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King Monada Stan. Before you DM me just know that ke broke, I don't even have petrol money to go to work nextweek.🙏🏿 https://t.co/lK2eqaeh5B
Joined July 2020
This hun at work asked me to go pump one of her tyres for her. Her license Disc expired in 2021 and i told her and all she said was " license disc ke eng " 😩😩😩
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From doing Tik Toks at Makro SA to making it into a Drake and Gordo music video
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It also decided that broke men don’t deserve love or support of any kind and that was okay according to Twitter 🤷🏿♂️.
Twitter has decided that single mothers don’t deserve love or support of any kind for as long as they live.
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How do you question someone who moves like this.
Musa khawula is the only source that doesn’t get questioned 😭.
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That's why he wanted to live with his father
My son already started that “i don’t like when girls wear makeup” shit . i said and i don’t like when niggas piss on my toilet seat. Shut that up real quick.
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You guys forget quickly because Cassper did it.
When I tell people we need to stop comparing ourselves to Americans this is a good example, 1 man beat an entire continent.
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No one has ever disputed that, problem is that most people think that the financial stability must come from one party not both.
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Really can’t wait for BoMma le Timmer to come visit ❤️
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I got 5 Distinctions but most importantly i passed all my modules 😭😭😭😭😭. Modimo ke Star 🥺🥺
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They need to keep quiet 🙏🏿
Has the EFF said anything about the 200 service fee in the JHB electricity?.
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They refused to pick you after those semi naked pictures you posted, ke life it happens.
You guys refuse to pick this girl and it’s killing me.
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Wearing jeans on a Sunday before 10 o'clock is just wild 😭😭😭.Mara away game ke away game.
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Dude was writing motivational quotes on Facebook on how hard work pays off 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ma'am you were shaken by di charges tsa R400 ☹️☹️
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That's why one has to respect @casspernyovest because he did it. Pitty you always had issues with him instead of getting inspired and taking notes
Its unfortunate that you start a career and never reach this level, life is unfair man ☹️.
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When it comes to looks only, everything else it's downhill.
Men are really spoilt for choice when it comes to women.
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He’s broke, he’s a loser, he’s lying, he lives off women but yet you dated the so called loser . Guess what that makes you 😭😭😭.
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That time her boyfriend was looking for her all over GP.
What a time 😂.
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Washing Machine bagged 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿. O shorta sound bar nou 😂😂😂
Things i need to buy for my place .1. Coffee Table.2. Washin machine.3. New clock ( since that other decided to fall ).4. Extra bed for other room.5. Sound bar. Salary: R4900 😭😭😭.
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Netting R81k a month just to rent a 2bed apartment for R41k pm is wild 💀💀.
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Guys i ordered a Kota from @ikotaCafe in Alberton and this is what i got 😭😭😭. Let me just cook because WTF 😭😭
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Y’all have superpowers till it’s time to notice IG wig scammers or when you friend is sleeping with your man ☹️.
do men not realize that we can immediately tell if they watch porn???.
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Another colleague lost his job today because of Alcohol ☹️☹️☹️.
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I am ready to go to bed, is it too early?.
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I just think gents don’t like women enough anymore. Yes back in 2017 ninjas would have moved mountains go r women now ninjas just don't care 💔.
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@theyhateura @officialgeewizz Calling your son Nigga sounds okay to you?.Telling your son that "i don't like when niggas piss on my toilet seat" sounds okay to you?.
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Update: .2 of them have been shot dead.1 is facing life.1 died when he got squashed inside a car they were using for heists and things . They found him holding the steering wheel bleeding out to his death.
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My neighbors daughter passed away on Sunday after she sneaked out and went to groove. The car they were traveling in (Toyota Etios ) fell off a bridge and caught fire. .
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When did you realise your friend is really a whore?.
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@Impactingright Ma'am as long as you don't have R500k chilling in your bank account for a rainy day you also fall into the broke bracket. There are some other mothers who don't know who their father of their kids are. Being a single parent can be due to alot of things.
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Anyways from Monday I’m walking to work since the bank took what belongs to them 😓😓. We shall pick up again 🙏🏿🙏🏿. Let’s focus on the house 👊🏿.
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Not Khanyi Mbau's boyfriend looking for her at the salon at 2am 😭😭😭😭. which salon opens till 2am 😭😭😭. Man's is really going through the most 💔
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Mihlali’s little sister is on TikTok talking about " Looking cute is for baby's I looks sexy and I'm a slay queen " i wonder who taught her to talk like that.
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Ele papao when it's time to settle the bill.
📍 Quiet boy era.
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People will blame alcohol that time South African driver's are bad drivers. They can't staying in there lanes, don't understanding anything about right of way, how to use the fast lane. That's why we have people who say " i won't move from the fast late if I'm driving 120km ".
Over 700 people killed on SA roads this month.
