nghezi Profile Banner
nghezi Profile
nghezi

@ughramik

Followers
41,595
Following
378
Media
4,643
Statuses
98,840

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined August 2017
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Yves Saint Laurent is definitely the hardest name in history
599
14K
130K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
This man is more versatile than potatoes
@NotMarkTangent
Mark Tan ひ
4 years
drake on 21 savage’s album vs drake on bryson tiller’s album
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
149
17K
86K
178
23K
100K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Breaking up on bad terms is very important 🤞🏾
313
8K
70K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Measuring your worth using alcohol is so crazy, y'all hate yourselves
209
8K
42K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
Can we start a thread of South Africans wylin?😭😭 I'll start
2K
13K
28K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Washing down food with alcohol is absolutely horrible
@GomolemoMzansi
Gee 👑
1 year
Unpopular opinions about food that will have you in this position?
Tweet media one
280
172
538
281
4K
28K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Your girlfriend can really wake up and choose to go bald without warning and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
633
3K
24K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
There's no way I'm reading all that Zulu, congratulations or my condolences 🙏🏾
@TanaPanguene
BabesWePasta
1 year
I sent my boyfriend these … and his response was 🥺🥺
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
352
559
7K
542
4K
23K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Sleep is such a beautiful concept, you just close your eyes and enter a trance where nobody and nothing matters for those few hours
65
5K
21K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
After an hour you'll feel a hunger you've never experienced before
@lekoakoa
Ke_matasatasa 𝕏
2 years
this >>>
Tweet media one
85
527
4K
328
4K
21K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
I always check the @ and be like nevermind 😭
345
5K
20K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
I just want to say thank you to all the guys who date women who post photos in underwear so we don't have to 🙏🏾
269
4K
20K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
If you have a favourite ex please don't even look in my direction 😭😭
105
4K
19K
@ughramik
nghezi
11 months
If I bite into a hotdog and it's a carrot in there someone is going to die
@itu_nadia
ITUMELENG🕯️🌊
11 months
Vegan hotdogs be like😂😂😂
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
88
94
502
135
6K
18K
@ughramik
nghezi
8 months
Grounds for a breakup
@layxsnv
solé
8 months
me after the club
Tweet media one
140
5K
26K
230
3K
16K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Americans are some fat ass people
@Masaka83
Sarx
1 year
Hear me out..
Tweet media one
287
216
2K
186
3K
16K
@ughramik
nghezi
7 months
There's a woman out there who's scared to send a good morning message to her boyfriend because apparently it may ruin his day 💀
317
3K
16K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
KFC only bangs if you eat it once in a while fr
103
2K
15K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Y'all don't beat your children and it is very evident
264
3K
14K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
Unresolved childhood trauma
41
4K
14K
@ughramik
nghezi
10 months
Personally I'd never involve myself in physical fights
218
4K
14K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
They are trying to hate on the only outfit that makes sense for a horseracing event
@MinnieDlamini
Minnie Dlamini
2 years
Off to the races #HDJ2022
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
201
640
14K
62
2K
14K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Being South African means you get suspicious when you've had electricity for too long
108
2K
14K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Treating people like shit isn't the flex y'all think it is
@IAmLilRico
Lil Rico ⑨
1 year
After we fúck please don’t text me talkin bout “ i made it home “ IDC…😭💀
178
285
958
32
3K
13K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
I need to remind myself that I'm in my 20s and I can't keep spending every weekend indoors, there's life to live out there 😭
55
3K
12K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Did we all fall into some really HEAVY sleep last night?
