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Retired VFW who did some crazy shit. If you support Pope Adolf J. Trump or any of his treasonous cult members then you should probably just keep it moving.

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When you talk about who’s the baddest dude in the world, you put two guys in a room and who walks out? Jon Jones walks out of that room every f***ing time. No question about it.” - @danawhite
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@BarstoolPhilly @StoolBaseball That kids parents suck
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@KeefNoNickName Sixers fans
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@MichaelBaumann Lol it’s designed that way but it’s scary af I love it
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@Brandon11461603 @SutliffGrant @stoolpresidente Dudes salty af he’s a Vikings fan and they’re the Eagles bitches
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@mugshawtys I was a grown man at 16, shit she could have tampered with me all she wanted lol
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@jamieleecurtis I’m a vet, @ the very least it would be a start. I own guns w/ 1 assault rifle that was my standard issue. All three of my girls can shoot but guns are locked up and ammo is separate. Their orders are escape and hide, in that order. No American needs assault rifles for defense.
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@TalkinBaseball_ MAC HAD HIS CATCH
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@adam22 Lol bro you clowned the shit out of him, what?
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@nyjmak @PFF They’re good, Sauce has been unreal. Can’t argue with Slay and Bradberry though, complete dominance.
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@DALLASBRADEN209 @DocterDrew3 Zero contact in this photo.
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@zainabqasim_ @fasc1nate Then math is wrong here
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@CrossingBroad @Lbrowns @br_betting Hell yes. There is no way Boobie gets 110 tonight.
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@dallascowboys Is it Dak or is it the team?
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@LeonLeoParty @hklyfe @smaelynkith @dude_incredibIe @houstonpolice Soy is dope too. A real man eats and drinks whatever the fuck he wants.
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@tembo_slice @Phillies_Muse That’s a good feature lol
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@DanClarkSports Li•bel (noun) 1. a published false statement that is damaging to a person's reputation; a written defamation.
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@BraveBills @Carlton72128910 @MikeCatalana @NBAonTNT Seriously like people get doubled every game and you don’t see them yeeted like that lol
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@BleedGreenHive @stoolpresidente Yo Prez, come get your boy!
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@PissPropaganda @deebosghost @InternetH0F Horse and rabbit are both delicious
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@PitchingNinja They’re going to look so great together in Phillies red.
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@Lethal6199Rblx @LeChina17 @Paul_Rakszawski Best three point shooting team for the entire regular season. That’s some luck.
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@ArmybratWP @stoolpresidente Once a marine always a marine
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@Anthony60957284 @PHLEaglesNation I think you’re right, sadly. I will always love Fletch and don’t think he’s necessarily a liability but he’s not nearly been as effective.
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@MicahhParsons11 @llawrencesexy @VitaVea Weird, seemed way more timid against the Philly line. Pride is a bitch huh
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@r_lif3 @Sweetp5o5 @BrendenDeeg_ that wack ass dude is a plant bruh ain’t never been an Eagles fan a day in his life
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Sucks seeing Philly icon Merrill Reese giving a racist POS like @DanSileoShow the time of day and giving him an interview. There’s an Eagles PR guy somewhere that should be fired for letting Merrill, a brand icon and ambassador, associate with hateful scum like Dan Sileo.
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@Philliesburner1 @duckisgod @cazzhmir @TalkinBaseball_ He was out last year too and we won the pennant. Cry more. Death, taxes, and a Mets collapse in the fall.
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@AidanLaPorta69 @Farbod_E “Ain’t no ‘Harden’ in ‘team’.” - James Harden
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@4Wino1946 @WUTangKids Your avatar is from Philly
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@hifive97 @mugshawtys Ew don’t be gross you weirdo.
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@okayBohmer @AZSportsRealtor @AZCardinals That’s why he’s called “No YAC Zach” lol. Great dude and played awesome for the birds in his time there though for sure.
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@PHLPhilNation I would argue the exact opposite. Legend?
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Trash #LAFC fans. Throwing things all game from drinks, to bottles, to coins. Even trashier is LAFC security who does absolutely nothing. Nice. #DOOP #MLSCup
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@OleksiwPatrick @unbiasedhockey @trevor_grossman @cursed_hockey I played D1 and that was 100000% on purpose. You the expert though
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@PHLSixersNation Voting Embiid 3rd or 4th is pure hater behavior.
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@PFF bUt ThEy HaVeN’t PlAyEd AnYoNe
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@DanSileoShow @JalenHurts @Eagles Get used to disappointment.
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@CrossingBroad and fire some coordinators
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@CrossingBroad Did you really put Juan Soto’s head on Charlie Manuel’s body?
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@Morbidful This is Kevin from Asheville
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@dieg6s @K_Earls32 @NoMoreRacism69 @TheNBACentral Absurd comment, doesn’t watch games.
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@JeffNadu You were wrong though? Victory lap??
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@TalkinBaseball_ He didn’t throw a no-hitter today.
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@timecaptales @fasc1nate Honor amongst thieves.
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@dogsnbaseball Dress code is World Series professional.
