Khan Noonien Singh
@wtfcetialpha5
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Veteran. Scientist. Veterinarian. Science and memes. Wildly aggressive surgeon and camouflage uniform autist. Occasionally advocates breakups and war crimes.
Joined August 2012
Fun fact of the day- MRE pepperoni pizza is retorted, or cooked inside the foil pouch so it doesn't need refrigeration. The pepperoni topping is cured and dried, added to the pizza, and then cooked again in the pouch.
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RT @HomericFuturist: America was founded on killer ranger units roaming around slaughtering Indians and outlaws without trial or procedure….
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The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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Funny. I support a gun control law.
BREAKING - The DOJ is considering banning transgender individuals from owning firearms under federal law that prohibits anyone deemed mentally ill from possessing guns, with the Office of Legal Counsel reviewing whether gender dysphoria qualifies. Enjoy those regulations,.
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I made this last week. If you're new to stir frying, it's a great entry level recipe that rocks.
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I'll block thee and pelt thee with tomatoes and sharp stones
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PSA from your X veterinarian-.Do NOT feed raw diets to pets.
Important alert. H5 avian influenza identified in cat food. We know cats are sensitive, can get severely ill, and potentially then transmit to humans
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"It's Sunday. I always dress for dinner on Sunday.". Amazing flick.
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RT @SubBrief: Venezuelan AF 'buzzing' our EW plane in 2019. They had 24 of these SU-30 Flankers. Now they have 21. I doubt if they will be….
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Truth. Delete this. It's as poisonous as WeChat.
TikTok is 100% owned by ByteDance, a Chinese company tied to the CCP. • ByteDance has a Communist Party committee inside the company. • Beijing holds a “golden share” with board-level influence. • Chinese law forces ByteDance to cooperate with state intelligence on demand.
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POV- you're about the hear the shittiest music in the galaxy
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7 staff evacuated from Plum Island Animal Disease Center for eye issues.
wfsb.com
7 staff members were hospitalized after an incident on Plum Island in New York.
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<drug commercial> "Side effects include blindness, vomiting blood, and shedding of intestines.". <people in commercial:
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