Horatio Quartzjixler
@Quartzjixler
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Before Twitter I used to hang out in a lighthouse and flash my thoughts using an Aldis lamp.
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Joined January 2014
Girl, are you a junk refrigerator left by the curb with the door still attached? Because I want to put a baby in you.
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RT @JeffNewtonTV: “I like, have a PhD from, like Berkeley, and like, i can’t get hired,like i dunno why, like what do i do like omigod, i m….
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: …no, I will act as your advocate, which is better than any dopey ombudsman.
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RT @LorazeKim: Me: whew. just ended a five year relationship.Friend: omg are you ok.Me: what. yeah. It wasn’t my relationship.
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RT @Bob_Janke: Cool. Make sure you collect all kinds of things from the Devil Comet and bring them all back to Earth. Roll it around in you….
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RT @LorazeKim: I’m not trying to be a cunt but…. Narrator: Oh but she was! She was trying to be a cunt. She was trying to be the cuntiest….
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RT @Bob_Janke: Is tennis the sport of kings because I thought the sport of kings was hunting with falcons. Or maybe that was polo. Either w….
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RT @mistrustme1: I will always feel inadequate it’s part of who I am. It makes me strive to be better tomorrow than I am today.
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RT @Bob_Janke: How do all these 47 year old dudes get 26 year old girlfriends? I wouldn't even know where to meet a 26 year old woman.
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RT @mistrustme1: Poets will break your heart with beauty, ink their words across your skin, each line a quiet target for the blade that sli….
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