Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
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Stand-Up Comedian. Podcaster. Lover of Food. Patriotic Free Speech Absolutist 🇺🇸 Host of #GinormousFood on @FoodNetwork & #BigUgliesPod w/@uglycarlspitale
Joined August 2009
After today, if I’m being honest, there’s no more “agree to disagree” for me. If you’re on the left with Trump Derangement Syndrome, you’re an enemy to America, to our values, and certainly to me. I have no desire to understand you. I don’t want to know you. There’s no excuse.
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The RFK Jr announcement has really thrown a lot of my LA friends for a loop. They loved having RFK as an alternative to voting for Harris. Now they have to face this harsh reality that many of us accepted a while ago:. It's Trump, or the end of America. Those are your choices.
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Juneteenth falling on Father’s Day must have Google working overtime. White people are busy googling “what is Juneteenth,” while black people are googling “what is a Father?”.
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Tim Walz has turned Minnesota into Mogadishu. I lived in MN for 11 years; graduated HS there. Last time I went I barely recognized it. This guy makes Bernie Sanders look like Trump. He's a fucking nightmare.
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Rashee Rice was charged with 8 felonies in a hit and run that could��ve been deadly. KC fans hope he gets a second chance. Harrison Butker makes an impassioned speech at his religious university. KC fans want him gone. Still believe in the myth of “white privilege?”.
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Notice how 90% of the headlines shitting on Dana White getting Covid don’t mention he’s fully vaccinated. They’re only highlight is him getting treatment recommendations from Joe Rogan after he got sick anyway.
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This joke got me fired from a job making $150k a year - 2 years ago.
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Since I have so many new black people following my account now, I have to ask:. What are you all getting your Grandmothers for Father’s Day?.
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Any comedian condemning @TonyHinchcliffe for exercising his first amendment rights at Trump’s rally that are just exposing themselves as the cowards they are. “I would never do something like that.”. We know. You’re a pussy.
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If one N-word is worth 200k, somebody owes me 34 million dollars.
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As an overweight fat person, I 💯agree with @JillianMichaels about Lizzo. Accepting being fat is the same as accepting being poor or unsuccessful. Nobody wants it; it’s a matter of how hard we want to change it. But stop disguising “giving up” as “acceptance.”.
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As someone at risk for evacuation from the Eaton fire, I want to say this:. Stop complaining about the politicization of this disaster. This IS a political disaster. This IS caused by political corruption, greed, and negligence. California residents are losing EVERYTHING because.
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If you regret having ever given me a platform, how about you send me a check for the 10’s of millions of dollars my show made for your network(s)?. You knew my views and my style of comedy when you hired me. My views represent the beliefs of half of this country.
For those asking: Our working relationship with Josh Denny ended years ago and we removed all episodes he hosted at that time. His views do not reflect our company values and we regret giving him a platform.
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I love that all Twitter criticism of Joe Rogan boils down to jealous whining about the “responsibility of his reach”. He has that reach BECAUSE he speaks his mind. If you think your personal “platform” includes responsibility for your listeners, that’s called a messiah complex.
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I absolutely love @RealCandaceO and I think she’s one of the most important voices of our time.
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I’ve been reflecting on this lately as somebody asked why my criticisms of modern women seem to have so much contempt, and it didn’t take long to figure out why. I’ve been in the unique position of having temporary fame and the perception of wealth and success. When I had a hit.
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Dave Chappelle actually predicted today in it’s entirety. He called his shot like Babe Ruth, and everyone @netflix did as predicted today.
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Joe Rogan having Trump on for episode 1776 would be like double finger guns to everyone trying to cancel him. Hilarious.
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“Straight White Male” has become this century’s N-Word. It’s used to offend and diminish the recipient based on assumption and bias. No difference in the usage.
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Everyone talking about Leonardo DiCaprio being a predator is a hypocrite. Aaron Taylor Johnson’s wife was a 42 year old director when she met him at 18 on a film where she was his boss. They married 3 years later. She a predator too? Or is this just “boss bitch” behavior?
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You can think what you want politically, but the mob is usually not in the right. You can hate Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) all you want - but violently running people off your campus that you don’t like or agree with is no better now than it was when racists did it in the 60s.
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Nothing says “deep state government agent” like being the only “insurrectionist” whose image is being laundered by the media.