515
2K
12K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
There's a guy at Golf Reef City who has been doing this for years
@21metgala
21
1 year
Lil Nas X at #MetGala
Tweet media one
2K
3K
23K
171
2K
11K
@ughramik
nghezi
9 months
Corn flakes are only nice when you eat them once in a while
88
2K
10K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
My contribution to society is being very quick at ATMs
45
3K
10K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Fuck SAPS, fuck Eskom, Fuck the ANC and fuck Desmond Tutu
554
1K
9K
@ughramik
nghezi
9 months
Going through my following and expecting to see niggas is crazy
@zandisiiwezwane
Luu🇵🇸🇨🇩💙
9 months
😭when you go into his followings and it looks like an all girls school <<<<<<
35
141
614
92
3K
9K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
@Pamela_vukosi @JustTumo To avoid a fully grown adult texting you dumb shit for 3 years
29
506
9K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
I hate how South Africans groove themselves into another strict lockdown and still act surprised
38
2K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
I almost fell in the drain while showering today 🙈
@Dedication_N
𝐍𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐨
2 years
Skinny gents >
96
359
2K
252
1K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
9 months
Being the one who announces loadshedding in the household isn't an easy task but someone's gotta do it
102
2K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
Porridge is the biggest scam, 2 hours after eating it you'll feel like you havent eaten in years
@n0sanity_
.
3 years
this >>>
Tweet media one
143
774
5K
119
1K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
The woman needs to love the man more for it to work
@_AyandaB
Heart Fairy ✨
1 year
Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?
Tweet media one
2K
1K
7K
268
2K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
If anything, chocolate ice cream should be discontinued
@nkosiituumeleng
todayodious.ethᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
4 years
Chocolate ice cream is that girl 🤤
Tweet media one
12
96
558
162
4K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
South Africans wanna claim Elon Musk and Doja Cat so much, please leave them alone 😭
126
1K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
Uber eats prices will make you wanna leave your house and go to the restaurant yourself
73
1K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Poverty food is so delicious tho, that bread with butter and peanut butter combo with tea is lethal 😭🤞🏾
337
759
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
The misogyny >>>
@moza_onassis
Moza Wa GQ
1 year
This situation right here is the most lit emajiteni , the laughter , the jokes ,,the stories
Tweet media one
300
849
6K
135
1K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Jungle oats is literally the best breakfast ever
132
1K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
If i knew how to dance id be such a problem at groove
57
2K
8K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
Nobody: Niggas on their WhatsApp statuses when their mom sends them to buy bread:
228
2K
7K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
South African women been ahead of the curve
46
1K
7K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
GAU-train
@sunkissedseba
𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐚
1 year
A Gautrain that runs to Cape Town 🕯🕯🕯🕯
78
347
2K
135
844
7K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Audi cars are so slept on
163
1K
7K
@ughramik
nghezi
7 months
You guys try so hard to be nonchalant on this app, wrap it up 😂
@Tsolomm
Makabe Tsolo
7 months
It’s very unattractive when a girl is in love with you
139
35
175
31
2K
7K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
R27 per litre
@Todi_M2
Di Helleng 2.0
2 years
Night drives are necessary
12
28
141
54
2K
7K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
I need y'all to understand that I did not mean the hardest name to spell because why did someone respond saying Vereeniging????😭
20
97
7K
@ughramik
nghezi
9 months
Deep within cuddles worrying about other people, Imma need that nigga to hold you a bit tighter
81
2K
7K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
We can't keep blaming Angie
Tweet media one
314
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
7 months
There's no way y'all actually feel that way about your girlfriends irl💀
191
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Jolang guys, if it fails, jola hape
44
2K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
All of this just for alcohol? Women who base their entire personality on club culture and chasing rich men tend to behave like rats
81
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
It feels weird when loadshedding gets suspended, what am I supposed to do with all this electricity?
54
947
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
I wish there was an option to turn off the wifi connection for WhatsApp ONLY
71
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
9 months
It's just me and this R400 against the entire August
149
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
6 months
Buying 2 different brands of bread in one shopping trip is the most diabolical thing I've ever seen
69
556
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
I genuinely never feel well rested, even if I sleep for 10 hours
57
2K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
School is hard but theres no way I'm losing this battle
18
2K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
The guy in black is the perfect example of how I'm just winging life
57
2K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Noodles made out of a pot slap way better than microwave noodles
84
922
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
I'm overdue for a new pair of sneakers
26
2K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
"Akusafani"
@sk1tguru
Luu🇿🇦
2 years
Tweet media one
132
107
1K
231
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
I am so scared of how huge next year will be for me
24
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
😭😭
328
1K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
9 months
Zulu folks snapped w the term "sthandwa sam"
40
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
8 months
If they sell gwinyas in your neighborhood you need to work harder
@charleezzy_
bae (munch)
8 months
guys how many gwinyas can you get for R10 where you live?
