Oh yeah now we're talkin'

De verdad estoy empezando a creer que afuera piensan que todos los venezolanos tenemos un barrilito de petróleo, tipo que nos lo asignan al nacer y si nos lo quitan nos morimos. Nuestro petrolcrux

Yall scared to moan, I be in her ear like…

I don't know when Elon pushed the update that automatically translated posts but man did that hit at just the right time

Lo bueno de saber inglés a la perfección es que uno se da cuenta de estas manipulaciones. Trump no dice que los venezolanos son feos, sino que se refiere a los que aquí, en Estados Unidos, protestan contra sus acciones en Venezuela. Es decir, a los progresistas de izquierda, que

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If this had been a far-right terrorist attack it would be the number one news story in the world. But it’s the far-left, which the BBC don’t even mention in their headline

Maduro at 2AM on Jan 3rd:

The funny thing about Greenland is that forcing a European nation to hand over North American holdings is like the most time honored American tradition Like that’s how we got Florida and the Pacific Northwest alone

You lack vision

This still remains the most human thing that a President has said in the 21st century

Well. It turns out my baby isn't "bad at eating solids" – she just didn't like anything we've given her so far. I gave her a kind of high effort quiche last night and she licked her hands clean. All along it was a skill issue on my end (as a cook) and not her end...

This will be the sixth time we have said goodbye to the Fox X-Men and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

Marcus Rubius appointed proconsul of Venezuela. Gavin Newsom elected President in 2028. Marcus Rubius conquers all of South America. Newsom blocks his return to run for President in 2032. Marcus Rubius leads his legions across the Panama Canal, hereafter known as “the Rubiocon.”

BREAKING: U.S. Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, has informed Congress that the United States intends to purchase Greenland.

I sympathize with Venezuelans on Twitter. I too have rich white American students constantly telling me that, actually, the Soviet Union was a great thing.

What the fuck do you mean iShowSpeed has an archnemesis called White Speed

Like clockwork

@PopBase Normally don’t like the race swap thing but I could definitely see this ghoulish bitch as Dracula

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When you first start a YouTube channel, it's common to try different topics to see what clicks with your audience. However, it's important to not go too far in embracing the first topic that proves popular, or you'll wake up one day and find you've become the inbreeding channel.