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@Raiders_Simp
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@OklahomaBro For all the old heads, this is why the rules protecting players heads and necks were made. Theyre not being soft, theyre protecting lives
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Divine Deablo is going to cement himself as one of the league's best LBs soon.
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@Raiders_Simp
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@ShaneVinson10 @overtime @obj he caught a TD bruh, stop talking
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@Raiders_Simp
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No Fly Zone 🏴‍☠️
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@Raiders_Simp
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@NYJEraWRLD @djdotpng Genuinely wanna see who's on the bench cause no way thats the best team he got
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@Raiders_Simp
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@NFL @AaronRodgers12 Brady just had arguably the best statistical season of his career, was definitively the best QB this year, and retired as the GOAT... and you gave MVP to this dweeb. Awesome. This award means nothing anymore
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@shoe0nhead Don't forget what were fighting for
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@Raiders_Simp
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Look what just showed up 👀🔥
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@Raiders_Simp
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Call me mommy #RaiderNation
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@kansintern @fromkdwithluv Dont feel bad, u was spittin
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@ou_sas @BrettKollmann Always good to catch those types of things early
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@Raiders_Simp
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@PFF_Fantasy He'll have to breakout
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@Raiders_Simp
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I finally have all of the @KDx32 infinity stones
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@Raiders_Simp
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The Honey Badger looks good in silver and black @Mathieu_Era
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@Raiders_Simp
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@highlghtheaven @realmrfrog Bro was 14. This app is ridiculous acting like theyve been saints since birth
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@Raiders_Simp
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Let's not forget that Josh Jacobs was ROBBED of OROY in 2019
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@Raiders_Simp
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@NBAPR Many voters have already said they regret voting Embiid. Others didnt even have Jokic top 5. Proof that not only are these voters not qualified to be handling this decision but also the fact they regret their own decision of not voting Jokic says a lot. Embiid is a fraud
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@Raiders_Simp
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Clearly Gonzalez wasnt seen as highly by the league as by yall couch GMs. Tyree Wilson was a potentially top 5 guy in the whole class and we got him. Stop crying you look stupid
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@Raiders_Simp
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Projected Raiders O-Line: LT: Kolton Miller LG: Dylan Parham C: Andre James RG: McClendon Curtis RT: Jermaine Eluemunor If Parham can settle in on the left side then this line is gonna do very well.
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This is the only evidence I need to know the tides have turned. The Raiders are fucking back baby
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Goodell is an anti-footbal pussy
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@wydccalamity Fuck alcohol tho, that shits wack
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@Raiders_Simp
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@RaidersBeat Any real Raider fan saw this coming
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@Raiders_Simp
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Missing #Raiders football right about now 😩🖤🤍
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@Raiders_Simp
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@javroar All bra sizes matter. If any of you women have been hurt by this tweet, feel free to DM me and we can talk about it
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@estjaziah Ass beat by 7 am. Hamburgers at lunch by 9:30 am
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@Raiders_Simp
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@ovocartier Curry has at least 3 whole albums that WASH donda and CLB. Stop accepting low effort music just cause of the name its associated with. Also not a single fucking song on CLB is going to be played even 5 years from now
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@Raiders_Simp
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@moncIeryear Had a toaster stroodle slide off my plate once and land icing down on the carpet. Was already having a bad day and then that happened. One of those moments where youre so mad you dont even know what to do with your hands
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@Raiders_Simp
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@NFLRookieWatxh The practice squad WRs better be ready
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@Raiders_Simp
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@ayeejuju Yeah cause they spent every day for years having to grind for that shit and being forced to miss out on doing fun stuff. They had to push through the tortue of that shit daily while everyone else was having fun
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@CorinnaKopf *thrusts me against table* “sorry mommy I’ve been a bad little boy don’t punish me 🥺” *smacks ass* “ ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY” *sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock* “hmmmm that feels good 🥴” *Squeezes balls firmly* “NO MOMMY NOT THERE” *bursts ball sack
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@Raiders_Simp
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Can't believe my Raiders made the playoffs!!! 😋 Lets go beat those Bengals! 😝 Love you all 😘 #RaiderNation
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Get Bam adebayo off the damn court
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@deepyy_ Actually a bum
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@shoe0nhead Shoe twerk compilation
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@KuhnTristen Today has been a bottom 5 day in recent Raiders history
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@Raiders_Simp
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Just cause a player is one of the best at their position in the NFL doesnt make them overrated. Derwin James, Josh Allen, Johnathan Taylor, Davante Adams, Pat Surtain, Mike Evans, and Fred Warner are absolutely not overrated in any way. Delete your account weirdo
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@DonSpacey @uavm4 @luhblix You like blind people?
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@OcRaider714 @JosinaAnderson @justwinwendy88 @KDx32 Kenyan drake deserved that contract, the problem was that gruden underutilized him and never treated him like he deserved it. It was wild and upsetting to see cause whenever drake was in he made big plays for us
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@Raiders_Simp
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@nolaburner @chrisburgh Safety is over top of him so thats not underthrown imo. If he tries to lead him the safety over top picks it off
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@Raiders_Simp
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Sneaky good signing imo
@PFF_Raiders
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Anthony Averett had 12 forced incompletions in 2021... Tied for 10th among all CBs 🔒 Welcome to Las Vegas, Anthony!