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How I got infected with HIV. I was 17, my friend and I went to a club to watch a performance by Chomee. During the performance, I spotted Tebogo Ndlovu (Zombo), and he was winking at me. He had lost a lot of weight. #BeyondSilence #letstalk.
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This is the man she was talking about kanti she's a side 😭😭😭
YFM presenter served with protection on order during show. According to Zimoja, YFM personality Dimpho Mokgotho ended her show at 2pm on Sunday while the police waited to serve her with a protection order. The drama took place in the full view of other people including security
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@abutitshepoo You know that they use charm to get away with everything and yena she's beautiful shem.
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3 bedroom apartment, 2017 BMW 3 series and occasional trip to Durban ninjas are winning . Let's goooooooo
Get that 9-5 gent, with a career and go 60/40 my girl. The boys are down bad outside there ohk.
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Your boyfriend can't imagine, it's his reality. 😭😭😭.
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Cooking pap on the first link up is insane mara Raw sex isn’t but let’s continue. 😂😭😭😭.
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Lol guys sex is performed by two adults that know very well that if they have unprotected sex a child will be the end result.
Indoda will really mithisa you at the peak of your career sana.
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Master KG dating Faith Nketsi is so random.
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Cuba Gooding Jr, Yung Miami, Justin Combs & Stevie J are part of the Diddy list
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@Papi_Trulo @theyhateura @officialgeewizz My mother has always called me by my birth names. Both my parents have never called me ninja, we were raised different and I’m glad that they never called me by that.
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😭😭😭😭😭
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@Sithembile00 A 5 year old is talking about drinking Veuve, being a slay queen , getting pregnant and having a baby and that's normal to you? .Please don't ever write things about me while you don't know me 🙏🏿.
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Ka allowance?
I’m gonna move out when I can finally afford to BUY IT CASH which is REAL SOON 🤭.
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@Ndo__M You want to compare Cass to CB? 😂😂😂. Ey enjoy your Sunday I don’t have the energy to even explain . Fact still remains, Cass did it.
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@TheTown7011 That’s the nice thing about it, it’s for the love of the game. If only he was making millions 😭😭😭 he deserves it tbh.
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Not you mate, you called someone's mother whom you don't even know a "Scabaresh " you even went as far as bashing Mohale's family. You came for his person and his child. You even told the TL that you have a Gun which is triggary happy. You are part of the problem.
There are no demons .There is no mental illness . South African Men don’t view women as other people , that’s why it’s so easy for them to take their lives . Simple.
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Women negotiate like terrorists.
No shade but if you want access to your kid anytime you want you marry their Mom
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Me when we finally land in Ukraine:
Guys, do you think if Cupcake were to call on all men aged 18-35 to defend SA in WW3 , we would win??.
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@Yokwe_Kwanele Like bro it's simple.Don't drink till after 10pm .Eat solid food before you sleep.Don't drink bottles because they take longer to get out of your body.If you know that you had a wild night just call in sick 🤷🏿♀.
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I swear King Monada has a song for every situation/ predicament 😭😭
JUST IN: Limpopo NPA confirms popular musician 'Shebeshxt' is in custody on charges of attempted murder, assault, damage to property, discharge of firearm. Lehlogonolo Chauke appeared in Lebowakgomo Magistrates' Court today were he was denied bail.
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@Oumaka2 The person who was sentenced to life has been involved in heists since 2009 ☹️☹️. You honestly believe that they will change?.
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They're actually checking if the people who are advocating for equal pay are actually supporting instead of just tweeting.
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You guys always complain about MacG yet y'all still watch his podcast? Ndlozi did so many interviews but you decided to watch and complain about the one ya MacG. Some of us don't watch RHO because it isn't our cup of tea, you'll never see us complaining about it.
just saw a snippet of uNdlozi on that podcast unpacking the culture of innocence and how it shames the girl child from embracing their pleasure, and the first thing that Venda Hustler could ask was "when did you lose your virginity, bro". yuck.
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Mac G said it and they said he hates women.
We keep telling ya'll that there's no way your favourite influencers can afford the lives they're living. We shall be vindicated one day.
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“ 9-5 men are broke and they can’t afford our lifestyle ”. Now you have a criminal record 😭😭😭.
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Baby blue has a new Big sister. I named her Pearl 🥺🥺. Modimo he star 🙏🏿
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Birthed by South African women so i don't know what yall expected 😔😔
Ey SA men and their height ☹️.
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@oddeomontle Some kids are stubborn regardless of how you try to raise them. This young lady has been a nuisance to the father, she's been dating older men ( she's still in highschool) drinking, coming home late, skipping school, sleeping outside.
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But Mprue did say that kokoleo cheats on Kim every 2 weeks or monthly when they had a fallout ☹️☹️☹️.
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1. Bought some bricks and cement . And yes you can just see gore it's a building in Limpopo. 2. Bought a GXB T shirt ( been wanting to own one )
Mental health check in . gents only, what is something nice you have done for yourself lately?.
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