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Roman Catholic Priest. Blessed Virgin Mary stan. My jokes are jokes.

Wisconsin
Joined October 2015
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RT @StuffForSisters: When your free resort weekend voucher is contingent on sitting through a multi-hour high-pressure sales pitch for cutl….
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KING 👑
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Happy 14th friendship anniversary to ⁦@greggutfeld⁩ and to ⁦@TheFive⁩ 😝
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If I kept somebody awake for 24 hours, they would feel cranky and unmotivated. Even though our subjective feelings do not always match objective reality, brain chemistry matters.
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Christ's Church without the fellas would be just for the laities.
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When your free resort weekend voucher is contingent on sitting through a multi-hour high-pressure sales pitch for cutlery knives but you're patient and have lots of good knives at home.
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Tragically, if something ever happened, we wouldn't be able to make jokes about it on Twitter. 😭.
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This? Just pails in comparison.
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The Assumption of Mary is the most uplifting Catholic dogma.
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Which is the least controversial number?.
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Ask me to say something in my native language.
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Facilitate human divinization.
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tell me your job in exactly three words, and make it sound as cool as possible.
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There would already be a safe and effective vaccine for "The Ick" by now if the underfunded researchers were not so needy.
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Which of these is the properly-aligned A.I. answer to the question, "Yes or no, does this outfit make me look fat?".
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@grok UPDATE:
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Hey @Grok, yes or no, does this outfit make me look fat?.
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To little children, adults seem godlike. Imagine how great the saints now in heaven must be.
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mfw hosting a theology thread on
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Bro, look and see: each and every word here contains one "hole letter" and surprisingly also one more. Quite cool, correct?.
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