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@joearrigofsm Without hesitation before the Jets would even have time to reconsider
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@Raiders_Simp
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If Jacobs leaves, I think a lot of yall are in for a rude awakening and are gonna be in pure shock when you realize how fucking good he is. Not only are few RBs like him physically but he does a lot every run that many RBs just arent talented enough to do. Hes hard to replace
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@jpafootball People see hitler and just immediately try to cancel someone with understanding what they're even saying. Dude never said he agrees or stans hitler. Maybe yall should learn to read
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@JacobyFC @MySportsUpdate By rule it doesnt matter
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@Raiders_Simp
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@NFL @FedEx Stiddy did this vs the #1 defense. Brady did it vs the panthers. Theres levels to this
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@Raiders_Simp
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Cause babies are supposed to avoid choking hazards
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This baby did not want Patrick's signature 😂
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@TomPelissero First interim coach in 50 years to lead a team to the playoffs. Dont sleep on him
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Can we acknowledge that Leatherwood is looking good now that hes at guard 👀
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@Raiders_Simp
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@CondorSZN Well theyd have plenty of time to gain experience seeing that theyre always on the field due to our offense not being able to stay on
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Who is Derek Carr? To the blind, He is the light. To the hungry, He is bread. To the sick, He is the cure. To the lonely, He is company. To the sad, He is joy. To the prisoner, He is freedom. For the poor, He is treasure. For me, He is everything. 🙏🏼
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@JMoney8655 @theqbschool Glazing chris simms shows how little ball you know yourself 💀💀💀
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You were right, he has the potential to be a danger to his community
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Damon Arnette Stan
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Damon Arnette still has mini Richard Sherman potential
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@Raiders_Simp
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Ranking AFC West fanbases: 1. Raiders 2. Broncos 3. Chiefs 4. Chargers
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@PGutierrezESPN Hope he just laughs at olson
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Derek Carr as a Saint just makes sense
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@gm__golf Warrett Wlark
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Top 10 WRs in the NFL rn 1. Hunter Renfrow 2. Davante Adams 3. Tyreek Hill 4. Stefon Diggs 5. Jamarr Chase 6. Justin Jefferson 7. Cooper Kupp 8. DK Metcalf 9. Deebo Samuel 10. Brandin Cooks Honorable Mention: Mike Evans
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@Raiders Maxx is wearing a vest that tracks GPS and heart rate data. Its not a bra... these are super common in every pro sport
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@Raiders_Simp
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Its funny how Raiders fan are portrayed as the thugs yet we got Chiefs fans over here getting exposed for being pedos, robbing banks, and screaming the hard R at games
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@Raiders_Simp
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@wydccalamity Its a drug but it should be a legal one
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@Raiders_Simp
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@_biggwoo_ @shyg1rlzy @jaxajueny Only people who arent European believe racism doesnt exist over there
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@Raiders_Simp
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@BrettKollmann Oklahoma fans told me he sucked
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@EShunESPN Nice bait but no one's believing this
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Zay was the only person even close to the endzone. Carr basically HAD to force that ball in there and hope it worked because he had no other options. This is Olsons fault, not Carr
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@Raiders_Simp
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This would be dangerous CB: Gilmore Rock Ya-Sin Mullen Hobbs Averett Phillips FS: Moehrig Gillespie SS: Mathieu Abram
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@Raiders_Simp
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Maxx is such a dick sometimes and I love it 😂😂😂
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@Raiders_Simp
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@MrAxo1ot1 @BadMedicalTakes The evil spirits enter your body
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@Raiders_Simp
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We have hired Ed Dodds as our general manager.
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@Supawomannn @aliifil1 Absolutely not the reference I expected to see lmaoooo
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@PFF Only way to block him is using choke holds so I'd say 1
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@Raiders_Simp
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Us Raiders fans born 2002 or later are never going to see a superbowl in our life time. We are going to die old having watched our team suck for our entire lives. 80+ years of garbage. I hate this fucking team so much, so fucking much. 20 years of my life has been wasted
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@_MLFootball @GOTCITYTEA Seems like they handled it like adults and it wasnt forced. Moving on. Rumor pages just tryna slander stars for clicks
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@BosnianHD @dirtyydian At least communicate that youre not in the mood tho, dont be a dick stringing people along cause you wanna pretend youre the main character and not value other peoples time and feelings when you suddenly start ignoring them
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@NFL @FedEx Walker had a very meh game until that 74 yard run which made up half his statline. If were going off who the actual consostently better RB is, its JJ28
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@COCNATION_ @DailyLoud The 6% of people who said "wrong is wrong" are definitely rapists
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The refs from last night should be investigated for what they allowed to happen to Crosby. He gets mugged every play and they never call it
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@Keenan13Allen Underrated dont mean you aint performing like a top WR. It means youre performing but not getting the respect you deserve. The fact that people are putting you on the lists in the first place is proof that you arent being respected for your accomplishments and are then underrated
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@CondorSZN Cause the entire offense staff was getting overhauled anyways. Whoever comes in next as OC and HC were gonna bring in their own guys
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@Jalengr33n_SZN @TomPelissero He lead the Raiders of all teams to the 5th seed. Give him credit
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Go Raiders! 😋😊😈🖤
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@ESPNFantasy If you want to make easy money then take the over on the jets this year
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@RaidersBeat This is fake, on TV you could clearly see the stadium was almost all black
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I know it didnt end the way we wanted but I had an amazing season on this app with yall
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The tackle every time Maxx Crosby beats them on a pass rush
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How about we not go digging up old tweets of cle, sure he was a bust but hes a good dude. Yall getting toxic now
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