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Nathan Trout

@NathanTrout

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@NathanTrout
Nathan Trout
3 years
After Watergate, people bought bumper stickers saying “Don’t blame me, I’m from Massachusetts”, because it was the only state Nixon didn’t win. I want one that says “Don’t blame me, I voted for chaos with Ed Miliband”.
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@NathanTrout
Nathan Trout
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Regardless of the verdicts it’s clear that Sean Combs abused women around him and people around him enabled it because they profited on his continued success. If you go to court or concerts or anywhere else to publicly “support” an admitted domestic abusers you’re a creep.
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Nathan Trout
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Imagine if you’d paid for tickets and you ended up sat behind Richard Osman who’s been given his for free.
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Wimbledon
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English football royalty in the Royal Box ✨. Welcome back to #Wimbledon, Sir Gareth Southgate and Sir David Beckham 👋
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Nathan Trout
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The juries in the Australian mushroom murder trial and the Sean Combes trial going on the same day is interesting. Is anyone taking bets on which one gets a verdict first?.
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Nathan Trout
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Two years ago in Finsbury Park making friends with strangers and watching Idles and Jamie T. Now I’m in Curry’s unable to decide what hoover to buy. Life comes at you fast.
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Nathan Trout
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I’ve never had a paper bendy straw before. I can’t believe I can finally strawpedo an alcopop in an environmentally conscious way.
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Nathan Trout
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RT @theBrianaMills: Suicidal thoughts/urges would happen a lot less often if people's basic needs were actually met.
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RT @MNateShyamalan: me [forgetting the alamo]:.
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Nathan Trout
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“Everybody who matters” is such a damning admission of the insularity of the political class.
@SaulStaniforth
Saul Staniforth
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#trevorphillips: "Pretty much everybody is, as it were, united in condemnation of what was said at Glastonbury and so on". What he means: 'Pretty much everybody who matters is, as it were, united in condemnation of what was said at Glastonbury and so on'
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Nathan Trout
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Did anyone tell her BBC were putting the set on iPlayer?.
@lisaocarroll
Lisa O'Carroll
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Helen from Wales held her phone for an hour to livestream Kneecap… she’s says she thinks it was important and got 1.7m likes.
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Nathan Trout
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RT @lowerformofwit: The UK political classes fixation with global corporate mediocrity, as opposed to encouraging local business and food c….
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Nathan Trout
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RT @eugeneh84: This is what Jurgen Klopp has taken from us.
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Nathan Trout
12 days
I love how even the most minor young person success story features someone who rode on a parents’ coat tails.
@LBC
LBC
13 days
Cllr Princess Bright, 29, the youngest female mayor in London, is already making waves in and beyond her borough, with a passion to represent everyone regardless of their demographic differences.
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Nathan Trout
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RT @RadishHarmers: All discourse on this topic is people talking past each other unless we acknowledge that most kids go to college to get….
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RT @TheLeftyScot: Devastating news for American Wrexham fans this.
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Nathan Trout
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RT @CoKeynesian: Women consistently voted to the right of men in almost every Western country until the 1970s. Female suffrage effectively….
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Nathan Trout
14 days
Wiggling you mouse on a Teams meeting to see how long is left then remembering it doesn’t work like a YouTube video.
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Nathan Trout
14 days
RT @mcandidate: thoughts and prayers
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Nathan Trout
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RT @AmyLeMesmer: did Fred Dibnah put Connections together today or what
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@NathanTrout
Nathan Trout
15 days
XKCD takes radical centrism to places Luigi Mangione couldn’t even dream of.
@IsaacKing314
Isaac King 🔍
16 days
XKCD is so handy. Want to make fun of somebody for extrapolating too much? Show them #605. Want to make fun of somebody for extrapolating too little? Show them #2278! Every possible argument, neatly packaged and numbered for the internet commentator's convenience.
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@NathanTrout
Nathan Trout
17 days
When the best option in the menu is Camden Pale and it’s £6 a pint.
@eddie_wrt
EDHUB🌍ℹ
19 days
The Ghana Drunkards Association has issued a three-week ultimatum to the government to reduce the prices of alcoholic beverages in the country, citing the recent appreciation of the cedi against the dollar and other major currencies. The Association has threatened that its 16.65
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