In conservative media, Ray Epps is a notorious villain, responsible for turning the protests on January 6 into a riot. It is a convoluted conspiracy theory he denies. He’s now in hiding, facing death threats. This Sunday, Epps sits down with 60 Minutes.
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Before everyone gets offended, I’m obviously joking. Most white people know what Juneteenth is by now.
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Being black, or gay, or trans doesn’t make you special. This is America. You want to be treated like an exceptional person - do something exceptional. That’s REAL equality.
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Funny aside: in the legal deposition, I asked their counsel why this joke was offensive. She said “you’re indicating that women can’t drive.” . I said: “I never SAID that. You assumed the drivers of those cars are women. Why don’t you think women are heroes in the firetruck?”. 😂.
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Just to catch the people up that think both sides can “co-exist” in this country:. My anti-abortion stance (and jokes peppered throughout it) have enraged the left so much that roughly 10,000 people have spent all day trying to get me fired from a show that ended 3.5 years ago.
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Y’all are having the wrong response to AI. I’m beyond relieved to find out that I come from a long line of other orange haired niggers like myself.
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Here’s how I know I’m on the right side of history:. Conservative/Libertarian women are all hot boner factories and liberal women all look like me.
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Just got off the phone with our people. It’s not a bit. Gavin was AGAINST going to Jan 6. He was AGAINST Charlottesville (and told Proud Boys they were out of the club if they went) but he’s rotting away in jail because he dared to question authority.
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Rebranding failure as success is delusion disguised as progressiveness. Real acceptance is saying “hey, I don’t like where I’m at right now and I need to work to fix it.”.
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I don’t get people that say “I like @VivekGRamaswamy, but he says all the right things. I don’t trust it.”. Yeah, you should probably just stick to voting for corrupt career politicians that lie to your face.
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We have a president that just called a woman #horseface on twitter. If you didn’t uncontrollably laugh out loud at that, you’ve got something way too big lodged up that ass.
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I actually LOVE when people put pronouns in their bio. There’s no better indicator of “you don’t even need to bother with knowing this person.”.
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Led to a bankruptcy and ruined us financially for two years. all because a woman that wanted a woman to have the job they created for me saw an opportunity to take me down and did, and it worked. So spare me with the “Cancel Culture is a myth” bullshit.
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End rant. PS. I’m voting for Trump because your candidate sucks as bad as the last one. He’s proof you don’t have to fight for YOUR beliefs. You think you’re so right that he can literally be asleep at the wheel. You’re wrong. You’ll see in November.
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So spare me the “we’re the party of compassion.” . You’re not. You’re the party of “comply, or die.”. You know that’s the fascism you constantly accuse Trump of, right?.
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Trevor Noah has only lived in America as a millionaire. I know more about what it means to be black in America than Trevor Noah.
Trevor Noah schools Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson on what it means to be Black: "In America, [whites] invented a rule that if you had one drop of Black blood in you, that makes you Black—which defined how you were treated by the government and by society."
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I’ve always liked @JimGaffigan. I’ve never met him. I don’t agree with everything he said in his rant this past week, but I’ll defend his right to say it. Here’s my problem when this happens though (I’m going to tweet my thoughts, so strap in):.
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It’s amazing to me how so many of my friends in LA, intelligent and good people, could be so partisan that they’d vote to keep in Gavin Newsom - a Democrat. How can you look around this city, plagued by the homeless and robbed of all hope and think “this should continue?”.
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This is too many tweets. But here are my final thoughts: I’d just once; just ONCE love to see celebrities that have profited from free speech grow some fucking balls and defend ONE person’s right to a conservative opinion. Just one.
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I like @joerogan. He’s the GOAT of podcasting. He’s always been nice to me in person when we’ve done shows together. He’s the best interviewer ever. But Joe, it’s INSANE that you haven’t had a Jan 6th defendant on the show yet. Have @BrandonStraka on.
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Fuck this guy. He should be tied to a goalpost at the All Star game and blasted with slapshots until he’s dead. #JohnnyGaudreau #RIPJohnnyHockey
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My point is, when you call someone this in conversation - you know exactly what you’re doing: attempting to devalue their POV based on negative cultural stereotypes. That’s racism.
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Listen, Joe Rogan is right. Hollywood is HORRIBLY overpopulated. Even our sex has traffic.
