Rene 🪐
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God paid my student fees. I prayed and asked Him to make that 71k disappear, I told Him I didn’t know how and it wasn’t for me to understand. He did that today. It disappeared. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤍.
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My grandparents haven’t had loadshedding for a while so now my gogo is praising Minister of Electricity and said she’s voting for ANC 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Time to hide that ID 😭😭😭😭😭.
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And at the sacrifice of these 💔
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Does Adele know how much money we would’ve willingly paid for her in South Africa?.
Experiencing the One and Only bridge is like being able to take a peak into heaven I swear
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At the polls next year, I’m going to be one of the youth who won’t forget the number of classmates who were defunded in the middle of the year, others not receiving allowances and others deregistering. 157 980 NSFAS ghost students paid. 80 000 losing funding for 2024.
WATCH | Tertiary education funding to be cut by R13.7bn
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Everyone going wtf is X meanwhile I’m holding onto the blue bird for dear life
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Deep down I lacked motivation and wanted to get out of that h*ll hole. 🫠
Isithombe sakho ufunda uMatric.🤲🏾.
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Prayers to Kiernan’s mom, DJ Zinhle, Kairo and Nadia. One of the greatest rappers of South Africa with one of the greatest discographies. This is beyond shocking. RIP AKA. 🕊️💔.
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Tarka’s outfit videos have been on Instagram for months. Once they reach Twitter, people start searching for her family and bookmarking? Social media continues to show how dangerous it can be, it’s not even “impressive investigative skills”.
My baby brother and his daughter Tarka whale watching with us in Plett #specialtimes with Granny Gay http://t.co/CGfzOb2J83.
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Yaphela kanjalo ke into yam noRapeleng.
taken on the day of my aunt’s funeral and he showed up almost everyday that week to support & comfort me 🥺😭❤️
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Me listening to the new Tyler, The Creator and Doja Cat rn because we’re not losing in music
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Watching my classmates who are NSFAS beneficiaries get defunded, my friends try to get loans and myself who has debt with no funding plan. Student funding is such a battle in SA, government has no solid plan, families can’t afford sending their children to tertiary. Insane.
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@kngdvo I definitely have “what would happen if I did this” thoughts but they could NEVER reach this level 😭😭😭.
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Real ones know. Peak TV.
When were your simpler times ?.
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Siwile as a country
Age yourself by naming a store from your past that no longer exists. 🙈.
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Me yesterday: “We have R35 to our names.”.My friend: “And a 71k debt waiting.”. WE LAUGH like any other day. 5 days out of fasting. Cool. 😭👍🏾. Today, congratulations email comes in, I go double check and fee statement says 0.00. I’ve cried the whole day. What a Father.
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taken on the day of my aunt’s funeral and he showed up almost everyday that week to support & comfort me 🥺😭❤️
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Bree Street in JHB CBD splitting into half due to a gas explosion is not what we need rn. The government is going to take so long fixing it meanwhile it’s one of the busiest roads 💀.
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Sorry. I got it done. Peer pressure works. Please clap for me, that was traumatising. Going to take a nap now.
Being 20yrs old+ without a drivers license is crazy.
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@johnwaterscunt @astoldbysimmy He really said he thought omg is from the periodic table and I began to envy being offline like him 😩.
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Nevermind a high school reunion, we need a primary school reunion.
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When I find my people for life, may we be this hot and successful 🥹.
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The VISA and Discovery Bank findings on SA spending are so interesting. The top 3 restaurants were KFC, McDonalds and Spur. And y’all said Spur fell off 😭🫵🏽.
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All Ramaphosa has done is experiment with the country. Where are the resources for this? If the UK is in shambles, what makes you think the we, a third world country, can pull the National Health Insurance Bill off?.
PRESIDENT RAMAPHOSA TO PUBLICLY SIGN NATIONAL HEALTH INSURANCE BILL INTO LAW. President @CyrilRamaphosa will on Wednesday, 15 May 2024, publicly sign into law the National Health Insurance Bill which directs the transformation of the South Africa’s health care system to achieve.
