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The new YouTube hyped feature is going well.

wild turkeys I would die for you

welcome

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should have been me

This is like when Disney named a movie Frozen so when people googled Disney Frozen you wouldn’t see stuff about his frozen head

Serebii Update: A new Pokémon Legends Z-A Mystery Gift has been announced to start today through "Get Via Internet". Gives players Mewtwonite X & Mewtwonite Y which activates the "Project M" Side Mission to catch Mewtwo Details @ https://t.co/NWlAdn5F0o

sad day

My uncle brought his new girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner. She's half his age and refers to herself in third person as "Hamburger Helper." She is a white woman who isn't even an anthropomorphic glove. I don't know her real name because my uncle also calls her "Hamburger Helper."

God forbid a white boy gets stuck in the tar and adjusts to the tar lifestyle

I had to make crossover fanart

i got 3 vaccines today. might get 4 tomorrow. might throw in 5 aborrions too. 6 7

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【悲報】 色違いヤミラミ、通常色に塗り替えられる

Every gift guide for guys assumes he shaves like 6x a day and does nothing but smoke meats and drink whiskey

still one of the funniest interactions ive had on here because i bought it already and gifted the game to 4 of my friends, me saying "yoink" was just a joke i commented like 3 hours after they tweeted it😭

Reminded of another time…

This is the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote common sense

“Affordability is a scam” is something a con artist would say to Homer Simpson and then be surprised when it works