I've been to Australia once, in 1998, and nothing that's happened there since is my fault.

Hey @duolingo - I had almost a year friend streak going with Violet and suddenly today our streak disappeared, and so we had to start over again. Neither of us missed the day! But we miss our streak. Can you help fix this?

Ice Cream Sunset #southold #longisland.

RT @WraithLaFrentz: Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈 . Angel on my shoulder….

RT @RileyMooreWV: It was a terrible thing to take Catholic nuns to court to force them to pay for abortions. It’s just plain evil to conti….

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

RT @elaine_stritch: scientists tried to measure the amount of Broad in this clip and it blew up their lab

RT @walterkirn: You've been living inside Hillary Clinton's epic shit fit for nine years and it's time to get out.

RT @PapistWhimsy: Why do we even have that lever?

RT @peterdutton: @0xGeez @InternetH0F Let me amend my comment. Cartoons in 1950 were not just great, they were the best they've ever been….

RT @jbarro: Democrats should stop looking for little new ways to make life more annoying

RT @isabellasg3: Everyone hating on Jeff Bezos wedding but I ordered on Amazon at 10pm last night and it's at here at 9am this morning . En….

RT @ratlpolicy: All this tells me is that Mamdani's high school classmates were smarter than the average NYC Democrat primary voter.

RT @Chris_arnade: The watering down & expansion of the label extreme — to include a warm & humid summer day in the 90s — has added to peopl….

RT @Thinkwert: This is what we lost to “smartphones”

RT @SeamusNua: Church historian in 2500:. The zuchetto was originally a skullcap. The first American pope Leo XIV modified the zuchetto to….

RT @sav_says_: Just watched 2 white liberals stop traffic and tell a mother who was begging to go to work, that illegals and their children….

RT @doubtpointv2: It's pretty obviously Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode.

RT @frobrien: YES. People who are traveling are often alone, many are bored, many are on their way to something awesome (a wedding or reuni….

RT @powerbottomdad1: you never want to be the drunkest person at a wedding. but you definitely dont want to miss being in the top 10.

RT @s8mb: Imagine just enjoying AI, single-use plastics, Ozempic, social media, ultra-processed food, smartphones, air fryers, Uber, seed o….