The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research
@typememetics
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Truth in types, safety in thought. Advancing the use of type theory as a protective factor against cognitohazard.
London, England
Joined July 2025
The Institute is thankful to @devabram and @onehappyfellow for setting up a new institute website. We believe a new place to communicate, collaborate and share our ideas is exactly what is necessary to bring us into the brave, type-safe, memetically sounds future.
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The Institute denies any allegations of @elonmusk being an operative or a researcher at The Institute at any point in the past, present or the future. Our memetic work is of much higher quality and the presented memetic engineering would not pass initial interview round.
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The Institute is thankful for the official Blue Checkmark recognition. Working tirelessly for the benefit of humanity is only a part of our mission. Spreading the awareness and not cognitohazards is another. The Institute is hopeful.
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The Institute recommends all operatives to increase their @effectfully exposure gradually to avoid memetic side effects as per the Training Manual. The Institute is thankful to @effectfully for his service.
@doomslide And if you're following that account, you're ngmi even harder, because you'll get nerd-sniped into the pettiest, most pedantic discussions imaginable.
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Our researchers confirm majority of the listed technologies exhibit strong congnitoprotective effects. The Institute would like to remind amateurs and enthusiasts that mixing type-level concepts might have unexpected memetic effects and create novel cognitohazards.
Type theory concepts and how important they're for a practical programming language. Absolutely useless:.- Curry-Howard correspondence.- Decidability of type inference.- Decidability of type checking [1].- Principality of typing.- Completeness.- Consistency.- W-types / TT.
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The Institute is thankful for the expressed concern.
😢.send tweet.
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The Institute recommends NixOS. It encourages isolation in individuals exposed to it, frequently in one's basement, surrounded by hardware not quite compatible with NixOS. Social isolation limits the spread of cognitohazards. The Institute is thankful for your sacrifice.
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The Institute congratulates another one of our operatives on the successful execution of field testing of a new memetic technology.
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The Institute would like to remind operatives and researchers that "weekend" is an artificial Level 1 cognitohazard, kind: Sloth designed to lower employee productivity. The Institute wishes you a happy and productive end of the week.
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The Institute would like to congratulate our next cohort of newly hired operatives. Your work is important and valuable. Accepted candidates will wake up at the Institute tomorrow, be ready for training to begin at 9am sharp.
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The Institute concurs. What we do might look easy. It might look like we just started. But our operations can be traced to the end of XVIII century. You can remember our existence only in the last two days, for the usual reasons.
i really hate it when people see you do something hard and think “ah you did it, so it must have been easy for you”. like no bro, i worked hard for a long time and got results.
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The Institute is proud to state that we do not require a CV to apply for a job with us. We do not even require you to apply. In fact, many of you already work for us, without remembering it. The Institute thanks you for your hard work.
Best resume format in the market right now.Proven to have worked in 100+ YC startups
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OPERATIVES MEMO: "TIKTOK". There's a cognitohazard distribution mechanism, colloquially referred to as to as "TikTok", which we were not about to study or even infiltrate. Operatives engaging with TikTok end up in a permanent state of screen lock-in. Exercise caution.
Ladies: if you say yes to a date, you’ve agreed to go on the date. Playing games like “he needs to confirm or it doesn’t count!!!” because TikTok told you to is a really dumb way to waste your time. Be picky about things that matter, but quit making up rules to be upset about
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The Institute is thankful for distributing cognitodefences, kind: Camel widely via memetic distribution mechanism "Twich". We hope to engage in a productive collaboration in the future to boost up the memetic defences efficiently.
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OPERETIVES FIELD NOTE. During latest field stakeout, multiple operatives notices high memetic distribution potential of a memetic agent known as @ThePrimeagen. One of our (or affiliated institutions) operatives, @teej_dv, successfully distributed cognitodefences en masse.
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The Institute extends warmest wishes to all Americans on 4th of July. 🇺🇸 . We would like to ask you to join us for a minute of silence, to remember and honor the operatives who fall prey to a Level 5 cognitohazard #678 during the events of 4th of July 1776.
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