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@BillSimmons You can’t call Mbappe an all time guy yet what are you even talking about
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@antman873 @BarstoolPhilly Delco for sure Lmaoo
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@GNRBOYZ1225 @ChrisAlbright11 @BarstoolPhilly You had me until the ludicrous Wawa slander.
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@LFC @Torres PS: terrible call… shot so good they thought it was deflected. ☠️
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@JimmyShakerDay7 @Kabab_B @MarcFarzetta and if your aunt had nuts she’d be a Cowboys fan
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The second longest playoff ball in MLB history and the longest ever at Petco Park. Wow Kyle Schwarber #RingtheBell
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488 FOOT SCHWARBOMB IS UNREAL!!!
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@jamesBe89485605 @TheHateCentral Oh neat a notepad screenshot thanks for nothing
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@NFLonCBS Great throw, better pick.
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@larkdaddy13 @PickSwapPod Giannis is awkward af. Freak athlete with nowhere NEAR the skill of Embiid.
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@LizKatzOfficial One of your best 👏🏼👏🏼
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@BrilLiScHiLL @Rozapercs @Ic3yHurts @statmuse There has never been a team that was more another team’s bit3h than the Vikings are to the Eagles. Complete little sister domination. They’ll never learn.
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@SavageShae If Jalen Hurts cured cancer they’d blame it on the schedule.
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@lord_brunson Didn’t even mention it on the dam broadcast. The hate is real.
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@Philacam3 @MarsicoJosh @native_ace @PFF Kelce smashed him in play so dude had to go for the double leg 😩
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@MattRBCFHPod Amazing. Sorry for your family’s loss homie.
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@LizKatzOfficial There like no vocals, did you do the keys and production on this?
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@The_Knutsen @957thegame Uhhh that’s not what that means
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New Michael Jackson Thriller doc dropping on @Showtime . I can’t believe we’re still celebrating this guy and pretending like he isn’t a disgusting pedophile who ruined young children’s lives. Gross. 🤮
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“Big Hurt” Frank Thomas and A-Rod both just said @rhyshoskins bat flip was the greatest of all time! What a signature @Phillies moment!! #RingTheBell
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@bmoreAP @nflrums Exactly, people acting like he was talking shit to Colts fans. Fake news.
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This. I just binged most of Reckless Ben’s YouTube content and the kid (along with @dannyberk ) are pretty damn innovative and funny, while somehow doing actual, riveting investigative journalism. The restaurant cult was 🤯! Rising stars.
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Reckless Ben one of YouTube’s most underrated creators right now. His series about McKamey Manor right now is absolute quality
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@TheRealDRoc28 @GoKickRocks_4 @CjKyojin Completely dominated the clock. Cowboys fans don’t know football.
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@PhillyTradesman It’s all he’s done. Even he still gets pinned for that Papelbon fight even years after Pap said it was 100% Pap’s fault. Historically great teammate and great for baseball.
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@Devan_Kaney He jumped off the railing, booold
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@DailyLoud Contact got flipped or otherwise stuck obviously. This never happened to you? While driving is the wooooorst lol
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@TheHoopCentral Clear MVP. Anyone disagreeing doesn’t know ball or has some sort of personally biased agenda. That’s a fact.
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@UnfortunateMLB As a 40 year Phillies fan, I have to say this Braves champ team is legit and has been for a minute. I hate it so much, but they’re >> Mets.
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@AndrewSiciliano Nope, it’s allowed with no stink. 15 yards is for putting your seat back.
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@SmittyBarstool Also those injuries came from the QB’s getting smoked by the Eagles D line. Unfortunate that they got injured but Philly was in their backfield from the jump.
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@PompeyOnSixers Hit the mirror!? Only one rib broken? Glad he’s alive.
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@greg728_ @matt_penni @HogsHaven Wentz fumbles more than Michael J. Fox trying to juggle.
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@ballknowingfan @PickSwapPod Harris hits transition threes, unreliable set shot. Watch every game
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@AidanLaPorta69 Beats losing him for nothing. I do love Randle but we’d just fuck up the picks.
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@Cary_Elwes @TheRickWilson or go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
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@LizKatzOfficial @JackDaniels_US It’s so so so much more complicated than to narrow it down to “Jack Daniels is rich and bored”.
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@LizKatzOfficial @LizKatzGames Ducklirious is creepin 👀
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@wild238613 @JalenIsHim215 @statmuse Exposed as the NL Pennant winners? Lol you dummy
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@ESPNNBA @ramonashelburne Civic duty. Wish America did the same, would snap a lot of people from both sides of the aisle out of their bubbles and provide perspective. Doing it right, like Israel por ejemplo 🫡
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@TheJawnOfTime Large loss defense work for an insurance company. Businesses get sued, we defend them. Mostly parachute in to negotiate settlements or try cases across the U.S. Freelance comedy writer on the side, hopefully someday not on the side because corporate America sucks balls ☺️
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@statmuse People want to talk about Eagles’ schedule, a team that has not trailed for one single second in the second half, but are lauding the Vikings who just barely eeked out wins against the Commanders, Lions, Saints, and Bears while being smoked by Philly. Two teams, different levels
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@HundredHistory @fasc1nate Or as I call it: Thursday.
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