🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes
@StuffForSisters
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Roman Catholic Priest. Blessed Virgin Mary stan. My jokes are jokes.
Wisconsin
Joined October 2015
God turns all cringe for the good of those who love Him.
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The death of each night is followed by a time of morning. 🌄.
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Customer: "Hi, is this your Warren Buffet?". Hostess: "Oh, you can't afford it.".
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When you become an American, your opinions about when water boils should change 112°.
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CEO to the headhunter: "Steal the most-loyal people.".
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If I kept somebody awake for 24 hours, they would feel cranky and unmotivated. Even though our subjective feelings do not always match objective reality, brain chemistry matters.
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Christ's Church without the fellas would be just for the laities.
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When your free resort weekend voucher is contingent on sitting through a multi-hour high-pressure sales pitch for cutlery knives but you're patient and have lots of good knives at home.
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Tragically, if something ever happened, we wouldn't be able to make jokes about it on Twitter. 😭.
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The Assumption of Mary is the most uplifting Catholic dogma.
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