I guess everyone on Twitter has dm boxes full of fake people saying the same lines repeatedly does Elon just want the app to disintegrate into pure magadung?

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Top 10 women I don’t want to see on my 2026 timeline: 1.Erica Kirk 2.Karoline Leavitt 3.Kristi Noem 4.Pam Bondi 5.Riley Gaines 6.Candace Owens 7.Katie Miller 8.Marjorie Taylor Greene 9.Laura Loomer 10.Bari Weiss

@hozi3r Stop being a stupid mark. She's a grifter. She's a con artist. You've been had. You're the perfect mark.

i think i need to start taking something for my kleptomania.🤔

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Hey Uncle Sam, put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty started shakin her fist 👊 And the eagle 🦅 will fly, man it's gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom start ringin her bell 🔔 And it’ll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you

Please LEAK THE FILES

https://t.co/jShO6ZQGzi

The person who leaks the full 300 gigs worth of epstein files will become a household name for centuries. Single handedly bring down the rich pedos like a real life James Bond. Leak the files.

@elonmusk Why aren't the Epstein files trending? Is Twitter broken again Apartheid Clyde?

Why aren't the Epstein files trending on Twitter right now? Is Sissy SpaceX™ covering up for his daddy?

Too cool

Don't waste your time caring what others think. People are stupid.

Whenever I see a billboard from an attorney that says… We will fight for you. Me: Nah! You’ll do the bare minimum for me while collecting and convoluting things so you get most of the money. Cuz attorneys are gonna attorney.

Stop paying for marketing gimmicks. On Quant Data, you can build any layout you want. Add as many Heat Maps as you need, in any orientation, for any ticker and any expiration, all on a single page. Fully customizable. Fully dynamic. If you’re trading a specific contract, you

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can always use salted butter in your cookie recipes no matter what the recipe says

Instead of cassette tapes I wish they’d bring back something useful like happiness or affordable groceries

Mr Robin is singing while Mr Crow supervises. Mr Blackbird inspects the muddy hedgerows and the pigeon sisters follow each other across the lawn nodding at the squirrels busy burying their treasure.

Biden is bravely battling prostate cancer, yet instead of showing an ounce of compassion, the president continues to demean him daily. Drop a 💙 to show Biden we support him.

Hey… all you prohibitionists….