Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
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Stand-Up Comedian. Podcaster. Lover of Food. Patriotic Free Speech Absolutist 🇺🇸 Host of #GinormousFood on @FoodNetwork & #BigUgliesPod w/@uglycarlspitale
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2009
Male cheerleaders don’t impress me, Minnesota Vikings. You want to impress me, start a woman at halfback.
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Mission accomplished, @marcmaron. This is the most anyone has ever talked about you in your career, and it has NOTHING to do with your art or work.
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Insane. @rickygervais has more funny in his dick knuckle than @marcmaron has in his entire body. This is like Steve-O calling Mozart a retard.
Maron calling @rickygervais a bore is so rich it will give you diabetes.
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Maron represents the dying breed of no T having artists that somehow convinced women for 30 years that their inability to protect them from predators was an indicator of their high intellect. It’s over for you, and all the other Freudian faggot stepdads.
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Marc Maron is a crybaby who should’ve had his teeth knocked out 30 years ago. He’s that whiney trust fund nerd that everyone secretly loved to see get bullied at school. He doesn’t hate “hack comedy.”. He despises meritocracy as it forces the weak to hunt for their own food.
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If you spend more time watching someone else live their life rather than just living your own, you’re sad and gay.
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RT @JoshDenny: We’re coming back to NYC to remove the stick from its ass. Come hang and laugh with us on the isle.of Manhattan 9/27!. http….
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PRESALE tickets are available for guests BEFORE a show date is set. You can save on tickets by buying before a date is set, and in the event that a show is cancelled, all tickets will be refunded -...
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“Woke” will inevitably die, because political correctness is incompatible with the human condition. Life is suffering. How can comedians satirize the human condition if we pretend it’s better than it is?. I’m ok not being rich, but I will NOT pretend to comfort cowards.
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We’re coming back to NYC to remove the stick from its ass. Come hang and laugh with us on the isle.of Manhattan 9/27!.
josh-denny.myshopify.com
PRESALE tickets are available for guests BEFORE a show date is set. You can save on tickets by buying before a date is set, and in the event that a show is cancelled, all tickets will be refunded -...
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I don’t drink or do drugs, but I’ve also never taken another man in my mouth. - proud heretic.
Sobriety is not Catholic. It’s creepy and sinister and weird and a gateway to heresy.
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“Dildo Nets?”. They didn’t even have them in BASEketball. The WNBA has truly has become the greatest sport in America.
All 13 WNBA teams are now required to install safety nets to protect against dildo-throwing incidents, per league officials.
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Based.
THE DEPORTATIONS WILL CONTINUE.
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This will come in handy someday if I ever stumble across a faggot that doesn’t finish his pizza.
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RT @WallStreetApes: CONFIRMED: Directly from an ER Nurse at a Los Angeles California hospital. “Just got off my 12 hour shift— and you guys….
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I lived in Minneapolis for 11 years. It’s gone.
A 42-year old Somali man abducted and raped a 12-year-old who was playing in her backyard in Minnesota. This is the Islamic Center that wrote a letter in support of him stating that he’s a “family man” who had to overcome the “challenges of a new culture”.
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