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I watched 45 minutes of footage today from Kabul before I realized it wasn’t downtown Los Angeles.
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You misspelled FBI.
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Don’t ever forget:. Biden didn’t drop out until the attempt to assassinate Trump failed.
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Quentin Tarantino just said that “agents are arsonists disguised as firemen” on @joerogan’s podcast and I’ve never clapped harder at my TV.
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If comedy clubs mandate a vaccine, I won’t do those clubs…pretty simple. I’ll set up a karaoke machine in fish market if I have to. I’ve had covid 3 times in two years. I’m 100lbs overweight and I’m fine. I won’t be bullied into an experimental vaccine.
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Ok, which one of you lying bitch bastards leaked my dick pic?
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I want to put this out there, please share it:. I’m willing to perform at any restaurant or small business that is REFUSING to close or lockdown in protest - for FREE to help raise funds for said business.
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If “being on the right side of history” means canceling the comedy shows of quadriplegic Mexicans living their dream in front of 200 people. I’ll pass.
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We told you they’d come for the guns. We told you they’d pack the Supreme Court. We told you they’d censor and de-platform all dissenting conservatives. We told you they’d force the vaccine. How many do we have to get right to stop being “conspiracy theorists?”.
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Watching @kanyewest on @Timcast and have some thoughts: . It’s an ego-driven power move to challenge WHAT someone thinks. It takes curiosity and humility to understand WHY someone thinks what they think. Tim just tried to power move genius and embarrassed himself.
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If you’re a woman and this post offends you, it’s because you’re EXACTLY who I’m talking about - and you know I’m right.
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Stop pretending like Bill Burr will suffer ANY consequences for Nia flipping off Trump. Freedom of speech in this country only exists for those that agree with the approved narratives. My chances in Hollywood ended because I essentially said white directed racism is still racism.
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My ideas aren’t even that radical. I want a small government. I want to be left alone. I want to rid us of corruption. And yes; I think we should think about laws and their purpose; and maybe that means we don’t justify murdering babies for the convenience of women.
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This debate WAS the plan all along. They’ll 25th amendment him Monday. This is a public execution of a sitting president by the Democratic Party.
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You're allowed to not like him. Don't let "perfect" be the enemy of good. And he is good. The other choice is pure evil.
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Los Angeles Today:. Clerk: "Sir, you have to wear a mask inside now.". Me: "Oh, I have a medical condition where I can't.". Clerk: "Oh, what's the condition?". Me: "I have a fully functioning brain.".
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This is like when a fat girl talks about how afraid she is to get raped. Sit down, Canada. Nobody wants you.
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Vivek is the only candidate that is calling this game honestly. Everyone else is stacking the deck and hoping to win on technicality. Haley and Desantis are clinging to the idea that Trump will be banned. Vivek only wants to win without Trump being cheated.
I pledge to withdraw from the Colorado GOP primary ballot until Trump is also allowed to be on the ballot, and I demand that Ron DeSantis, Chris Christie, and Nikki Haley do the same immediately - or else they are tacitly endorsing this illegal maneuver which will have disastrous
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This reminds me of how people in the 80’s said that HIV infected homosexuals should be turned away from hospitals because of their “choice.”. What will you suggest next, George? Put them in concentration camps?.
The willfully unvaccinated who wind up in hospitals from Covid should not receive priority medical care over other very sick or injured people who are as much in urgent need of medical care.
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Saying “my label for you invalidates your opinion or your place in society” is literally what Dr. King fought against.
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These are not “random acts of violence.”. The deep state has now tried to kill Donald Trump on two occasions. We’re not trying to avoid a civil war. We’re already in one. The federal government is trying to rob you of your choice. They are your enemy.
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You want an America where we all are free? Publicly back someone that disagrees with you. Have some FUCKING BALLS. Stop expecting a trophy for saying the popular shit everyone agrees with. You want a better country? Risk something to reach across the ideological aisle.
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If you’re black, and you don’t know that this kind of talk is intended to keep you on the “plantation,” then you can’t be helped.
Joe Biden just told graduates at Morehouse College in Georgia that America hates them because they’re black. This divisive rhetoric is exactly why Biden is losing support of the black community.
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Notice how all of the Democratic ads to vote no on the recall only say “Stop the Republicans” or “Trump this, Trump that.”. Not a single one talks about any of @GavinNewsom’s accomplishments. Because there hasn’t been any. Only utter failures and disasters. Don’t fall for it.
