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@ughramik
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Joined August 2017
Yves Saint Laurent is definitely the hardest name in history.
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I feel like itβs actually impossible to cook without onions.
Onions really take food to the next level.
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Breaking up on bad terms is very important π€πΎ.
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Measuring your worth using alcohol is so crazy, y'all hate yourselves.
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Why did it have to be 40 days? . Heβs about to brainwash his cult even further π.
Pastor Paseka 'Mboro' Motsoeneng held his first church service after spending 40 days in jail. He spoke to eNCA's @HloniMtimkulu about his prison experience earlier on. #DStv403 #eNCA
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Can we start a thread of South Africans wylin?ππ.I'll start .
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Washing down food with alcohol is absolutely horrible.
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Your girlfriend can really wake up and choose to go bald without warning and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
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There's no way I'm reading all that Zulu, congratulations or my condolences ππΎ.
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TikTok content creators will betray you. You will rot in bed laughing at their videos kante they are doing their honours in Actuarial Scienceππ.
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Sleep is such a beautiful concept, you just close your eyes and enter a trance where nobody and nothing matters for those few hours.
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I always check the @ and be like nevermind π.
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I just want to say thank you to all the guys who date women who post photos in underwear so we don't have to ππΎ.
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If you have a favourite ex please don't even look in my direction ππ.
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If I bite into a hotdog and it's a carrot in there someone is going to die.
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These iPhones charge like 3 times a day π.
Having a phone that you charge once a day is such an underrated luxury.
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There's a woman out there who's scared to send a good morning message to her boyfriend because apparently it may ruin his day π.
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All I realised from my post yesterday is that a lot of you nggas have never been in love before and I genuinely feel sorry for the women yall are pursuing if you think what I did is simping. Love and light fellasππΎ.
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KFC only bangs if you eat it once in a while fr.
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Y'all don't beat your children and it is very evident.
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They are trying to hate on the only outfit that makes sense for a horseracing event.
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Personally I'd never involve myself in physical fights.
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Been at my girls place since Thursday πποΈ.
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Being South African means you get suspicious when you've had electricity for too long.
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Treating people like shit isn't the flex y'all think it is.
After we fΓΊck please donβt text me talkin bout β i made it home β IDCβ¦ππ.
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Yall hate your girlfriends so much . Every morning before I leave the house I actually dread how I have to breathe the same air as other women.
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I need to remind myself that I'm in my 20s and I can't keep spending every weekend indoors, there's life to live out there π.
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Did we all fall into some really HEAVY sleep last night?.
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There's a guy at Golf Reef City who has been doing this for years.
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Imagine how much Mac G is making π.
Lerato Nxumalo reveals her YouTube earnings for the past 28 days totaling to over $3.200 which is equivalent to R58 000.
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Corn flakes are only nice when you eat them once in a while.
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My contribution to society is being very quick at ATMs.
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Donβt commit suicide yet guys, go satlo ba monate.
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Iβm overdue for a weekend away at a really beautiful Airbnb.
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I hate how South Africans groove themselves into another strict lockdown and still act surprised.
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Being the one who announces loadshedding in the household isn't an easy task but someone's gotta do it.
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I almost fell in the drain while showering today π.
Skinny gents >.
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Porridge is the biggest scam, 2 hours after eating it you'll feel like you havent eaten in years.
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Iβm going into 2025 with my woman who says 100 when I say 1 β€οΈ.
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If anything, chocolate ice cream should be discontinued.
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Chocolate ice cream is that girl π€€
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Poverty food is so delicious tho, that bread with butter and peanut butter combo with tea is lethal ππ€πΎ.
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South Africans wanna claim Elon Musk and Doja Cat so much, please leave them alone π.
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Uber eats prices will make you wanna leave your house and go to the restaurant yourself.
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The misogyny >>>.
This situation right here is the most lit emajiteni , the laughter , the jokes ,,the stories
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Jungle oats is literally the best breakfast ever.
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I thought my problems were bad, crashing a M135i that isnβt yours and that you CANNOT afford is worse π.
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If i knew how to dance id be such a problem at groove.
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Nobody:. Niggas on their WhatsApp statuses when their mom sends them to buy bread:.
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I have a theory about how whoever purchases a truck does so knowing that they already secured a contract . No way youβre buying this just to still go out and hustle for work π.
DJ Jaivane, who bought two Porsches in July this year, has now also acquired a new truck.
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I need y'all to understand that I did not mean the hardest name to spell because why did someone respond saying Vereeniging????π.
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Deep within cuddles worrying about other people, Imma need that nigga to hold you a bit tighter.
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There's no way y'all actually feel that way about your girlfriends irlπ.
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All of this just for alcohol?. Women who base their entire personality on club culture and chasing rich men tend to behave like rats.
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It feels weird when loadshedding gets suspended, what am I supposed to do with all this electricity?.
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It's just me and this R400 against the entire August.
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I wish there was an option to turn off the wifi connection for WhatsApp ONLY.
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Buying 2 different brands of bread in one shopping trip is the most diabolical thing I've ever seen.
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I genuinely never feel well rested, even if I sleep for 10 hours.
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School is hard but theres no way I'm losing this battle.
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The guy in black is the perfect example of how I'm just winging life.
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Noodles made out of a pot slap way better than microwave noodles.
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I am so scared of how huge next year will be for me.
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"Akusafani".
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If they sell gwinyas in your neighborhood you need to work harder.
guys how many gwinyas can you get for R10 where you live?.
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Stage 2 loadshedding doesn't even feel right, what am I supposed to do with all this electricity?.
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I still prefer this weather over sweating and dealing with mosquitoes.
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Di kgama go feta di tsotsi tsa Soshanguve.
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One thing I enjoyed mastering the most this year is my ability to keep it moving, I can't dwell on certain situations anymore . It's not worth it.
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Nothing will ruin my day quicker than someone trying to discuss money moves here.
We gents sit like this but never share opportunities and actually build each other, all we do is get drunk and talk about women ππ
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Redbull gives you wings fr.
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That black cherry pinpop had us ALL in a chokehold π.
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Bungee jumping is already a no for me but bungee jumping and being dipped like a Joko teabag too is insane.
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"Money always comes back" is a dangerous motto to live by.
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Because she is?
South Africans have convinced themselves that Shomadjozi is on fukumean πππ.
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Niggas who hate on J Cole did bad in English classes.
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