I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate, Joseph, fell down the stairs and hit his face. He had to walk around with cotton swabs over his eyes until he recovered. Then one day Joseph just disappeared along with my girlfriend! If it hadn’t been for that cotton

Crystalina and I wanted to thank you all for the outpouring of prayers for John Paul. Today is day one at the hospital and we were blessed with a visit from the Franciscan Friars of the Holy Spirit! Please keep the prayers coming for us and especially for Paul J. Kim's son Micah,

At least poor Comet could commiserate since he always had to stay home and clean.

Friends- This is a tough note to write, but since a bunch of you have started to suspect something, I’ll cut to the chase: Last week I was diagnosed with metastasized, stage-four pancreatic cancer, and am gonna die. Advanced pancreatic is nasty stuff; it’s a death sentence.

I lived bucko (jk, this wasn’t gang violence. I paid somebody to do this. Like a lot.)

Dire Straits is more powerful than I thought.

Tomorrow at this time I’ll be fully anesthetized and with my heart turned off as amazing docs give me a mechanical heart valve. Routinish, but also my 3rd sternotomy, so any prayers you have to offer are welcomed. I trust that Our Lady of Guadalupe’s ✨mantle will be over us all.

Every year, our taxidermy friends in our visitor center get festive. However, it doesn’t mean they are doing it willingly. Mr. Muskrat is tolerating it. Mr. Sharp- shinned Hawk, not so much. 🤣

Ronald McDonald Houses for hospital visits are cool but always thought McDonald's should sponsor Hamburglar Houses for people visiting family in prison.

The problem with a good deal of Protestant worship isn't that it's worship done badly... It's that it's not worship at all.

Anyone flying to France for Christmas: make sure you have a battery backup for your alarms, so you don't leave a child behind in the chaos that would result from oversleeping.

Have a private drinking water well? Be sure to sample it annually for coliform bacteria and nitrate! Private wells are not regulated, but it’s a good know your water quality so you can make informed decisions. Learn more in our recent All About DWEE: https://t.co/92L80OuM21

Anyone flying to France for Christmas: make sure you have a battery backup for your alarms, so you don't leave a child behind in the chaos that would result from oversleeping.

Nebraska clearly isn’t that serious about stopping brain drain if we are going to kill this program and send all these future scientists out of state.

Chemigation training dates for 2026 are online: https://t.co/HUEut617S3 DWEE works with @UNL_PSEP to provide chemigation application certification training essential to protecting irrigation water sources from pollution. Certifications must be renewed every four years.

With a corncob pipe and a button nose and 3 wives out on the road

Clearly Anthony's never sat at the county fair for hours in the late 90's listening to this album on repeat during Barn Duty.

“Name the lie”, Taco??? 🔴 Lie. 🟢 Lie (the Saints are alive in heaven). 🔵 Lie 🟣 Lie. 🟡 Lie.

Great video from @JimmyAkin3000 taking Fr. Casey Cole to task for claiming, in direct violation of Church law, that it is “not appropriate” for Catholics to says prayers of thanksgiving after receiving Holy Communion: https://t.co/PK0B0oKPun

Changing engine oil is so much faster when the new oil doesn't pour like molasses. At least I have a shop out of the wind to use.