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The attempt to smear anyone that doesn’t fall in line with the official narrative is laughable.
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Testing out this “set to private toggle.” Like this tweet if you see it organically in your feed.
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Being a conservative in this industry today, is like being gay in the 50’s: you’d rather kill yourself than be outed. And you motherfuckers LOVE it like that.
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Many of the jokes THEY submitted in discovery were anti-abortion jokes. clearly indicating they had problems with my pro-life views - clear cut political discrimination from our POV. Still, we ultimately lost.
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Black Bruce Wayne never becomes Batman. Your dad has to be around to get murdered in your origin story.
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When I sued them, they threw this one and a bunch of others at the case; they said “I was clearly a racist, sexist, homophobe.” I said “I’m a professional comedian and you knew that when you hired me.” . They won in summary judgement in December.
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We aren’t unified under “Trump’s lies.” We don’t care about him as a figurehead. We are unified in that YOU guys want an America that is OK leaving us behind in your pursuit of YOUR vision for this country. Guess what? We’re not going anywhere.
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Until then, you leave us NO choice but to band together and fight you. To best your ideas with ours. You’ve left us no choice. You’ve made it clear there’s no room for us in “your” America. So if we have to stand on your dreams to reach ours? So fucking be it. You made the rules.
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Black people trying to control or dictate a white comedian’s material under the threat of violence is the same terrorism you see in the Middle East for being the “wrong” religion. This is America. I’m an American. I do not negotiate with terrorists.
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I’ve said this several times: it’s insanely cowardly to ride the first amendment to moneytown, and then close the door behind you for those that don’t agree with you.
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This Bill Burr clip bothers me for so many reasons: firstly, I hate the way he immediately backs down from his own opinions when they aren’t met with applause and adoration; the mark of a true coward. Secondly, don’t DARE bring up “comedians losing their TV shows for saying the.
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If you’re a liberal that’s mad about the new Texas abortion law, just think of it this way:. It will save way more black lives than any amount of police reform. And Black Lives Matter, right?.
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They see my bio, and immediately go right to trying to take my livelihood away; hurt my family; dox my relatives and friends. I’m not asking for pity. Just wake up and realize there is no more middle. They want to destroy us.
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I've been labeled "Alt Right" or "Ultra Conservative," but I'm honestly just a dude that thinks anything can be funny and hasn't lost his goddamned mind yet. If you can relate, you're in the right place.
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I’m glad everyone is finally talking about Haitians and making the distinction, so that nobody confuses them with the regular black people that have been so AWESOME for America.
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Tony Hinchcliffe didn’t cost Trump a single vote. Stop it. Last I checked, Puerto Rico isn’t a swing state.
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Being a woke comedian honestly seems exhausting: you have to spend all day on twitter pretending @elonmusk is bad after you and all your friends bought his cars for the last decade….
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Some of us just believe that all racism is bad, and that we have to stop allowing it to be directed at white people like that’s progress; it’s not. It’s just tribal disgust turned on it’s head. It’s “eye for an eye” treatment; it’s not progress.
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I find it very suspect that we’re six months out from an election where the Dems were about to get creamed, and all of a sudden we’re talking about white supremacy, abortion rights, and gun control. Not talking about inflation, gas prices, or sending money to Ukraine.
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In light of the news about Louis CK, many of you are probably now looking for a new favorite red headed comedian. Hello my name is Josh Denny, nice to meet you! Don’t worry, I don’t even masturbate in front of myself anymore. Welcome!.
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I’ve done deep work on myself. I didn’t have high self esteem as a kid. I spent my entire 20s living alone for the most part, working on my various careers and learning to love myself for who I am. Imagine getting there and finding out that none of that matters at all.
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If you’re looking for the biggest pair of balls in the politisphere, they’re currently resting between Candace Owens’ legs. She’s a savage fighter for what she believes in, and I admire the hell out of her. And of course she’s from Philly. @RealCandaceO.
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Just a reminder: with all that’s happening in the world right now, the most important thing outraged @netflix employees have to protest:. A black man exercising his right to free speech.
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In all seriousness:. The worst part of today; the ABSOLUTE worst part was women thinking I give a shit about their boring “I didn’t know I was pregnant” stories. I read so many, I’m ready to abort myself.
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