121
6
63
554
1K
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Stage 2 loadshedding doesn't even feel right, what am I supposed to do with all this electricity?
54
780
6K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
I still prefer this weather over sweating and dealing with mosquitoes
52
2K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
8 months
Ase WhatsApp mo
@hlovo_
Hlovo
8 months
📍
Tweet media one
3
3
49
145
569
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
One thing I enjoyed mastering the most this year is my ability to keep it moving, I can't dwell on certain situations anymore It's not worth it
10
2K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
5 months
Nothing will ruin my day quicker than someone trying to discuss money moves here
@KingDon_za
Shotgun
5 months
We gents sit like this but never share opportunities and actually build each other, all we do is get drunk and talk about women 😭💔
Tweet media one
598
729
5K
60
1K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Redbull gives you wings fr
@bantu_bhungane
Man City South Africa
1 year
SupaMega
Tweet media one
29
405
5K
237
778
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
We passing all our modules this year yeah?
49
895
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
That black cherry pinpop had us ALL in a chokehold 😭
15
870
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
7 months
Bungee jumping is already a no for me but bungee jumping and being dipped like a Joko teabag too is insane
91
1K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
"Money always comes back" is a dangerous motto to live by
63
1K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
Niggas who hate on J Cole did bad in English classes
40
948
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
10 months
Because she is?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@JordanPariahV2
Jay. 🖤
10 months
South Africans have convinced themselves that Shomadjozi is on fukumean 😭😭😭
44
29
269
31
695
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
Anyone else close their WhatsApp when they see someone typing?😭
54
897
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Life after highschool
Tweet media one
21
1K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
Nobody Tall people:
Tweet media one
157
2K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
Gorgeous gorgeous girls see stars when they stand up too fast
43
881
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
People think they score maturity points for not posting WhatsApp statuses
@TheGreatLerato
Lerato
3 years
Posting WhatsApp statuses is a bit embarrassing. Isn’t it? 😭
115
247
2K
33
1K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Bro is hiding a Renault Kwid in his mouth
263
562
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
Nothing beats the pap, chakalaka and braai meat meal
34
851
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
You just wake up grand one day
27
1K
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Posting photos on your Instagram story is so much better than posting them on your feed
11
882
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Letting this nigga nut in you is insane
@ShaunStylist
ShaunStylist
1 year
1+1=2+1=3 My family
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
184
262
8K
153
601
5K
@ughramik
nghezi
2 years
I hope today isnt gonna be 2 March for us to handle
30
730
4K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
Life used to be so simple 😫
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
55
1K
4K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Idk how to explain it but Tiktok is ruining this genre
@yosushi__
sushi.b 🇿🇦
1 year
guys ?? 😂 i think i got something 😭😭🔥 wait for the beat drop 🔥
36
299
2K
111
693
4K
@ughramik
nghezi
3 years
South African grandparents when they see your ps5
Tweet media one
39
523
4K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
She obviously has access to his phone because she is the bread winner
@TheeNomthandazo
StormBorn with a SunnyHeart
4 years
Take notes gents😊
620
1K
5K
457
903
4K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Hmm this wouldn't have been a problem if she was on a Gautrain or a flight...
@Mathobelasbongs
Sbonga Mathobela
1 year
“Sibaw 4 lapho we Dj Zinhle”😭
Tweet media one
361
2K
10K
43
530
4K
@ughramik
nghezi
4 years
Virgins thinking about the hug you gave them today
43
974
4K
@ughramik
nghezi
1 year
Nota wouldn't last a day in America
139
461
4K