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the hairstylist when Summer Walker told her the hairstyle she wanted her “WHOLE LIFE”😭
Summer Walker shows off her new look on Instagram:. “Legit wanted this hair style my whole life 🖤🥺👅”
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I literally asked Him to make it “disappear out of nowhere” after serving at youth camp & heard a teacher’s testimony. My friend & I cracked SO MANY jokes about how we haven’t registered but prayed and fasted over it. And I’ve never qualified for any funding relief. BUT???😭.
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Everyone’s just feeling sorry for that poor innocent baby who didn’t ask to be brought into a toxic household😩#TheUltimatumSA
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While you guys email the school that might not do anything, don’t forget that it’s a criminal offence and racist white South Africans must suffer the consequences.
racism won’t end anytime soon. you can feel the pain in Sonwabile’s voice.but Vote DA bafethu
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@Queen_Finxa “That’s what we’re here for” ⭐️ this is why you need genuine friends who have sound minds and know how to think and advice you. Not people who are going to say yes and enable your stupidity.
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They HIJACKED a Pikitup truck to break the Jabulani Mall gates. Please tell me South Africa is not a real place.
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@sedsaad_ @Whotfismick let’s normalise understanding that toxic, unhealthy, abusive and narcissistic parents exist and cause pain & trauma regardless of how much you may love them.
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Like Sis Thembi said, learn to keep quiet about your plans. You’ll tell people thinking they have your best interests at heart when they’re actually your enemies plotting your downfall and using muthi. 💀#Dlozlami.
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@IChoseViolences “It’s not karaoke to us, it’s a performance” he’s so right because every video I see, they’re giving their ALL 😭😭😭.
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@Thee_Cherri @Noxx_zondi_ “Remember this recipe is for the audience, not the victim”.“Once you’re done, you can scoop all of this directly into the trash right where it belongs” 🤣🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾.
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@Anele Slowly getting convinced that the humility you put on 947 is just an act and it switches off after 9am.
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Zolisa Xaluva deserves to be acknowledged and awarded for all the amazing work he has done on our TV screens before it’s too late bc yoh! That man can act! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#GomoraMzanzi
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Also the girl who created the Re Squeezeng In video wasn’t happy with Nandos using it without her permission or paying her. Now Daliwonga creates a song copying ALL her words with ZERO credit. This is madness.
Daliwonga previews a new single “Re Lokeleng” produced by Mas Musiq amid “Re Squeezeng In” trend . What do you guys think? #resqueezengin #amapiano
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@killahBEENbee bleeding and suffering from day 2 pain combined with fatigue and other struggles for the rest of our adult lives until menopause doesn’t make sense to me, I’m in shock and confusion every month 😭.
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Things I learnt in today’s #Dlozlami episode:.1. Always have a broom, sea salt and Jeyes fluid. 2. People use the money you borrow them for dark things then return it to you. 3. Wash the windows because that’s where evil spirits enter. 4. Be aware of your tenants.
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@WifeOfAristotle The comments under this tweet are honestly shocking and disgusting 💔 because it highlights how GBV is unimportant and mocked by mostly men and it shows why it’ll never get better in South Africa. I pray this girl finds safety, healing and justice. 🤍.
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@Mmakgosidarling And got recruited as a hacker. Hacked the Russians and worked with the police. The things we were watching 😭.
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@beyspope The sad thing about deadbeats is how it’s often the children searching for the parent, not the parent ☹️ a CHILD.
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@Iggy27_ 1. Academic validation is the only validation you (I) need.2. Working in what you’re passionate in or your purpose is fulfilling.3. I must make money so I can chill for as long as I want and all that work will get me there 🫶🏽.
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@iamdoechii The way he just STOOD there patiently waiting for it to come back when he threw it like a damn ball 😭😭😭😭
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@MDNnewss @GodessOshun Everytime you’ll be convinced that nothing more will shock you, and the craziest real life situations will be released on the SA internet for you to say “yho” the whole week 💀💀💀.
