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The Wordborg. I wrote a thing. Feel free to enjoy it: https://t.co/t8AohjOuBv

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@RaltsAuthor
The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
10 months
Why should you invest time, money, and effort into reading my series? Well, aside from the fact there's already 16 books out... ...the series (First Contact/Behold: Humanity!) is finished in rough draft. It clocks in at 1001 chapters and 3.2 million words. So you aren't going
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@RaltsAuthor
The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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If @elonmusk's first Mars effort isn't to bring our boy home, he doesn't deserve Mars.
@BrianRoemmele
Brian Roemmele
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"My battery is low and it's getting dark." This was the final message from NASA Opportunity, sent to Mars for 90 days but wandered for nearly 15 years. Its final transmission wasn't words, but fading data-summed up on Earth as "My battery is low and it's getting dark." A
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@CoolchouZhao
Coolchou Zhao
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smallest gold ship prank
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@RaltsAuthor
The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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CIA asset is pin pointed, they trot this retard out? That was a white person on camera.
@0hour1
0HOUR
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Einstein Cole bought the batteries linked to the bomb at Micro Center with a credit card that sells like 20 batteries a year. No ones going to call him a mastermind. On top of that he wired the devices backwards and they never went off. He is literally the first Retarded
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@RaltsAuthor
The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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It's literally a crime to illegally enter another country. Virtually every country on earth has these laws.
@RepJayapal
Rep. Pramila Jayapal
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Being undocumented is NOT a crime. And despite the endless stream of xenophobic and racist rhetoric from Trump and Republicans, the vast majority of immigrants — both documented and undocumented — contribute to America in more ways than we could imagine.
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@SF_Fantasy_Show
The Blasters and Blades Podcast
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@merrivius
Merrivius
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Bromance
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@volewhisperer
volewhisperer
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@Bonnymama7
Bonny 😉 ( Commission OPEN)
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Witch's Curse pt31 🦌🧙‍♀️
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@RaltsAuthor
The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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@sentdefender
OSINTdefender
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People who complain about this kind of stuff have clearly never heard of Maj. Patrick Sorensen or Lt. Col. Simratpal Singh, or the hundreds of thousands of other multi-cultural servicemembers who serve these United States. They - and everyone who serves this country - fight so
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The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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You know Nellie the Pig does some nasty shit.
@wtfcetialpha5
Khan Noonien Singh
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Late 1800s sex worker labels. My favorite is "liverlips Lil" or "Greasy Gertie."
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@RaltsAuthor
The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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And my command tried to make me pay for my rifle and gear when I was knocked into the river and shucked my gear to get to the surface.
@paulsperry_
Paul Sperry
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NEW: Per just-released DOD IG report, Biden forfeited "96,000 ground vehicles, 51,180 general purpose/light tactical vehicles, 23,825 [Humvees], nearly 900 armored combat vehicles, 427,300 weapons, 17,400 helmet-worn night vision devices and at least 162 aircraft" to the Taliban.
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The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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As a veteran, I'd like to remind those who (for some reason) follow me that any time a tweet starts with "As a veteran" you are about to read stupidity that could only be concocted by one too many TBI's and huffing too much ball sweat.
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@thetshirtedone
T-Shirted Historian
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@GaryD20Games
GaryD20 Games
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Why is GaryD20 like this? 🎲🤨
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@RaltsAuthor
The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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But remember, narco-terrorist has only existed as a term for the last 3 weeks!
@mazemoore
MAZE
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1989. Joe Biden delivers a televised message from the Democrat party, calling on then President Bush to do more to stop the flow of drugs into the country. In addition to calling for more prisons and more cops, Biden said that Democrats want the creation of a strike force to
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The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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If you had stopped the Chinese from overfishing our waters in the 90's and early 2000s, this wouldn't be an issue. But not one of you cared.
@RepMGP
Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
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Southwest Washington has a serious predatory pinniped problem — tens of thousands of massive invasive sea lions are venturing further and further up the Columbia River and its tributaries to gorge on our local salmon. I'm pushing to explore more effective lethal removal options.
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@RaltsAuthor
The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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Thankfully haven't hit the 4th one yet.
@Merryweatherey
Merryweather Comics
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Dad
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The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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When your kids grow up they will low-key hold disdain for you.
@ShannenPill
Shannen Michaela
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We’re not doing Santa in our house 👇 It sets up a foundational and delicate relationship upon lies. The Santa narrative also feeds a consumerism-driven value system, where a child’s “worthiness” gets tied to performance for the year. Mary’s free birth, Yule or the mushroom
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The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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I must not watch enough mech stuff, because I can't remember seeing someone pilot it like that.
@escapefrommelos
Melian Refugee
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for some strange reason, every Gundam-Style anime EVER requires their female characters to pilot the mecha via The Contraption https://t.co/KCXi20a4vi
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The Sleepy Holiday Peeper
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And it only took 3000 to 1 KD rate on people who were just trying to feed them.
@MuhammedBishaar
Muhammad A.T
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Keep in mind this was peak American dominance, a military on an uninterrupted winning streak. Yet in Mogadishu, Somali fighters with nothing but grit and AK 47s turned that momentum to dust and sent them packing, never to return.
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