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Painting and Robots. Giant Goddam Monster & Fucked Up Queer. Any pronouns. 18+ only please (art: monkiart)
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thank fucking christ some normal news
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This image would have ANNIHILATED the 2005 internet. You'd STILL be seeing this fucking thing on deep-fried pngs where it's called The Mocking Emu
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Garlean engineers: we built a giant robot
Pilot: cool cool quick question why did you give it teeth
Garlean engineers: to protect the tongue
Pilot: cool cool cool hey I got a second question
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My 9 year old daughter asked me how to open this, it's time for a teachable moment
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if you look at these peoples timelines all they do is bitch about gay people to eachother and if you look at gay peoples timelines they're talking about ffxiv's stagnant high-end gameplay due to all classes sharing the same burst window
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WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LUKE WAS GOING TO GO ON TO BE THIS BIG POWERFUL JEDI MASTER
HE LOST EVERY FIGHT HE WAS EVER IN
HE LOST HIS HAND TO A SKELETON IN A PLASTIC SUIT
THE SAME SKELETON HAD TO BAIL HIS ASS OUT AGAINST AN EVEN OLDER SKELETON IN A BATH ROBE
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This kid is roaring at people in line and honestly? living his BEST LIFE
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@batnaps
If my mom called my fursona juicy I'd pack my ENTIRE self into a Cuisinart and hit the on button
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I've been crying laughing at this fucking gut punch of a caption
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this is Sakurai thinking he escaped
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twitter is now manufacturing propaganda out of the mouths of your friends lmao
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Persona has cool enemy designs bUT LETS TALK ABOUT SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 2
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@hangsawoman
@SkullServant
Me who did not Preorder The Lord of the Rings: Gollum™️ to receive the Emotes Pack DLC, which includes 6 of his most iconic gestures and sayings: why doesn't my gollum have any iconic gestures or sayings,,,
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Robin Williams was, IS, STILL today through the body of his work as it is received to newcomers to cinema every day a master of motion, movement and acting. He conveys so much power and emotion through his body
here he is inventing the Naruto run in What Dreams May Come (1998)
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Ryne: all I need to do is channel the spirit of Shiva, easy peasy
WoL: are you sure dude because this is asking me for a full party
Gaia: nobody ever knows what you mean by that
WoL: I'm serious Ryne there's original music in here
Gaia: seriously what the hell are you talking a
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none of these people are really sure how to ask for money now that the free money is gone, and they can't promise anything real so they just walk around going 'you know if you gave me some money it'd be REAL cool...like REALLY cool'
Perfect AI guy tweet. Confident, sweeping prediction with a sense of inevitability and little to no details or insight.
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how about you eat my whole fucking ass, putting Speed Racer on this list, Gamespot
The 10 worst anime and manga adaptations Hollywood's ever ruined
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Luke Skywalker isn't a fucking real-ass hero until the end of TLJ, because he finally sucks it up and owns up to his god damn shit, and in THAT moment he becomes a legend worth living up to
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When your friend gets killed in the QRTs
This screenshot of Hiroshi Fujioka holding a dead clown probably has good meme potential, but I've no idea what.
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@ididntneedatwit
@MargBarAmerica
brain trauma during exercise isn't that big a deal, the only side effect is *stares blankly into space for a moment* so i just dont think it's a big deal anyway
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You know who blew up a Death Star in a much less nimble ship? Lando Calarissian. There's a fucking hero. Where's in the new trilogy? Probably off somewhere chilling
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@FinalWeaponX4
he doesn't have to fight, he can just sit at the edge of the ring and offer colour commentary like '...that's rad.'
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People mad about TLJ are on the exact same fucking page as Luke Skywalker and they're just fucking mad that someone finally had the god damn spine to tell them that failing is good, actually, as long as you bother to actually learn from it for once
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HE GOT KNOCKED OUT BY AN ICE MONKEY, AND HAD TO BE SHOVED INSIDE AN ICE CAMEL BY A SMUGGLER
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Kamen Rider Stronger barely understands whats happening at any time and does not care
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But the thing is, your heroes can be fuckups, your heroes can fail?? Luke Skywalker isn't a bad character, he's not a bad person, he's just...like fucking dealing with some rough shit?
