Caitlin
@caitlin_mmm
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Xing Xing stan account / Dinosaur Appreciator / Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Texas, USA
Joined August 2010
My grandad married a doctor in her 30s actually and spent the rest of his life obsessed with her
Your grand dad got a 20 yr old woman that said: "Look, I baked you cookies." "Have you eaten yet?" "I'm proud of you" Today, you get a 30 yr old woman that says: "Look, I got a degree in studying bugs, aren't you proud, take me out to eat."
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👉🏼👌🏼
What’s the lore behind your birth?
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you’ll be having the worst day of your life and some man will be like “would being naked together make you feel better?” 🔫
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This is something I’ve tried to articulate so many times like babe you’re using marg night to cope with an email job and divorced parents you think you wouldn’t use substances to cope with homelessness?
and if this was my life—of course I’d use a substance to cope! Homeless folks are some of the most resourceful people on the planet. They wake up every day showing what survival looks like
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Huge if true
@jess_ann_pin It is not weird. The reason is women do not have agency, so guiding them is natural.
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Women like men who look healthy and healthy comes in many different forms
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PETA has always seemed like a psyop to make people think animal rights folks are deranged perverts
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don't call the position "on-site" if I aint allowed to fight anyone while I'm clocked in
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Bodybuilders don’t do that for us. They do it for other guys.
How do you explain to a bodybuilder that the guy on the right gets way more female attention than the one on the left
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@PanasonicDX4500 they didn't have any stuffing so I got you some chex mix instead
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“Your honor, I had to kill that other guy. She was simply too hot. Look at that rack of hers.”
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I love how she got blamed for the Trojan war just for being hot. You gotta think she was like wtf did *I* do??
Fun fact: nobody is certain what colour Helen of Troy's hair was. Both Homer and Sappho are vague about the matter, and depending on your interpretation and choice of text she could have been blonde, chestnut or red headed.
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Caffeine, delusion
how are you supposed to just get up and go to school and go to work and come home and make dinner and fold the laundry and not want to kill yourself the whole fucking time
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Trying to figure out what to wear to Thanksgiving which is something only I would care about
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Adults can date people of whatever age they want but let’s stop acting like this isn’t mostly just 43 year old men wanting to date 28 year old women lol
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The only people you ever hear about this “rule” from are guys in their 40s wanting to date girls in their 20s
@TrueSlazac is half your age plus seven rule just nonexistent now
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why isn't everybody horny everybody should be horny all the time come on guys wake up
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