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Salamina came out and said the couples are here to update us and that’s really all we got. No accountability, no drama. Just diplomacy 🥲 #TheUltimatumSA
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@Am_Blujay Sizwe just walked away after that intro with his lobola outfit and flipped the cover of his iPad like a man who just wrapped a business presentation and I thought it was some inside joke UNTIL- 😭.
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I know that every time I see Dr Musa or DJ Zinhle trending, it’s just bitter people hoping for the downfall of their marriages. One day the ugly thoughts and words you sow and have for others will be what you reap while they continue to be blessed.
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@tandOorh The chaos in a taxi is so funny, you forget your life problems and the problems that might come with public transport because of ma Zulu 🤣😭😭😭. Imagine “ohhh wuwe bhuti, wena number 6”😭.
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@Julius_S_Malema @ramichuene You’re always randomly found under tweets that have sgaxas, it’s never not funny and weird 😭😭😭😭😭🤣.
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Seeing Akhumzi trend and reading all the memories that his friends have shared on the TL is the content I needed to make me smile today. What a beautiful soul.
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After my PhD I can be a stay at home mom and wife. Right now I can’t take chances. Not in this economy.
Welcoming your husband home with freshly baked cinnamon rolls??? I’d get her pregnant again🥹
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Only lukewarm Christians and those who want motivational sermons are going to be offended by and uncomfortable from the actual truth that is in the Word. Rorisang isn’t saying what your selective ears want to hear. You want to go to God as you are and expect to stay as you are.
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@Todi_M2 @DimakatsoSupe This is why (amongst many other reasons) their support is stagnant and never appeals to us black people.
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@the_tebs_ @__hazelr My mom said last night “she’s crying because everyone’s been giving daddy attention and she didn’t get any from him” 🤣🤣🤣.
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Men who have been dickriding Tory and mocking a black woman’s pain are suddenly pushing the “Free Tory” narrative and are STILL trying to paint Meg as the villain. Misogyny is taking a L today. 💜 #WeStandWithMegan.
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@pmcafrica Telling them to not cry as if they didn’t experience something traumatic, their own peer getting hit by a stray bullet, is wild.
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@mbalis_bakery Americans in the comments saying “don’t piss me off” but this tweet was never for them or their culture. Gosh! We’re tired!.
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The itis that I’d be suffering from? I’d stop teaching and give them a free period.
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@Anitta_Nxusa “You don’t have to be an influencer” but tickets were fully booked out at 12pm sharp no matter how early you were on the website ✋🏾😭.
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Eish guys for context, the relationship didn’t end this month but months ago* 🤣 . I’m sorry to everyone suffering from the full moon and mercury energade 🫶🏽.
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@Sebja_12 No because my sister was flexing with her Carrol Boyes so I’m also about to create content with my Caroline Booysens from PEP! 🥺🙏🏾
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@ngcebomcobothi1 The way we’re Dolphin’s internet aunts and uncles but had no idea what his real name is funny yet beautiful 🤣❤️.
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@Nduey_Escobar I wasn’t supposed to laugh. It’s the tone and possible voice that I read this in 😭😭😭.
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@xx_pru @TalithaJLokwe @TkMatakanye This must be one of the quickest Twitter money owed-resolution I’ve ever seen😭👌🏾.
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@SoulFairy3 not to go against the knowledge you’ve taught us on this app but if i had kids I’d even dip into the education funds and replace later 😩.
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@IpfiMasikhwa The smartest idea. Personally I think “accidentally forgetting” to turn on the main switch after 3 days will work since homegirl is willing to die in the voting queue for ANC 😭😒.
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We also went to high school with misogynistic boys who reinforced rape culture. They were always left unchecked. It’s the same exhausting cycle reproduced over and over but we we are painted as the mad ones for pointing it out. The root of the problem. #JusticeForRefilweMofokeng.
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@AyndaMthimkhulu When someone says they want to get up in the morning and be a hater, this is what they mean 😭 top-tier hating.
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@Jabu_Macdonald @galimalomane First two frames had primary school me in a chokehold including Ben Kunutu’s accident + Mapitsi being pregnant and Rachel exposing it. What a time! 😩😩😩.
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@bolognabutvegan @arthfobic and she started making the album during the covid pandemic in 2020.
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