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absurdity is the act of establishing, without the audience realizing it an expectation of the obvious, and then without warning, revealing what is obvious is actually unexpected
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the internet has become a machine that sells crap to itself. So much has been automated that it tries to engage with the parts of itself that measure engagement. Whatever random individuals interact with this process add flavour to the equation, extrapolated into obsequiousness
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Seeing a girl on the subway in full gothic lolita and either there's an anime thing today or she has decided to live her BEST life
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His ONLY successful feat was blowing up the original Death Star, which again, wouldn't have fucking happened without the deaths of about 10 people and the intervention of Han Solo and a ghost
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Luke Skywalker, fuck off
Luke Skywalker lost his ship in a fucking bog and made out with his sister
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he winds up ensuring that Rey will be a worthy successor to the Jedi Order, she'll probably go on to do better with it than anything Luke could do because she has her whole life to learn and grow from her mistakes
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Luke Skywalker just wanted some fucking power converters from tosche station
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@cinedruig
It's not, you've been in a coma for years and this is the only way we can reach you from the outside
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@Criminalsimpson
I'm getting tired of these jokes about my long arm, the first such incident occurred in 1956 when,
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@batnaps
I'm just picturing my little Jewish mom putting down her magnifying glass and being like 'oh what a strange and juicy creature'
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one time during a bad boxing day a parent asked me if nintendo products are durable while buying a gameboy advance and i told him about this and he got flustered and started shouting at me about bringing up the gulf war
Nintendo NY's 'Gulf War' Game Boy has been retired
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Luke Skywalker failed his way through the original trilogy, got bailed out by much more incompetent people, got talked into trying to restore the Jedi Order, and fucked it up the second an even moderately more competent sith came along because he bought into his own hype
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@bonesauce94
@MeadowAtLast
How do you meet people who aren't already adjacent to your social sphere in 2020, did you accidentally get on stage at a box social or something
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The problem with the extended universe is that they capitalize on the myth of Luke Skywalker and not any sort of tangible reality presented in the movies?
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i like the implication that kamen rider showed up to fight dracula and just wound up getting drafted into the skeleton war
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holy shit there's a miniature wargame that is "If there were two guys on the moon, and one killed the other with a rock, how fucked up would that be?"
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remember after Occupy when US military began doing 'Zombie Apocalypse training exercises' that just happened to be how to pacify large urban american centres full of unarmed combatants and we just went 'haha funney epic zombie reference'
remember when occupy wall street caused the police state to aggressively ramp up militarization in preparation for the popular revolt they knew was coming since the 70s
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@InternetSlug
lmao i mean that Wendy's burning to the ground DID amplify an issue, so kudos, social media manager, you really stepped up
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@baddanadanabad
@saftigsexhavare
Dude the only thing you get out of dead parents is the jokes and maybe fifty bucks if you can get through the pockets before the paramedics so
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fucking stop retweeting alt-right idiots comments. stop screenshotting them and pasting them into funny little meme posts, stop fucking reposting and recirculating their fucking awful bullshit
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Twitter: there's too many Nazis
Jack: cant do anything about that
Twitter: they're telling people to take up arms against the left on your service
Jack: okay we'll give them a time out
Twitter: that's not good enough
Jack, rubbing face: okay what if ..what if EVERYONE was Nazis
Twitter is "experimenting with features that would promote alternative viewpoints in Twitter’s timeline to address misinformation and reduce 'echo chambers.'"
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If u write down the elements of a gamers perfect woman it is 9 out of 10 times a perfect description of a Lego Minifig
If this screenshot was a tweet I'd put it in my gamer tweets collection lmao
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gay people be like 'if i lose one more match to totsugeki spam i'm going to become the joeker'
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@FinalWeaponX4
a bear powerbombs a robot or whatever and Kiryu is just there with a bucket of popcorn like '...neat'
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Hey wanna come over for Crunchyroll and Keeps Looking At You To See If You're Enjoying It As Much As I Do And What's Wrong I Can Turn It Off
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Fred Flintstone is a kamen rider
-signature vehicle
-powerful feet
-constantly at the quarry
-owns numerous device animals
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@prozdkp
my new hobby is telling people that because Boruto is romanized as Bolt, Narutos name is actually pronounced Nart
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@JasonAdamK
@joshthefunkdoc
My orthodox jewish aunt has this big list of 'people the jews beat' and it includes a great list of names like 'The Greek Empire' and 'UP NEXT: THE PALESTINIAN EMPIRE' and it's such a great little....window into the brain of conservative jews
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@CaptAnaugi
I like that you keep assigning fursonas to your doctors, I think it's cute to point at a doctor and be like 'kitty'
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@Srirachachau
@sugoishiba
Sometimes you're watching James Bond walks through an airport with nothing happening but the theme song blaring in his head, and the man in a fez talking into a big radio at the end like 'He Just Left' to justify the scene being filmed at all. Everyone is smoking. It's so cool.
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@RuthRedmane
if she doesn't figure out supercriticality on her own where is she going to learn about it? On the streets?? With those no goodnik gangs of physicists??
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@molly0xFFF
This website is becoming a reply guy hell where now if you're like 'the torment nexus really seems to be degloving a lot of people' the top reply with zero likes will be 'well thats just what torment nexuses do if you don't like it switch over to the brutality sphere 🤷♂️'
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@damnyouwillis
it's like, anyone kids wanted to be? actually sucked? Boba Fett was just a fedex guy for a brick of Solo to Jabba's palace and then just ....hung out there for a while? Then he got vored to death when a blind dude bumped into him
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Do you ever just reel from the fact that this image is the original source of this text
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Reminder that jaywalking laws didn't exist until the 1920s and were largely promoted by the automobile industry as a means to shift the purpose of roads from equal ownership to entirely being the domain of cars
You're crossing the street wrong. Why some self-driving car proponents are arguing we need to fix pedestrians, not the cars. My latest: via
@technology
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