbook. Contribute to SLAM-Handbook-contributors/slam-handbook-public-release development by creating an account on GitHub.
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@erikmbaker
Erik Baker
7 months
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
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@angryaboutbikes
Pay MPs Universal Credit
8 months
Womp womp
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
8 months
Actually officer, it's only a ninja sword if it comes from the Ninjutsu Prefecture and as you can see, this was made in China. No worries officer, everyone makes mistakes. Carry on.
@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
8 months
Confirmed: Ninja swords will be banned by this summer. When we promise action we take it.
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
8 months
Me when I'm trying to get on @BadLegalTakes
@blgtylr
Brandon
8 months
“Why didn’t he stay in the chat once he knew it was real?!?!!!” Because that would be espionage, my beloved.
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
8 months
Right winger: Check out this woke thing. Me: Yeah, that seems kind of silly and annoying. Right winger: So in response, I broke into Madame Tussaud's stole the Hitler figurine and will be running it for president of the world. Me: ... What?!?!
@SwipeWright
Colin Wright
8 months
A growing trend in academic publishing is "positionality statements" where authors list all their intersectional forms of privilege/oppression. This one is particularly absurd. "All authors are cis-gender menstruating individuals who identify as intersectional feminists."
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
8 months
So if in 2013 the median home was built in 1976 and in 2023, the median home was built in 1980, that means that in 10 years, we built *at most* as many homes as were built in the 4 years from 1976 to 1980. Unless there was a huge boom then, that's really not good.
@JerusalemDemsas
Jerusalem
8 months
Am I having a stroke?
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@TheMaineWonk
Maine
8 months
I’m never deleting this app.
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@anomicca
maundering yokel
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
8 months
"keeping it 100% natural" Except for tweezing your eyebrows, mascara, lipstick and eyeliner at a minimum. (Which would be fine if she wasn't lying for her right wing grift.)
@PeytonElroy
Peyton Elroy
8 months
I recently turned 28: • no botox • no filler • no threads • no facials • no lasers • no waxing • no peels • no surgery • no implants • no foundation • no skin products There is such a thing as aging gracefully & keeping it 100% natural, if you care to do so
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
8 months
People who want to make that claim should produce Trump voters who thought Harris was going to materially improve their lives, but didn't vote for her because of trans people on sports. Because that sounds like Bigfoot to me.
@toxoplasmobro
cat foot slurper
8 months
I’m sorry but if you can’t see that protecting a total of 9 trans athletes isn’t worth eviscerating the entire federal government, I’m not only not listening to your political takes, but will actively work to defeat your preferred presidential candidate in 2028
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@AChillGhost
Dr. Alexander Zawacki
4 years
me: where are the elves you son of a bitch folklorist (tied to a chair, spitting out teeth): but perhaps the more interesting question is, what about your society makes you want to find the - me (cocking gun, tears running down my face): WHERE are the ELVES
@AChillGhost
Dr. Alexander Zawacki
5 years
sorry that’s not more interesting, i don’t care about that stuff, i want to see an elf
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@RationallyDense
RationallyDense
8 months
Secret service details should never have more than 10 guys. If those 10 guys can't keep you safe, you're just not popular-enough to keep having your position.
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